The Cellar: Stumbled Upon, Dugg and altogether Farked Up, sometimes... (a bit slow sometimes, in other words)

which is clearly too long but leads me to:

The Cellar: A bit slow, sometimes.

The Cellar: Trust us, you'll be glad we're here when the tornadoes come

The Cellar: The green plastic grass in your Internet Easter basket

The Cellar: Wadda ya want fer nuthin', a rubber biscuit?

The Cellar: Still confused about Obama's grandma and racism

The Cellar: Voting for the first candidate who mentions the economy

The Cellar: You had us at Superdelegate

The Cellar: Proudly free of rabid bats for over three weeks!

The Cellar: If you can't stand the heat, stay out of the nuclear waste pool

The Cellar: More Bacon, Please.

The Cellar: We are not fucking Matt Damon.

The Cellar: Attacks without warning. Like a Shark. Or a Dolphin.

The Cellar: Less than $50 in the cash box at all times.

The Cellar: Blamin' it all on the nights on Broadway

The Cellar: No longer employed in Maggie's agribusiness enterprise

The Cellar: Got it while we could

The Cellar: Lord bought us a color TV

The Cellar: Bringing you The Shocker, now with more knuckle!

The Cellar: We are the voices in your head.

The Cellar: Zombie Jesus lives right next door, so behave.

The Cellar: Sarah Jessica Parker counts with her hoof.

The Cellar: We like you, just not in "that way".

The Cellar: Tell your mom we said "Thanks".

The Cellar: We like to get fucked up and do fucked up shit.

The Cellar: Piling in the back seat, Generating steam heat, Pulsating to the back beat

The Cellar: Save us from fate, save us from hate, save ourselves before it's too late

The Cellar: The last sound you hear is gonna be you dying

The Cellar: Christopher Reeve had a better chance of being a kickboxer than there is of you fitting in here.

The Cellar: At least Crimson Ghost is back and on board.

Thanks.

I didn't know you guys missed me.

The Cellar: Now accepting donations of gently used taglines

The Cellar: We don't all like the smell of cheese
The Cellar: We know what to grab when lurkers appear
The Cellar: We might press the advantage but we don't press charges
The Cellar: Internet bonsai

aren't most of us a little old for the current one?

unfortunately

The Cellar: Feeding the hungry, soothing the ill, but keeping the naked naked

The Cellority: Eta Pi chapter