So, who's a guy gotta fuck to get on report around here? Jeezus.

I mean...Jesus?

you're on report for making me picture you fucking a guy.


damn you .


damn you straight to hell



I know you didnt say 'what guy do i have to fuck to get on report'...but thats what my belligerent homophobic side heard and took offense to.

better safe than sorry.

special dispensation
 

the pope of being on report called.

he said you are all absolved. everyone is off of report as of 1:17 AM EST April 2nd 2008. I don't know what the special occasion is....but, I don't make the rules. Cicero, erase your list. it's a new beginning. or...the end of the world... i can't be bothered to differentiate.



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Well that's no fun...fuck the pope!

That's funny because I just spoke with the On Report pope,11:20 SMT 4/02/02,and he said I should take a hard look at putting everyone that has posted in this thread On Report. Effective immediately.

http://www.cellar.org/showthread.php?t=16947

:blush: Uuugh...that's ugly....nevermind..carry on.

I'll wait.

Think we should leave that to Elspode?

I thought he said he was doing Jesus though?

Yea, fuck the pope!!! Does He have a Drill Sergeant Hat?????

FUCK NO!

So what's the report stuff all about .........I don't get it?

And for that....YOU are now on report till you figure it out!

that's report abuse, classic. You're on report, yourself.

I think we need On Report Cards...so we know how well we're doing at being on report.

HEY!!!

WTF? You playing hookey from work today, Mr.?

I like to use my vacation days being sick. Its grand. :greenface