No

Is that a banana in your pocket?

No. It's a plantain.

Have you ever eaten a deep-fried Twinkie?

No, but I would probably enjoy doing so.

Do you actually like cole slaw, or do you only eat it because you get it free with your sandwich?

yes.

does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?

yes...



do you randomly call out other people's names during sex?

No

Have you ever had your back hair waxed?

no

have you ever had someone elses mail sitting in your house for a days with the intention of walking down the street to put it in their mail box but then wondered what could be inside and openned it and it actually had money in it?

No Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moon light?

yes, and she wore a blue dress.

have you ever gone anywhere in drag?

Yes (halloween party - I felt free :blush: )

Do you think the Drew Carey Show was funny?

no

Don't you hate his glasses?

No, they work for his facial structure.

Do you swear in front of your mother?

fuck yeah

will you marry me?

I thought you'd never ask. Can I bring me mum?

yes, if you feel that strongly about flowers, but I always thought roses were more romantic.

Have you ever claimed a food allergy because you just really don't like something ?