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monster 05-06-2011 10:30 AM

That's what I thought.

footfootfoot 05-07-2011 02:31 PM

Thaid the actreth to the bithop.

Pete Zicato 05-16-2011 02:34 PM

I'm not sorry about ur leg
 
Good thing those marines were there. That guy could have gotten hurt.
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http://i.imgur.com/92aFW.jpg

classicman 05-16-2011 03:37 PM

Hoorah!



... yeh I know...

glatt 05-16-2011 03:51 PM

And a defense attorney is never going to open the question of the truthfulness of that police report or look for witnesses shopping that day who can be subpoenaed.

They didn't need to lie. The cop didn't need to falsify a police report. The bad guy had a knife, and the marines defended themselves. Lying about it is just stupid and is much more likely to come back and haunt them. The cop is putting his career on the line by falsifying that report. He better hope no witnesses come forward. Sounds like a lot of people were there with that toys for tots program going one. I bet someone filmed it on their cell phone.

And honestly, as much as it's nice to see the bad guy get an ass kicking, breaking that many bones is just overkill. It's like $5K to treat each broken bone, and you know he doesn't have insurance, so we're all paying for that.

HungLikeJesus 05-16-2011 04:42 PM

Isn't that a form of economic stimulus?

glatt 05-16-2011 07:17 PM

*snort*
Yeah, I suppose it is.

BigV 08-03-2011 11:05 AM



I didn't sight these idiots, they sighted themselves. Watching this video, I found myself surprised at first, then by about ten seconds into it, progressively angrier. Just, you know, pull the car over to the shoulder and let the snake get off the car and into the grass.

spoiler alert

But no. Passenger idiot proclaims at the end "I want it to fall. ... It just fell. ... Run that sucker over. Good, get it, kill it."

I hope you reap what you sow.

Pete Zicato 10-21-2011 11:12 AM

Drug dealers post signs in the neighborhood advertising "Heroin for Sale".

http://www.kgw.com/news/Portland-hom...132257893.html

Flint 10-21-2011 03:09 PM

New Decoy Website Launched To Lure Away All Moronic Internet Commenters

HungLikeJesus 10-21-2011 04:37 PM

There goes the Cellar.

classicman 10-21-2011 10:46 PM

Quote:

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Gravdigr 11-06-2011 01:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pete Zicato (Post 765921)
Drug dealers post signs in the neighborhood advertising "Heroin for Sale".

http://www.kgw.com/news/Portland-hom...132257893.html

I StreetViewed the address in that news link.

Wow...You'd think heroin dealers wouldn't pick such a nice-looking neighborhood.

I guess you go where the money is.

ZenGum 07-23-2013 01:11 AM

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It just keeps on getting better.

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Police said they saw a white Holden sedan being driven dangerously with two blown tyres on Sudholz Road in the Adelaide suburb of Gilles Plains.

When the car was pulled over, police said there was no steering wheel and the driver was allegedly using a pair of vice grips to steer.

The car was found to be unregistered and uninsured and already subject to a defect notice.

Police also allege the vehicle was involved in a hit-run crash in Folland Avenue at Northfield just minutes before it was pulled over.

A 38-year-old Northfield man is facing charges including driving while disqualified and returning a positive drug test.
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Meth. Not even McGyver.

ZenGum 07-23-2013 03:38 AM

Addendum .... while on parole ...


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