I thought it was funny too! :)

If I could draw, I'd make a really morose looking beefer and his annoyed looking friends.

Fuckin' moo.

So, a female reporter goes to a cattle farm and asks the farmer "Can you explain Mad Cow Disease to me?"
"Sure" says the farmer. "See that shed down there? Thats the milking shed. Twice a day we take the cows down there and milk them."
Reporter replies: "What does that have to do with Mad Cow Disease?"
Farmer continues "You see the paddock up the top of the hill? That"s where we keep the bull. Once a year we take each cow up there and let the bull have his way with them."
Reporter: "I still don"t see what this has to do with Mad Cow Disease."
Farmer: "Lady, if I played with your tits twice a day and bonked you once a year, you'd go mad too!"

Obama is announcing a $75B plan to refinance mortgages at risk. But even though my mortgage is an albatross around my neck, I won't get relief from this plan because my mortgage is not a Fannie Mae or Freddie Mac mortgage.

Micro power outages today in DC. Annoying.

The lights flicker, the HVAC turns off for a few minutes, the PC reboots. It's happened 3 times since noon. I haven't lost anything yet though. Others around me are cursing up a storm because they were in the middle of big projects and hadn't saved or auto-saved.

Are you having storms, glatt?

Nope. It's pretty calm out. Must be Al Qaeda.

Or Al Gore.

Methane Gas ;)

Yea, I feel somehow cheated, too.

Add me to the list. Seems like the only way to get some is to be irresponsible. Isn't that counter to all we've been taught?

Hey you could always screw your boss.

Or tell your boss to screw himself.

You can blow your nose, and you can blow your boss, but you can't blow your boss's nose.