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Elspode 04-18-2006 04:18 PM

Yeah, but how prescient was it? It was way back before the borders were overrun, you know. :D

Kagen4o4 04-18-2006 06:21 PM

The Cellar: Undertoad has his favourites

SteveBsjb 04-18-2006 10:08 PM

The Cellar: Nic Name made this cool thread about tag lines.

skysidhe 04-18-2006 10:48 PM

The Cellar : We used this line before.

The Cellar: In syndication since_______.

Flint 04-21-2006 12:44 PM

New tagline . . . "The Cellar: The harder you try to make it All About YOU, the less it will be" . . .

Elspode 04-21-2006 02:53 PM

Wow. Talk about your instant winners! :)

Flint 04-21-2006 03:05 PM

No kidding! Sorry Elspode, looks like UT has a new "Golden Boy" . . .

Undertoad 04-21-2006 03:08 PM

I wrote it, and 15 minutes later there was Flint's post...

Flint 04-21-2006 03:13 PM

But, what is time, really? These are the important questions...

SteveBsjb 04-21-2006 03:44 PM

Congrats Flint! On creating the new tag line, and your amazing time travel feats.

Cheyenne 04-21-2006 04:27 PM

The Cellar: No Winos

Kagen4o4 04-21-2006 05:50 PM

The Cellar: Yes. *sigh* Flint is here

Flint 04-21-2006 06:12 PM

* * * me me me baby! say my name! yesss! * * *

jinx 04-21-2006 07:55 PM

The Cellar: Flint is a cunt, please don't fuck him.


props=juju

Flint 04-21-2006 08:01 PM

Man, I love this trend of all the taglines having my name in them!

zippyt 04-21-2006 09:35 PM

EVERY body needs one of these when dealing with Flint ,
http://www.jlist.com/IMAGE/i6hs9

Especaly for the BS antenna !!!

Kagen4o4 04-22-2006 03:45 AM

The Cellar: just ignore him, you'll know when it happens.

Elspode 04-22-2006 09:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undertoad
I wrote it, and 15 minutes later there was Flint's post...

Oy... :rolleyes:

richlevy 04-22-2006 10:59 AM

The Cellar: Bringing new meaning to the term 'product placement'.

Kagen4o4 04-23-2006 02:20 AM

The Coke: Under new Management

skysidhe 04-23-2006 09:27 AM

The Cellar: An apple of a place.

Kagen4o4 04-23-2006 06:55 PM

The Cellar: On second thought, dont come here, tis a silly place

capnhowdy 04-23-2006 07:16 PM

The Cellar: Has Mercenaries on the payroll.

SteveBsjb 04-23-2006 07:54 PM

The Cellar: Smug alert!

skysidhe 04-23-2006 09:20 PM

The Cellar : Pre -emptive strikes in progress.


What I really : wanted to say
The Cellar: An Apple of a place. Don't mind the maggots.


but it sounded sooo worrmmy. yuk :vomitblu:

Tonchi 04-23-2006 10:53 PM

The Cellar: comes without assembly instructions

Kagen4o4 04-24-2006 01:00 AM

The Cellar: Bar low, Cellar high

SteveBsjb 04-24-2006 11:40 AM

The Cellar: You need to hit refresh when you return to check on threads.

Elspode 04-25-2006 03:42 PM

The Cellar: The Real Reason Ken Lay Ruined Enron

The Cellar: Wookin' Pa Nub

The Cellar: The Reason Dorothy Went to Oz With Nothing But a Dog

The Cellar: So Full of Refugees, It Will Capsize Like an African Ferry Any Day Now

The Cellar: Not Sanitized for Your Protection

The Cellar: I Swear, My Folks Never Come Down Here - Take Off Your Pants...

Undertoad 04-25-2006 04:44 PM

:thumbsup:

rkzenrage 04-25-2006 05:25 PM

The Cellar: We know what’s good for you
The Cellar: The Anti-Sleep.
The Cellar: Because you deserve less than more.
The Cellar: Just what someone wanted some time.
The Cellar: Where that last drink would have brought you.
The Cellar: Help us help you do nothing fast!
The Cellar: The world is at your fingertips… this is your middle finger.

Kagen4o4 04-25-2006 06:51 PM

nice zenra.

The Cellar: Now with 20% more Electrolytes

The Cellar: Low G.I.

The Cellar: Low fizz so you can slam it down fast

The Cellar: Enjoy

The Cellar: Helps you work, rest and play

The Cellar: Patent Pending

The Cellar: duuuh, whats a copyright?

The Simpsons: (insert theme music)

The Kagen: hey, Undertoad needed the money

The Audio Galaxy: NOOOOOOOOO

The Cellar: I could be studying right now

Flint 04-25-2006 07:16 PM

The Cellar: This guy runs the place . . .
Quote:

Originally Posted by Undertoad
Derrrrrrrrrr. Derrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.


lumberjim 04-25-2006 08:36 PM

ahhhhhhhhh...dass a gut one!

rkzenrage 04-25-2006 08:42 PM

The Cellar: Don't Touch It... I Saw It Move!

Kagen4o4 04-25-2006 11:39 PM

The Cellar: Maintain eye contact to avoid lethal venom injection

Flint 04-27-2006 10:10 AM

The Cellar : The server is too busy at the moment. Please try again later.


did anybody else already do this one? surely they must have

skysidhe 04-29-2006 10:21 AM

The Cellar: Bring your own flashlight.

SteveBsjb 05-03-2006 07:17 AM

The Cellar: ala Trump, "You're banned!"

wolf 05-04-2006 09:20 PM

The Cellar: You're nowhere near as funny as you think you are.

Kagen4o4 05-04-2006 09:39 PM

says you woman

richlevy 05-04-2006 09:40 PM

The Cellar: Bring us your tired, your poor. Good, now take them back.

seakdivers 05-04-2006 09:45 PM

The Cellar: Poke it with a stick and see what happens!

lumberjim 05-04-2006 10:24 PM

The Cellar: Hurry, before the goddamned pacifists ruin it entirely.

Kagen4o4 05-04-2006 11:14 PM

The Cellar: He's a lumberjim and he's ok.

skysidhe 05-04-2006 11:56 PM

The Cellar : Chimpanzee experiment in progress.

skysidhe 05-04-2006 11:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kagen4o4
The Cellar: He's a lumberjim and he's ok.

I have no idea why I think that's funny :)

wolf 05-05-2006 12:38 AM

I know exactly why I think that is funny.

Crimson Ghost 05-05-2006 03:39 AM

But does he use suspenders and a bra?

Kagen4o4 05-05-2006 05:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by skysidhe
I have no idea why I think that's funny :)

Oh, I'm a lumberjim, and I'm okay,
I sleep all night and I work all day.

CHORUS: He's a lumberjim, and he's okay,
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

I cut down trees, I eat my lunch,
I go to the lava-try.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
And have buttered scones for tea.

Mounties: He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch,
He goes to the lava-try.
On Wednesdays 'e goes shoppin'
And has buttered scones for tea.

CHORUS

I cut down trees, I skip and jump,
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing,
And hang around in bars.

Mounties: He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps,
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing
And hangs around.... In bars???????

CHORUS

I chop down trees, I wear high heels,
Suspendies and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie
Just like my dear papa.

Mounties: He cuts down trees, he wears high heels
Suspendies?? and a .... a Bra????
(spoken, raggedly) What's this? Wants to be a *girlie*? Oh, My!
And I thought you were so rugged! Poofter!

CHORUS

All: He's a lumberjim, and he's okaaaaaaayyy.....

DucksNuts 05-05-2006 06:07 PM

grrr, now I am gonna be humming that bastard all day. I dont wanna think about LJ all day!!!

No offense LJ :p

Beestie 05-09-2006 05:28 AM

Classic, kagen, just classic. When I read that I immediately imagined John Cleese singing it during Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

Beestie 05-09-2006 05:33 AM

The Cellar: The foam brought you here. It brings everyone here.

The Cellar: Come for the foam. Stay for the beer.

Kagen4o4 05-09-2006 05:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Beestie
Classic, kagen, just classic. When I read that I immediately imagined John Cleese singing it during Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

lol, john cleese never sings it and its not in the holy grail!!

Undertoad 05-09-2006 07:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Beestie
The Cellar: Come for the foam. Stay for the beer.

Usually I just copy and paste these into my tag lines file, but this one is time-sensitive and so perfect that it needs to be used immediately.

footfootfoot 05-17-2006 01:03 PM

the cellar: We're not attention whores, we're attention escorts.

wolf 05-17-2006 01:32 PM

The Cellar: We no abut zippyt's speelling. deel wif it.

BigV 05-24-2006 07:18 PM

the cellar: You hear that? That's the sound of thinking.

Spexxvet 05-25-2006 12:24 PM

The Cellar: Don't bend over.

The Cellar: Who the fuck wants to know?

The Cellar: Be with you in a minute.

The Cellar: Try to keep up.

The Cellar: A community that used to be pen-pals.

The Cellar: Smoking or non-smoking?

The Cellar: Separating church and state.

The Cellar: It's worse than that - he's dead, Jim!

The Cellar: You remind me of an asshole.

The Cellar: Partners with We, Fuckum, and Howe

The Cellar: Better than doing something else.

The Cellar: Are you naked, too?

The Cellar: Amuse us or die!

xoxoxoBruce 05-25-2006 06:11 PM

That's... Canwe, Phukum & Howe. ;)


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