I quote my wise old ancestor again. A fool and his motorcycle* are soon parted.
*Insert skateboard, snowmobile etc.

So this is a to do list?

Things You Should Not Google:

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"Horse Cock"

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Cute Overload could not be reached for comment...

Once again.... only in Japan!

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;)

Or, as some Ohioans might sing:

Don't cry for me, I'm from Xenia.

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Q. Where can you find batman sperm?

A. Dick

I've been watching that guy with the glass for about 20 minutes. What does he, eventually, do?

dunno

:D

That isn't wtf it is just good

Looks similar to this 30 inch, 6mp PACS display.

As long as we're on a monitor theme...
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Must have been looking at some pretty hot porn.

Speaking of which,

Reagan better watch out if John A. Wilson opens his fly!

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Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure? Must have!

Last night, I was looking at the local school district's website, and I got sidetracked into our kindergarten's webpage.

It turns out they regularly upload artwork created by the kids on the class computer. Each drawing had a theme for them to follow, and I stumbled upon this one from last Thanksgiving...

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That's freaking awesome.

Does Emily see her counselor often? Or perhaps her folks are professional stormchasers?

Prolly carpenter dad and trailer financing mom.

An actual poster I saw on the Metro this morning. It's for a technical school.

lmao

wtf exactly DOES Jeremiah do in his spare time? Play dress-up and run around the forest killing things? Jeremiah looks like a putz.

thanks for that site, BigV...great stuff.

Jeremiah has the moves perfected for when he goes postal at work.

What they meant to say was, "Are you a big live-action RPG nerd who lives in your mom's basement? Hey guess what, your mom told us she wants you to move out, so we're here to help. Believe it or not, work is just like one big roleplaying game, we promise. You get to choose your skillset, wear +1 ties of professionalism, and move around the cubicles leveling up until you get a promotion!"

Jeremiah is a Ninja. Being a computer nerd is only a secret-identity cover for his real job as a crimefighting ninja superhero.

That's the pastiest lookin' ninja I ever saw!

they don't usually come out during the daylight.

Ninja? FAIL!

Seriously, he has the complexion of a grubworm.

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did he just get shot in the stomach?:thepain:

cheesburger -- STAT!

No shit get that girl a SAMMICH !!!

I didn't know Auschwitz was located on the French coast...

Its the scenic Biafran Riviera.

There's this totally fucked up part of me that wants to buy into their warped self image and ridicule them for being fat.

"Hey you tub of lard, put some clothes on, who wants to look at you?" etc.
I know I shall roast in hell, and I've never done it, but it's like one of those almost uncontrollable urges where I am literally biting my cheeks to keep from speaking.

It's "the burgundy loaf"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fi5PFI3rMTQ

Mr. Show (awesome)

Mayhem!
 

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=332_1220631901

Sorry it's a link..
When I try to embed it here, all I get is the code. Is there a trick on this board for getting that to work?

Not HTML supported here, it's a security risk. So only YouTubers can be embedded and that only with the bbcode for it.