what's a hitler?

like a landing strip but shorter.

NEW RULE:

FOR ALL SEXUAL THREADS, THE MENTION OF A URETHRAL CATHETER IS PUNISHABLE BY INSTANT PAINFUL DEATH.

Oh good. So Gerbils are still OK then?

Found a new children's book "Pop goes the Hamster and other microwave games"

Two Gerbils in a bar one says to the other " Ya, fancy getting shit-faced tonite?"

Where's the cigar?
 

I've never done any "Hitlers", but I've had my share of "Castros".

so you like to floss, eh? ewwwwwww :dead: :vomit:

New Found Favourite........

Small Bowl of really cold and icy ice cream..... Small bowl of slightly warmed up chocolate sauce...... a small, really SOFT bristled paint brush....... Mmmmmmmmmmmm

Flossing
 

Well, you can get all your teeth done at one time that way, you know.

I LOVE your thinking!! :beer:

another thing that a girl i used to date was that she'd let it grow out and then shave "themes" in. be it a heart or an arrow, hell once she even did a smiley face!!

i dated ( for a few hours, anyway) a chick that was clean shaven and she had a wonderful tattoo just above her beautiful vertical smile.

Enjoy Your Meal - i wonder if she'll still like the tattoo when she is 65?

one time i was visiting an all nude, byob, establishment and i went up to give a dancer a tip and she was shaven with a tatoo of a cats eyes and whiskers.....clever, i thought, at least in my drunken state anyway.....

It was a cardiac catheter.

Nobody, except by misunderstanding, was referring to the other kind.

However, if you are in need of a treatise on indwelling, texas, and straight, I could certainly oblige.

Apparently I upset (or possibly excited) the Texans . So, by way of explanation only, I present, the Texas Catheter (NSFC_B)

My mistake, I read 'catheter' and then 'groin' and immediately splashed bleach into my eyes.

A very reasonable reaction.