Told you it was necessary...

Kill it with Fire.

They did, in the Swift sleeper.

I'll need a shoe, and a bottle of Wild Turkey...Not necessarily in that order.

Hello Kitty...

there's a typo.

if you get the 500 kg ankle weight, what you are wearing is a Die Suit.

That's the Mafia model...

Yes, that my mistake, should be 500 grams.

This would be a big help all the times I wear a top hat and tails.

You could stick a bowler or cowboy hat under there though. Years ago I was an Akubra wearer but I finally quit because there was never anywhere safe to put it.

It presumably predates the mass-production of chewing gum.

I hear ya Griff, I have a Smokey the Bear National Park Ranger hat I never wear for that reason. Well that and driving convertible.

One never chews gum at the opera, or anytime one wears tails. :lol:

At first glance I thought that was a two-holer commode chair.

He could crush you like a grape...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbTzN8npIIA

The "gears" are its bottom plates.