hey briana are you here right now, sit down, relax, take off your bra if youd like, just remember always wipe front to back and never beleive someone when tehy say shaving ur pubic hair will rid you off crab infestation

gonzo--you have syphilis AND pubic lice?

I'm beginning to see the problem...

ya some hooker gave them to me when i was drunk cause shes a bitch

I don't believe a word of this...no one would do this guy. Not even for money.

He probably caught it from a toilet seat. Orally.

Wow. You can actually feel the average post-quality-level sinking with every gonzo post.

I've changed my mind, this is not a high school kid doing a term paper, it's a whole group of frat boys from a disbanded chapter in the northeast who have nothing to do until the next keg arrives.

Palm Beach Airport, I think this plane was trying to hide. :eek:

Well I'll be damned. Tropical Storm Beta just formed due north of Panama and headed north up the Central American coast - on a Carribbean trail through where Wilma had been stalking.

They're already predicting that Beta will be a major hurricane on landfall on Central America and be devastating enough that the name will have to be retired. They can't decide on how to handle the retirement, though, and are considering naming the storm "Beta 2005". :eek:

What a season this has been!

How is your Greek alphabet? Been practicing? Alpha. Beta. Gamma. Delta just took a turn into North Africa. Now we have tropical storm Epsilon - centered in the Atlantic at about latitude of S Carolina. With the hurricane season officially ending tomorrow(?), are you ready to start all over again? First hurricane would be Alberto.

Okay, <a href="http://www.wunderground.com/tropical/tracking/at200530.html">this is just silly</a>. Goodnight, folks.

Ridiculous is relatively warm weather with rain (not ice) during the last week of December in Philadelphia.

What's next, the Sumerian alphabet, sanskrit, hebrew?

It doesn't look very wintery in Sitka, Alaska, either. :headshake

For reasons only the Ancient Greeks can fathom, they put "Z" up in the front end of their alphabet. There are 18 remaining letters.

If we do make it to Ω, you should probably make sure that you have a year's supply of food and water and/or prepare for the rapture. Does anybody know if these are actually the tribulations?