What now?

I was about to say something about the lack of a helmet when I---Is he wearing a tux?

That was funneh as hedoublehockeysticks. And what did I get?

Crickets.

:p::lol2:

Looks like a black sweatshirt with a white emblem like Adidas or something.

Do not eat your breakfast in the middle of the road.

I saw Cats on stage back in the late 80s in LA.

Imagine seeing this laying on somebody's desk, or on a bus/subway.

Did they push everything off the edge?

Not on stage, but my cats at home did.

I use to put bread ties on the kitchen window sill. Then one day I wanted a tie to twist on half a bag of frozen french fries. None to be had. All were in the floor and had been swept the day before. Being the detective that I am I set a trap with a long black tie from a phone charger that I had bought. Right around midnight I hear flap, flap flap from the kitchen. My tuxedo cat Betty is swatting the tie and when it hits the floor she was no longer interested. Now I keep the ties in the silverware drawer.

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Kitteh's do what Kitteh's do.

We gave up on bread ties. We have about a hundred little springy clips for the bread, chips, fries, cookies...

OMFGwehavecookies!!!!

I have to tell y'all about my catTrap.
Don't worry, it's harmless!
...mostly.
I lived in a house with a big porch that had flat concrete pads on top of the railing posts, about a foot and a half square. Neighborhood cats had claimed them, after marking their territory. They would lounge on the pads and ignore my "Scat!" until I got to the top of the stairs, and then run off. The next day when I'd get home from work they were back, after remarking their territory.
I dunno where I heard about the idea, but you use 2" wide boxing tape and a beer can. I put about 3 orSo feet of tape, sticky side up, all around the perimeter of the pad and attach the end to the beer can which you sit in the center. They can't see the tape, and since my friends and I used to share some cold ones it was not unusual to see an empty at times so they didn't suspect.
Typically they jump up and land on the tape and immediately put their free paws on it to try and get it off.
Then they run, with the beer can clattering after them.
I don't think I've ever laughed so hard.
I set at least halfAdozen traps, all of which worked.
I only ever found the remains of 2 traps. One managed to leave it on the porch and the other I found half a block away under a car.
No harm done mostly, just some hurt feline feelings.
...and they got the message and stayed off the porch!

Poor Kitteh's.