yes, actually.

did you just fart?

yes. i decided to fart just after i read that to make my answer true. now if you'll excuse i think i forced it too much


have you ever followed through?

no


have you ever been outside barefoot and stepped in poop?

oooh....yes...and thanks for reminding me....

have you ever called someone a racial slur?

no.

Have you ever said something private to a friend only to have someone hear it that wasn't meant to know what you said?

yes


Have you ever been in public naked?

yes.

Have you ever been in public naked and you were arrested?

Let's answe rthe right questions!

No. (But i would be if i was!)

Have you ever worn handcuffs naked?

yes.

Have you ever ravaged someone wearing handcuffs naked?

Yes

Have you ever wanted to be ravaged whilst wearing handcuffs by the policeperson arresting you?

No


do you have a facination for a person in a uniform?

yes (santa churns my butter)

should i join the airforce?

YES!!!

Will you come visit in your uniform?

i'll come visit in a uniform.

Do you think "swallowing" can be likened to canabalism?

no, it would be likened to a sea food diet.


if a black bird brings black babies and a white bird brings white babies. what kind of bird brings no babies?

A swallow. :p

Am I gullible, or is it good for your skin?

yes you are and ... No, are egg whites good for your skin?


have you been told that 3" is actually 8"?

YES!

Have you been asked if you like pearl necklaces?

No

Do you like pearl necklaces?

no, i like cats.


do you like cats?

yes.

Do you like iguanas?

no iguanas, no reptiles, no one eyed snakes.


Do you love your Mother?

Yes. I mean, NO! I mean, well...on certain days she is very good to me.

Do you love your father?

NO, on any day he is a ******* *******.


Do you have to work today?

yes.


Are you at work right now?

yes

do you love your job?

Yes, but I wished it paid more.


Do you love your car?

no. but i like it......

do you love your life?

It has it's moments...

Do you think Bush is the Anti-Christ? (allegorically speaking)

No


Do you flush the toilet with your foot when using a public restroom?

No, I think there are far better candidates for that out there.



Do you think Americans whine too much?

yes.

do you think Canadians whine too much?

No

Do you think Kenyans laugh too much?

Never heard a Kenyan laugh. So No.

If your ear was a pussy, would you fuck it?

no

do you think french wine costs too much?

Yes

Do you think the French are ungrateful snobs?

Yes

Have you ever met a French person that wasn't arrogant?

Yes

Is a New York minute < 60 seconds?

No

Are your eyes blue?

yes.

are your eyes brown?

Yes

Is Kansas the most boring state you've ever visited?

No.

Have you ever poked anyone in their "brown eye"?

yes

is that a shocker?

No!

Have you ever seen a shocker?

not sure. what's a shocker?

Well, what I meant was the WSU mascot. The shocker. But as I got to thinking I realized that the term "shocker" could mean a mulititude of different things...like for example. A student would be labeled a shocker, or the two in the goo and one in the poo...could be a shocker.

far out......

oh...then...NO on the mascot thingy....(had no idea)

is plato's allegory of the cave significant to you in some way?

Nope, I just like things that make me (or others) think.
What's the signifigance of twentycentshift?

twentycentshift refers to a paradigm shift. (a pair of dimes is twenty cents.)

kind of corny, but i love the idea of someone being able to change into a better person. it is possible.

the allegory of the cave fits right in with that.

really good story, that one.

It is possible, and something that I think a lot of people need to hear. Good thoughts!

ahhh... I was hoping that it was a reference to Plato's_Retreat

LOL, never heard of Plato's retreat...sounds interesting though.

Back to the questions...
has anyone ever seen a midget riding a horse, in real life and not on google?

No


would you be offended if a midget walked up to you and told you that your hair smelled nice?

No. (at least I'm not smelly)

Would you be offended if I asked you to spank my ass while I yelled out your name?

No. I might like it.



Do you like spanking other people's asses?

No

Have you ever used sterno as a lubricant?

no

does sterno burn your bits when you light it?

**HAHAHAHAHA i just read the last three pages since my last post in one go, that was all gold! **

yes

do you want me to apply lube to your bits with my bits?