I endorse whack-a-mole! :D

I've got one. I usually drink it plain, but I've also enjoyed their grapefruit and Dr Pepper knockoff flavors. I'm a fan.

I have a cabonator/ soda machine too... we love it. I love making "mike's hard lemonade" with it. Basically fizzy lemonade and vodka :) in the store they cost $11-12 for 4, at home they cost $3 for 5-6ish

I can wholeheartedly endorse:

Mondazzi Books
570 Hayden Station Road
Windsor, CT
06095(860) 285 0538

I buy through them on Amazon UK under newbookscheap4u2.
They seem to take an age to arrive, but they are far cheaper than any UK seller once I add cost + P&P.

THINK about it - I can buy a book from America, and my full cost is still cheaper than buying a book from someone based in England.

And they have all arrived within the estimated delivery time, even if I think it's an age.

Finally, they were very decent and polite when I queried why things were taking so long, pointing out gently that this was international delivery and the approx date was stated on the confirmation. Yup. Correct. I bet they get it all the time, too.

I wholeheartedly endorse: Axe Dark Temptation Revitalizing Shower Gel. I can use a stripe 3 inches long, the width of a pencil, and get lost in the suds. This bottle is a month old, still over half full, and will last the rest of the year, at least.

Bonus: It looks like maple syrup.

Also, I smell so good, I'm almost gay for myself.

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I see your HUGE spongy upholstered hand in the background.
That is a tiny bottle.

It doubles as a walkie-talkie, too. See the antenna?

Let me axe you this: do you get a good reception?

If they're not too pretty, I'm generally well-received.

:D

;)

Ooohhh! Best Beloved uses this - he smells like chocolate as a result! I lurve it! (It's Lynx in the UK)

Are we confusing people with food?

And what if we are?!

Then you need to post a recipe.

A man who smells like chocolate? Throw in a side of nachos and a paycheck and I'm so there!

and teeth. He has to have his own, dentally cared-for teeth.

:D

That's a given. That, and regular showers, and no spitting on the sidewalk, and the ability to form complete sentences, and no leftover hair 'tail' from the 80s/90s, and and and... :D

I know. Now we're getting 'picky' and we'll NEVER find a man!!!!

sigh.



;)

I've SEEN what there is to 'settle' for. I even tried that.

:shudders:

Know wha'i'm'sayin'?

How many?

Teeth is plural, so at least 2.

Bugs Bunny would qualify. He has two teef, a real tail, he gets a paycheck, I've seen him in the shower, and I've only seen him spit into spittoons. If we made him smell like chocolate, he'd be golden!

We're going to live together as three old crones, don't worry.
With cats.

I started to make a joke about hiring workmen and slipping something into their tea. Then I realised how appalling it would sound if it was a man suggesting he drugged a woman to have sex.
So I deleted it.

I'm already creepy, obviously.

We don't need to drug men to have sex. Snapping our fingers to call them to our attention should do it. It's a pavlovian reaction.

"Sit. Stay. Fuck."

Voila!

Sit - check
Fuck - check
Stay - Hold on there, let's see how the fuckin goes.

The Soft Heat Warming Mattress Pad. It's been great!

Dual controls, automatic shut-off after 10 hours, 11 heat settings, micro-fine wires, and low voltage.

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I hope to never be that cold.

I have been that cold and will not use an electric blanket or underpad. I do not trust such things.

so... not a waterbed fan then, hm?

You have a honkin electric heater directly underneath a thousand pounds of water in a box. you're protected by a couple millimeters of vinyl.

Sleep well!

A friend of mine had a waterbed. Extremely comfortable until you tried to get out of it. But no, I didn't like the heater idea in that, either. Never slept in the thing.

Oh, dear.

I am almost ashamed to be posting this. Does it make it okay that the place I saw it on TV wasn't a commercial?

But ...

Lightweight, durable, stores easily, and I really, really works. Learning curve is less than one shirt. Really. And it does exactly what it's supposed to. Quickly, neatly. And the results really do take up less physical space because it is more efficient than doing it by hand.

But what is it?

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I was hoping it was for fitted sheets

That would be the lower priced knock-off. Note the different placement of the holes.

It's a "Flip Fold."

It does towels and pants, too. And it works for collared shirts, and long sleeves.

If they ever come out with a fitted sheet version that I have a big enough flat space for, I am SO there.

See, that's somebody's million dollar idea.

I fit the sheet
The sheet I fit
And on the fitted sheet
I sit

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these work!

we got our new work polo shirts... everyone has to wear white. I have a scratch on my arm that opened up and bled on it, of course. it had dried before i noticed it. I ripped the pad in half, put one half inside, and dabbed with the other.. all gone! yay!

I heard those Tide To Go sticks work too. Never personally tried them.

With enough Shout wipes and a Sham-Wow, you could probably conquer the world, Jim.

And yes, the Tide Pens work. I've used them. I'm fairly neat, though, so they tend to dry out before I can use them up.

Why? And why are you endorsing this product wholeheartedly? Does your red-headed mistress have on in her apartment?

I took Lil Griff to a ska show at Crocodile Rock Cafe in Allentown last night and must endorse etymotic earplugs. Early on I felt like I was missing a lot of highs but either the sound improved or the brain compensated. Anyway after four bands I can still hear! www.etymotic.com









I also endorse the scene.

Sir, you came as far south as Allentown and didn't tell anyone?

Okay, so I was working and couldn't have done anything about it, but it's the principle of thing thing!

I'll have a kid in your fair city this Fall maybe we should meet for coffee somewhere, maybe near Manayunk?

let us know, G. I'd like to try to attend!

Excellent!

Sounding like a plan!

I'll definitely try too, unless you want to keep it as a threesome.

Perfect orphan post, really ;)

I knew someone would pick up on that.

Ha! I'd love to meet you, for coffee.

Deal!

Absolutely must get one of these!

I want one too.

Weird, embedded Youtube vids aren't showing up for me anymore. Just blank screen. big post though.

I should never have upgraded to Firefox 14.0.1

Reinstall Flash player. It worked for me.

Hey me too!

I, too, need a Bug-A-Salt.

Thanks.

I didn't do a thing, and now they're working again.

uh?

Today's product I wholeheartedly endorse is New Skin, the wound superglue they use in hospitals, except now my grocery store apparently carries it. Painted right over the gash in my thumb, and I'm back to washing my hair with that hand as if nothing's happened. And since it's all clear, you can watch the wound healing. It's cool!

Excellent!

Superglue is superglue. The stuff the fellow sticks his helmet to the girder with is probably cheaper ...