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classicman 07-12-2011 12:42 PM
and basically what I said a page before you. WTFE.

infinite monkey 07-12-2011 12:58 PM
And now you ruined the surprise, I was having your words etched into a brass plate that I was going to have mounted at the door to the Cellar.

Now I have to add all our names to it.

BigV, please be more judicial in your handing out of Hall of Fame plaques, it's really getting to be quite burdensome to have to make these every time something tickles your fancy.

:lol:

and quit stalking me, classho.

classicman 07-12-2011 01:01 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by infinite monkey (Post 744353)
and quit stalking me, classho.
hahahaNO. :eyebrow:

It's kinda hard when you have something to say in every thread every day. You're like a yappy dog under one's feet that gets pissy when stepped on.

infinite monkey 07-12-2011 01:05 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by classhole
hahahaNO.

It's kinda hard when you have something to say in every thread every day. Your like a yappy dogs under one's feet that gets pissy when stepped on.
How long did it take you to think that one up, baby boo-hoo? You're usually so hilarious, I get thrown when you go above and beyond. :headshake NO

Did I remind you to go fuck you're self? :D

classicman 07-12-2011 01:08 PM
About 3 seconds, triple the time I usually spend on replies to you.

No you didn't, but I'm sure you will repeatedly. Some things never change.

infinite monkey 07-12-2011 01:08 PM
:jig:

You're SO easy. :lol:

Don't have some cutting and pasting of someone else's opinions to post somewhere? Or some ass to suck?

Don't let me stand in the way, you swarthy smarmy hairy manly man, you (aside from the pink panties, that is.)

classicman 07-12-2011 01:12 PM
And yet again in yet another thread... Good job. I'll bet you are proud of yourself.

infinite monkey 07-12-2011 01:18 PM
I am, because I've lived up to YOUR standards, as evidenced in "boohoo she made fun of my giant picture and she's just so MEAN" in pic association. And god knows you're a shining star of insight and contribution.

Give up, little boy. You've poisoned who you can poison and the few I give a crap about it know that.

The few who give a crap about you? A lot fewer than you think, despite your constant slit sniffing.

classicman 07-12-2011 01:26 PM
Wow and here I was wondering if you could be any more shallow.
Nope you've achieved new depths, even for you. Buh bye.

infinite monkey 07-12-2011 01:38 PM
I am shallow
Yet I am deep

I am not the putz
You seek

Alas! Alack!
I've run aground

I'm so sorry
I've let you down

Now I'm just upon the ground
Not shallow nor deep nor kind nor sound.

sexobon 07-12-2011 03:53 PM
Well, we gotta pet monkey,
She likes to get drunky,

And sing boogie woogie,
And it sounds real funky,

Come on, yo' time, girl,
Sing one monkey,

Here we go, ...
Quote:
Originally Posted by infinite monkey (Post 744369)
I am shallow
Yet I am deep

I am not the putz
You seek

Alas! Alack!
I've run aground

I'm so sorry
I've let you down

Now I'm just upon the ground
Not shallow nor deep nor kind nor sound.
Lets here it for the monkey!
Whooooo!

DanaC 07-12-2011 03:57 PM
Stop scrapping in the Hall of Fame.


Where the fuck are the hall monitors got to?

BigV 07-12-2011 04:09 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by infinite monkey (Post 744353)
snip--
BigV, please be more judicial in your handing out of Hall of Fame plaques, it's really getting to be quite burdensome to have to make these every time something tickles your fancy.

:lol:
--snip
?

I fully support the idea presented by TheMercenary in his post which I credited here. This is a classic example of my "judiciousness". He said something important, and I am acknowledging it. Your burden of having to comment when I do so is completely self imposed. If it is too heavy for you, please set it down. I would welcome your silence in this context.

sexobon 07-12-2011 04:16 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DanaC (Post 744403)
Stop scrapping in the Hall of Fame.


Where the fuck are the hall monitors got to?
STOP! In the name of love?

Give us a kiss sweetheart.

monster 07-12-2011 04:37 PM
I HAVE A SOLUTION!

Change the thread title to BigV's Hall of Schmooze. "Cause right now it's like the 'Merkins calling their baseball thingie the World Series

(how dare you start scapping without me?)

sexobon 07-12-2011 04:52 PM
Scrappy Doo says:

It's actually the World Superpower Series; but, we dropped the "Superpower" 'cause it sounded snooty.

infinite monkey 07-13-2011 08:15 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BigV (Post 744406)
?

I fully support the idea presented by TheMercenary in his post which I credited here. This is a classic example of my "judiciousness". He said something important, and I am acknowledging it. Your burden of having to comment when I do so is completely self imposed. If it is too heavy for you, please set it down. I would welcome your silence in this context.
tsdr

DanaC 07-13-2011 05:22 PM
tsdr?

sexobon 07-13-2011 06:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BigV (Post 744406)
?
+
Quote:
Originally Posted by infinite monkey (Post 744466)
tsdr
=
Quote:
Originally Posted by DanaC (Post 744522)
tsdr?
:D

Pete Zicato 07-13-2011 09:46 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DanaC (Post 744522)
tsdr?
It's a joke on the earlier tldr (too long, didn't read)

So tsdr = too short didn't read


For the uninitiated, it's really supposed to be tl;dr

The semi-colon makes it extra witty.

Aliantha 07-13-2011 10:06 PM
I'm not sure why it's a problem to anyone if BigV posts HOF items here. It doesn't seem that too many people bother doing it anyway.

It's the same old story. If you don't like it, don't read it, or add your own content in order to water down that which you don't like.

sexobon 07-13-2011 11:17 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DanaC (Post 744522)
tsdr?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pete Zicato (Post 744538)
... tsdr = too short didn't read ...
or tsdr = Too Stupid; Didn't Read

jimhelm 07-14-2011 12:24 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Aliantha (Post 744539)
I'm not sure why it's a problem to anyone if BigV posts HOF items here. It doesn't seem that too many people bother doing it anyway.

It's the same old story. If you don't like it, don't read it, or add your own content in order to water down that which you don't like.
I'd like to put this post into the hall of fame, but I'm afraid I'll create a dangerous wormhole if I do.

Aliantha 07-14-2011 01:02 AM
:lol2:

Griff 07-14-2011 05:20 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Aliantha (Post 744539)
I'm not sure why it's a problem to anyone if BigV posts HOF items here. It doesn't seem that too many people bother doing it anyway.

It's the same old story. If you don't like it, don't read it, or add your own content in order to water down that which you don't like.
Right on Ali. This is meant to be a truly positive thread.

DanaC 07-14-2011 05:39 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by jimhelm (Post 744543)
I'd like to put this post into the hall of fame, but I'm afraid I'll create a dangerous wormhole if I do.
Funny bastard :p

Pete Zicato 07-14-2011 08:58 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by sexobon (Post 744542)
True. This is a much more likely explanation. Carry on.

infinite monkey 07-14-2011 10:34 AM
What's the opposite of an educated guess?

Uneducated speculation? Mob Mentality Ass-umes? Righteous Right-sayers?

Such goodness and light, everywhere you look. Ch'yeah.

classicman 07-14-2011 11:25 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Griff (Post 744548)
Right on Ali. This is meant to be a truly positive thread.
:thumb:

infinite monkey 07-14-2011 11:30 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by classicman (Post 744589)
:thumb:
:bj2:

classicman 07-14-2011 11:50 AM
Not in your wildest dreams.

:headshake

infinite monkey 07-14-2011 11:51 AM
:thumb:

infinite monkey 07-14-2011 11:57 AM
Jesus fucking GOD Flint is smart.

Quote:
I don't know much about this, but I feel strongly that there is a definitely probable possibility that she might not be not guilty, or guilty for that matter, although we can't exclude the possibility of the former superceding the latter--or vice versa!
May I hire someone to suck your dick, Flint?

:thumb:

http://www.cellar.org/showpost.php?p...4&postcount=95

BigV 07-29-2011 03:33 PM
Fuck cancer.

this is glatt's post. Look, I know he's not the first, he's not the only, he might not be the most passionate or the most grieved. He's just our guy, please don't hate him, don't hate me either please.

Fucking fuck cancer.

To all of those whose lives have been touched by it, my most heartfelt feelings of sympathy and solidarity are yours. No one has six degrees of separation from cancer, probably no one has more than one degree of separation. I'm sorry with and for all of you, all of us. Thanks glatt. and *fuck cancer*.

Flint 08-02-2011 11:57 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by infinite monkey (Post 744606)
May I hire someone to suck your dick, Flint?
Hello, how did I miss this? Yes, you may, but this would be like a threesome thing and Pooka has to approve of the girl.

ZenGum 08-03-2011 01:44 AM
Girl???? You wish.

Sundae 08-03-2011 07:05 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BigV (Post 747291)
Fuck cancer.

this is glatt's post. Look, I know he's not the first, he's not the only, he might not be the most passionate or the most grieved. He's just our guy, please don't hate him, don't hate me either please.

Fucking fuck cancer.
No hating here, but I was interested in the origin on the Cellar.
Ducks had FUCK OFF CANCER, but Monnie was the first FUCK CANCER-er.
I had a sneaking suspicion I was the first, but I think it's just that I introduced the term to my family circle.

I still keep Mum's FC day. I have to call it that because she is still shocked by the eff-word. I've yet to check whether moonpig (personalised greeting cards website I am in credit on) will accept profanities on their cards. I suspect not.

Pete Zicato 08-03-2011 12:50 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sundae (Post 748208)
No hating here, but I was interested in the origin on the Cellar.
Ducks had FUCK OFF CANCER, but Monnie was the first FUCK CANCER-er.
I had a sneaking suspicion I was the first, but I think it's just that I introduced the term to my family circle.

I still keep Mum's FC day. I have to call it that because she is still shocked by the eff-word. I've yet to check whether moonpig (personalised greeting cards website I am in credit on) will accept profanities on their cards. I suspect not.
I thought I had (but memory is the second thing to go).

In Bri's cancer thread, I suggested she get the Fuck Cancer shirt from cafe press. Anyone else got a previous use?

Sundae 08-03-2011 01:37 PM
Ah, now.
I searched for the exact words, so you may well be right.
But even then, it is not your post.... some Dar chap - no idea who he is ;)

Spexxvet 08-20-2011 08:42 AM
Well said, Rich.

Quote:
Originally Posted by richlevy (Post 751561)
I agree the fact that there is such a large percentage of people who do not pay taxes is disturbing, but for a different reason. This is a symptom of the larger problem which is a wealth distribution system that has become more and more dysfunctional in the past few decades. With unrealistic tax cuts, we have stolen from the public treasury to enrich a small segment of our population at the expense of everyone else. This should not be possible in a democracy unless you are able to find a large enough number of people who are willing to vote against their collective self-interest in a fiscally sound government. The Republicans have found a way to do so.

BigV 09-14-2011 04:55 PM
HoF's first video entry.

Take a f*cking bow, zippyt! I thought I was gonna pop a vessel, we watched this one and all the others (you need to watch all of them too) for over an hour! Good God, I was *exhausted* from laughing so much!!! YOU, sir, RAWK! For the record, SonofV says Dr Seuss wins by a mile. I agree, but, dayum, it WAS EPIC!
Quote:
Originally Posted by zippyt (Post 755516)
I dont know if these have been posted befor ,
But DAMMMMN they are funny !!!!!
Turn up the SOUND !!!

zippyt 09-14-2011 06:19 PM
"How you Gonna Battle with the cat in the hat ?!! "

TheMercenary 09-15-2011 08:26 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BigV (Post 756340)
HoF's first video entry.

Take a f*cking bow, zippyt! I thought I was gonna pop a vessel, we watched this one and all the others (you need to watch all of them too) for over an hour! Good God, I was *exhausted* from laughing so much!!! YOU, sir, RAWK! For the record, SonofV says Dr Seuss wins by a mile. I agree, but, dayum, it WAS EPIC!
Dude that was great...

sexobon 09-20-2011 11:45 AM
post below if you wanna felch gadaffi

monster 09-20-2011 12:39 PM
did I win then? :lol:

sexobon 09-21-2011 08:33 AM
You said a mouthful right there.

monster 09-21-2011 10:58 AM
:apaw:

:rotflol:

infinite monkey 09-21-2011 11:34 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by monster
If they don't catch them it doesn't count. This is not a socialist set-up. if I catch them, I get the credit. I just want someone else to do it. I think I'm going to implement a Flies for Food policy. Wings for Whiskas. And you know it was the black cat out there catching the birds yesterday.
http://www.cellar.org/showthread.php...470#post757470

BigV 09-30-2011 02:19 PM
Amen sister.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Clodfobble
Who the fuck still banks with Bank of America anymore anyway? Dump their asses for a proper credit union.
I believe that I am merely a cash crop to B of A, to be harvested periodically. They're absolutely free to maximize the profit for their shareholders, you go head on with your bad selves. However, I'm opting out the crop, a crop-out if you will.

BigV 10-11-2011 10:02 AM
Dear Lola Bunny.

Your thread "a video for you" earns you a place in the Hall of Fame. And a place in the hearts of your Mom and Dad, a well deserved place. I was a bit ambushed by it, but I love it too. Thank you for the important and lovely reminder.

skysidhe 10-19-2011 01:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by jimhelm (Post 765236)
It's a lot easier being a hammer, btw.
Learning to take the highroad has it's own set of pitfalls, traps and dead ends, to be sure.

Spexxvet 10-29-2011 09:07 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by pensive pam (Post 767757)
I am not sure what to make of this. Personally, I only clicked on it because I thought it said 'Glatt', not 'Griff.' I like Glatt as he is an all around nice guy... but I am here now, so I will comment...

I think you may benefit from some type of therapy. I know all about these things. It you approach it with an open mind, you will be fine with time and some medications. Since Clint Eastwood is almost dead; I think this dream symbolizes you realizing your own fate...of dieing someday. I hope this is not a joke...Pam.
Funniest post ever. Thanks, Pam :)

Griff 10-29-2011 01:48 PM
Wait, pp is comedy not tragedy? It begins to make sense.

monster 10-29-2011 07:48 PM
Griff, you are not Glatt. Get over it.

wolf 10-29-2011 07:53 PM
:lolsign:[lloyd bentsen]Senator, I served with glatt, I knew glatt, glatt was a friend of mine. Senator, you're no glatt. [/lloyd bentsen]

BigV 10-29-2011 08:02 PM
Y'all crack me the hell up!

Griff 10-29-2011 09:13 PM
:sniff: feelings whoa whoa whoa

footfootfoot 10-29-2011 09:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Griff (Post 768079)
:sniff: feelings whoa whoa whoa
Yep, if he had any they'd be hurt.

wolf 10-29-2011 10:09 PM
Thank you, plthijnx ...

"I'm in your backyard."

Griff 10-30-2011 07:44 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by footfootfoot (Post 768089)
Yep, if he had any they'd be hurt.
Hey! That should sting.


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