The Cellar: The cockroach on your wedding cake

The Cellar: The turd in your swimming pool

The Cellar: The sand in your Vaseline™

The Cellar: When life hands us lemons, we make a party

Teh Cellah: Even in the summer, its cool in here.

The Cellar: Cellar your soul

The Cellar: Deal with it.

The Cellar: Dwell in it.

The Cellar: Where the people are so very sultry.

The Cellar: you are the harder you fall

The Cellar: We're not laughing with you, we're laughing at you.

The Cellar: Your DNA must cry itself to sleep at night.

The Cellar: We hate you, and we hope you die.

The Cellar: We fart in your general direction.

The Cellar: Where hopes, opinions, and dreams are squashed into oblivion.

Cellar(©) Brand Hot Dogs: They're like a hot beef injection, in your mouth.

The Cellar: Putting the lumps back into your white sauce.

The Cellar: The Supreme Cock May Finally Do Something Right!

The Cellar: So I had sex with a pinata.