No

Can you get off my ass? (Again?)

Yes . ( and I agree that nothing is worse than a professeur de L'Education Nationale Française on holiday )

Can I be forgiven , if I promise not to come back for another week ?

Yes. (No need to go away for a week)

Have I done something to not be worthy in your eyes?

:confused:

No , not at all . I find you delightful .

Does anyone have any questions ?

Yes.

Will someone please go in my place to this incredibly boring 2 hour meeting I have attend in 10 minutes?

Yes.
(I'm close enough to!)

Is it appropriate to get your ex-husband (whom you have many, many ambivalent feelings towards) a wedding gift?

Yes

If you bought your ex a gift, would it be a gag gift?

Well----no. (I bought it in the presence of his--and my--teenaged son)

Have you ever gotten a great gag gift?

No (But last Christmas I wrapped up and gave my brother an old Nancy Drew that he ran over with his moped and ripped into two about 30 years ago)

Has a gift ever made you gag?

no

do you gag on your toothbrush every morning?

No

Do you enjoy the flavor of your toothpaste? (Mine's cinnamon clove--yum)

Yes.

Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bed post overnight?

Yes.

If your mother says "don't chew it" do you swallow it in spite?

No, because she told me that it would stay in my stomach forever.

Do you think that the watermelon seeds grow in your tummy too?

Yes.

Do you think chewed fingernails go straight to your appendix? (Hey, my 7th grade science teacher said they did!)