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Sundae 05-09-2008 10:54 AM

My sister dated (and I worked with) Michael Hunt. Who did go by the name Mike.
I never considered the impact of both names together until I heard it as a joke later. Well I was 14-15 at the time.

And I knew a Richard Head through work - he was my contact in a local council. As far as I know, no-one knew him as Dick though.

I am quite happy to accept that there are plenty of parents like Mike's and Richard's who don't realise the combination of names might be amusing or ribald, especially where abbreviations are concerned.

Shawnee123 05-09-2008 10:57 AM

We used to pay a dollar each time to have them page Mike Hunt at the Strawberry Festival each summer. We yukked it up! The paging fee was, I'm sure, to discourage such shenanigans. Good times.

Dingleschmutz 05-09-2008 11:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Radar (Post 452229)
They show Long Dong as an urban Legend. I really knew someone with that name.

We need a support group!

lookout123 05-09-2008 11:36 AM

i really did go to school with Sherman and his sister Septa. And yes, their last name really was Tank. No Joke.

I also went to school with James Bond, Raquel Welch, John Carson, and Gerry Ford.

There was obviously something in the water the year we were born.

monster 05-09-2008 11:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Dingleschmutz (Post 452219)
So either she was lying, or as usual, people put everything they can think of on Snopes. Either way, I don't really care. I said it was hearsay, so congratulations on making me look like an idiot or whatever, I'll go put myself in the corner now.

oh don't be silly. I particularly like the medical terms ones. I really personally did see an obit in the Ann Arbor News a few months back where the bereaved mother (of a young child :( ) was called Felony.

And there was a research fellow called Randy Dong in the Psych dept when I was doing my PhD. In the UK no-one uses the name Randy and it means only one thing....

But I'd still read their resumes. ;)

Cloud 05-09-2008 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by monster (Post 452286)
But I'd still read their resumes. ;)

yep! In fact, if a resume crossed my desk for Randy Dong . . . well, let's just say I'd give it a thorough perusal.

lookout123 05-09-2008 11:57 AM

eff that. they'd totally be disruptive and stuff.

Cloud 05-09-2008 12:03 PM

yeah, and people would laugh at you for hiring them!

"Randy" is a pretty common name in the States, though. It's not automatically associated with randy meaning horny. Now, if there was someone named "Horny Dong" . . . (rolls eyes)

Shawnee123 05-09-2008 12:07 PM

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Originally Posted by monster (Post 452286)
oh don't be silly. I particularly like the medical terms ones. I really personally did see an obit in the Ann Arbor News a few months back where the bereaved mother (of a young child :( ) was called Felony.

And there was a research fellow called Randy Dong in the Psych dept when I was doing my PhD. In the UK no-one uses the name Randy and it means only one thing....

But I'd still read their resumes. ;)

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Originally Posted by Cloud (Post 452288)
yep! In fact, if a resume crossed my desk for Randy Dong . . . well, let's just say I'd give it a thorough perusal.

:)

There was a local band (a good band I liked to go see) named Who's Randy? Some locals didn't get it, and really wanted to guess which band member was named Randy. None of them were.

Dingleschmutz 05-09-2008 12:10 PM

I do run across some fun ones on our insureds policies... Gay Shoemaker was one of my favorites. And today I saw someone with the last name Assmann.

monster 05-09-2008 12:11 PM

He was Chinese, and they usually take "English" names when they come to study/research in the UK, but The Chinese Official List of English Names appears actually to be an American English list. Many of them pick Chuck, which is also not used much in the UK. Especially for girls ;)

Shawnee123 05-09-2008 12:11 PM

I see some great names come across my computer/desk. However, I am forbidden by FERPA law to tell you them. :tinfoil:

monster 05-09-2008 12:14 PM

I had a lot of engineering students called "Sukdeep". Beautiful intelligent, quiet young ladies. Common Indian name, apparently. Shame about the juvenile humor moments that overcame me when grading their papers. But I still graded them ;)

Cloud 05-09-2008 12:18 PM

and then there are place names. Like Phucket, which gets me every time.

lookout123 05-09-2008 12:25 PM

Quote:

Like Phucket, which gets me every time.
Actually it got a lot of people a couple Christmaseseses's ago. My sister was there when the Tsunami hit.


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