I'm 1of5 and it was me in the green shirt, the pic outside, and the one on the couch. 3of5 is my step-daughter. You have seen her tattoos, but no nudity. 4of5 is my mother. That was her in the tanning bed.

I said "granny-titties" because they try to sag to my knees. I'm only 30, but I have a step-grandchild via 4of5.

so who are 2 and 5?

Keyser Soze?

once again, drunk posting makes me a horses ass! i apologize as always guys! esp. to you monster!

also want to say that i'm under tremendous pressure. not an excuse but i have had my love taken from me so i tend to be a little more jumpy than usual. and no. it's not going well.

2of5 is my husband and the father of 3of5. He has posted on here for quite awhile. 5of5 is another friend on here. We now have a 6of5. He's another long time poster. The guys are planning some posts in the politics section. They are having problems because they can't agree

imagine that

Don't expect to see any nude pics of 3of5. Her daddy would come unglued!!

2of5 3of5 ugh. i'm confused.

thanks. I was rather surprised by your comment. I think me and anonymoo (or at least some of 5) are fine -aren't we?

I love that you got up to 6of5 -so Hitchhiker's. Now which one is the Triple-Breasted Whore of Eroticon Six again? ;)

Then it's her duty to post some forthwith!

is 3of5 the hawt one? then yes. i agree. she needs to post. :D

the rest are great too don't get me wrong y'all!

Perhaps if you posted pics of YOUR naked self, it will inspire her.

(and me!) hehehe

Tell us who it is. There's some dudes around here who will change his mind.

5of5 here. why do we even have this thread? are some of you so desperate for attention you have to expose yourselves? talk about attention whores

negative 5of5. this thread is for the exhibitionist. attention? perhaps. attention whores? perhaps but not all of us. myself included. we enjoy posting our pics be it naked or scantily clad. i have an idea, if there are 5 or 6 or god knows how many under "anonymoo" then why not create anonymoo1 anonymoo2 and so forth accounts. otherwise piss off. no. i'm not drunk posting. that's the way i see it.

I like this thread. It isn't just about exhibitionism, it's also an expression of trust. Sometimes that doesn't work out, but most of the time it does.

Gave me a ridiculous confidence boost when I posted a pic. And it's the only place I ever have, or probably ever will.

Would it be weird of me to defend one member of a collective against another?
Yes, probably.
All I'll say to you 5, is if you don't like it, don't come in this thread.
And sorry that some of the people closest to you are attention whores. We have a thread for that too and they're also welcome there.

Oh puh-leeeeze! I know that was you on commie tarts of da norf.com

I'd recognize those sweet nips anywhere.

Sugar-nips...

Cat-nip

Tur-nips

Tin snips. OUCH!

Don't care if it offends or not. As long as someone wants to suck my dick or get fucked by me, I'm posting the pics!!!
And I will continue to do so, even if the pics wind up in "Celebrity Death That Bummed You The Most". :-)

I think that ridiculous objection died out days ago. The only current objection seems to be within a schizophrenic dwellar's mind.

6of5. This is my first post as part of the collective. I check this thread almost daily to see who has posted their naughty-bits. Please keep posting. 5of5 likes to bitch. He doesn't need to say anything if he doesn't have the balls to post here.

nail on head johnny!

(or whatever your name is...you know what i mean :D )

Where is our favorite jogger/exhibitionist lately?

camwhoring a little before i go out for a 2am cigarette. desperately in need of a haircut and a little more exercise... if i polish off a little more of this 151 I might talk myself into another shot or two before i hit the sack...

Say hello to my little friend...






...ly bottle of liquor!

Oh you tease you! For shame!


:)

He may change his tune after he drinks the Jager.

:lol:

Well HELLOOOOO again Ibram! You look good enough to eat. ;)

I know I changed my tune after I tried Jager. :greenface:greenface:greenface

I am usually out of tune by the time I get to the jager

Would it be ok if I posted again? I realize we pushed the game like way too far, but I'll be the only one on here now

Please!

Be my guests!

Liquor? He didn't even ...

Never mind.

Really? Oh that's a shame. I like the collective. It makes me smile.

That's why I voted you most compassionate, Dana.

I noticed that :p Thankyou.

Haircut, but unfortunately no lost weight. Gonna work on that one of these days.

I see you have a 151 where your weiner should be!

well, a little discretion behooves everyone, does it not? my alcoholism embarrasses me slightly less than the idea or (more) photographs of my dangly bits floating around the interwebs after all... but maaaybe if you cellar ladies beg... well, if that bottle gets a little emptier, i could be talked into more?

...no promises... i might be running for office one day, after all! but... well, we all know how much i feeeeeeed on positive reenforcement that i'm not completely unattractive, right?

ETA: for the record, i'm already two shots further into that bottle than i was when i posted... i'm so very young and impressionable. It would be so very inappropriate to beg me into better shots, right?

(wow look two different uses of the word shot right there (as alcohol and as photograph), i'm a punner and i didn't even... knowwer.?)

Ibs I'm prepared to beg.
I love the fact you look at the camera these days. It's a far more candid view and speaks of increasing confidence.

Yes you're far too young for me to proposition (and baby, still too thin!) but for purely aesthetic purposes I'd be happy to encourage you to expose more.

But without wanting to burst your bubble, much as it's great to see man-flesh, I wish you were around more on the board. I for one miss your changing perspective on your own life and the world around you.

Anyway - get 'em off :)

ugh. too thin? i was sucking it in, apparently doing a good job of it. i haven't hardly left my room in more or less a month. i've gained... 30? 40? pounds just since i left school and that was only a month ago.
i guess it comes from, yknow, drinking all day and not actually leaving my apartment.

don't get me wrong - i love me them curvy gals; those scrawny underfed model-types do bother me. but as a gender-fluid and gender-uncomfortable lad, well, being a little weightier than i wish i was makes it that much harder to be what i personally consider what I want to look like, what i personally consider beautiful. the ways that male-bodied and female-bodied people gain weight are very different, and the way i've been rapidly gaining weight (mostly cause, well, i'm living on mostly pizza, cheese, and liquor) is so strongly male-bodied that it hinders my intention and wish to be at least androgynous. Even besides my personal and strongly-held view that gender in general is bullshit, my own personal opinion on beauty and attractiveness tends towards the androgynous, and in that sense towards the feminine (that is to say, i believe that in the wider social sense, that which I consider a-gendered and androgynous is widely culturally considered feminine), and so i find it so hard to find myself beautiful or attractive as i gain weight simply because the more weight i gain (due to my simple physiology) the more i feel further from where I wish i looked (not on a skinny/fat sort of biased basis but rather on a basis of gender bias), but.. thank you for saying it, at least. as much as i feel like my weight gain makes me more masculine and, frankly, more unattractive (because it makes me less less androgynous, not because it makes me less thin, i hope i've made clear, and also not because it makes me less masculine in and of itself (cause let me tell you there are definitely SUPER-masculine dudes that i am very much attracted to, thats just not my PERSONAL aim when it comes to appearance)) it makes me very happy to hear that at least someone thinks i haven't gotten "fat" since i got back home.

also, lol im not sober, so i apologise if the grammar in that last post was a little hard to follow. i'm momentarily editing my sig-line to compensate.

Despite what your mind is telling you about gender, etc. your stomach's desires strictly XY, dude.

Ah Ibs, I might be providing consolation under false colours.

I like my men XL at least. And even the women I swoon over on TV and in films tend to be UK actresses - they don't conform to Hollywood standards. They don't have stick thin arms and large bobble heads and knee joints larger than their thighs.

My ideal woman would be someone from a Roller Derby - big and tough and physically brave.

But the bottom line is everyone puts on weight when they go to college. The percentage that do not are negligible. It's a combi of hormones, lack of enforced exercise, freedom, beer and take-aways. When you're out in the working world - whatever world you choose - it will probably sort itself out naturally. And should you choose to go back to a Bowie/ Tennant style frame then it's your choice and in your reach.

You look great as you are.
You still got it kid.

Sincerely
An Admirer

(and despite the Pam sign-off, I really am sincere)

Ibs- you're beautiful, young and dashing! Enjoy it!!!!! You look mahvelous!

Ibs you are Marlon Brando ... in his youth, slightly baby fat and oh so yummmy! ;)

What happens if someone takes that for their face book picture.

But it's April. Have you left left school, or is Bennington on some weird trimester schedule?

On leave this semester. Don't really wanna get all into it. I plan to be back there next term.

Sounds like yo've been enbracing the student experience with gusto Ibs :p

Where are you living now, Ib?

Back home in Taipei til summer.