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Lamplighter 08-12-2010 01:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Lamplighter (Post 675869)
In late 2007 we got a LG dishwasher but didn't install it until the past January.
Now the motor has gone out... along with the 2-yr warranty.
The repairman says he's installed several motors on this model.
A $300 repair on an appliance that was actually used for only 7 months.
Grrrrrrap !

1st technician visit $95.00 - Dx: motor bad - need to order part - coming from Alabama !
2nd technican call $192.50 - part will not arrive til Mon - OK to schedule repair for Tues ?

Jeez - No parts warehouse west of the Mississippi
It's like LG Corp never had a motor go out on a dishwasher on the west coast before this one.
Double Grrrrrrap !

Aliantha 08-12-2010 04:33 AM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 675953)
Going very cheap? Is that an Aussie thing?

Cheap? It means inexpensive.

My post meant I'll just about give them away...in fact, at the time I would have paid someone to take them. :)

monster 08-12-2010 09:56 AM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 675953)
Going very cheap? Is that an Aussie thing?

No. I'd say that too. You really haven't heard the phrase?

xoxoxoBruce 08-12-2010 09:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Aliantha (Post 675966)
Cheap? It means inexpensive.

My post meant I'll just about give them away...in fact, at the time I would have paid someone to take them. :)

Duh. :smack:

monster 08-13-2010 10:20 AM

Day three of looking after my friend's cats and they're both missing. Didn't come home last night or this morning. One of them is a regular disappearer -I've been to all the places she usually ends up, one of them saw her yesterday, but she went again. The other one is supposed to never venture very far from his food bowl. Well done, monster, nice work :(

There's a stream at the end of their land, and apparently there's a tree over it such that the disappearer can get across but not back. but I've been to all the places on the other side of the stream and nada. She has a collar and tag and chip and the "Send me Home" people whose number is on her tag have my number for this week, but nothing.

If it were my cats (whose mom is the disappearer) I wouldnt worry so much, but they're not and both of them at the same time is nuts. And one has a habit of getting herself "adopted".....

....and I have a tax return i need to be doing today......

Shawnee123 08-13-2010 10:25 AM

Crap.

Have you tried shaking a bag of cat food outside, or another noise they hear when it's feeding time? The disappearer might be on a Milo and Otis type adventure, but the other one might be nearby but hiding.

Hope you find them. :(

monster 08-13-2010 10:58 AM

yeah, I've been out with the shaky rattly food and dinging a spoon agaianst the dish and I even went so far as to take an open can of wet fishy flovored food out and waft it around. Nada.

Shawnee123 08-13-2010 11:09 AM

Well fudge.

(Using awesome mind powers to will kittehs home.)

monster 08-13-2010 11:13 AM

stupid animals don't know which side their bread's buttered mutter mumble better have their asses waiting on the porch next time I go over.....

Nirvana 08-13-2010 11:32 AM

Cats remind me of the double high fiving squirrels in the car crash commercial.
Leave em alone and they will come home waggin their tails behind them!
[fingers crossed for you]

monster 08-13-2010 06:11 PM

They're Back! thanks for listening, guys :)

Shawnee123 08-14-2010 08:05 AM

Oh good! I would have been really worried too. I won't even say: Did you doubt my awesome kitteh mind powers, hmmm? (Oh, I guess I just said it.)

monster 08-16-2010 08:44 PM

One's gone again tonight. Hope she's having a good time ;)

TheMercenary 08-17-2010 08:54 PM

Kids...

Trilby 08-17-2010 08:56 PM

I ran out of my restless leg medicine and my legs are restless.

RRRRRRRR.

jinx 08-17-2010 08:58 PM

Lotion them all up and point a fan at them.

Trilby 08-17-2010 09:03 PM

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Originally Posted by jinx (Post 677143)
Lotion them all up and point a fan at them.

My legs?

jinx 08-17-2010 09:04 PM

Legs/feet.

monster 08-17-2010 09:05 PM

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Originally Posted by monster (Post 676930)
One's gone again tonight. Hope she's having a good time ;)

two nights :(

Trilby 08-17-2010 09:05 PM

that helps?

jinx 08-17-2010 09:06 PM

No, I just wanted to see if I could get you to do that.

Trilby 08-17-2010 09:07 PM

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Originally Posted by jinx (Post 677156)
No, I just wanted to see if I could get you to do that.

good one! I nearly did!

srsly, though - it's really annoying.

jinx 08-17-2010 09:08 PM

It helps me when I think I have restless legs, but it comes and goes with me, Ive never been diagnosed or medicated.
Colder the better though, for me.

squirell nutkin 08-17-2010 10:39 PM

I'll probably jinx® it but I started taking calcium magnesium and mineral supplements a few weeks ago and my restless leg has stopped. Maybe tonight it will start up again.

monster 08-18-2010 09:49 PM

three nights. they've sent me a missing poster to put up etc. fukkit

Flint 08-18-2010 10:26 PM

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Originally Posted by jinx (Post 677143)
Lotion them all up and point a fan at them.

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Originally Posted by Brianna (Post 677149)
My legs?

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Originally Posted by jinx (Post 677152)
Legs/feet.

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Originally Posted by Brianna (Post 677155)
that helps?

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Originally Posted by jinx (Post 677156)
No, I just wanted to see if I could get you to do that.

Yes, it really helps. Do you have a webcam? Now, dip your feet into a vat of jello, and slowly, slowly, shave your legs with an old electric razor from the 1950s. Take a drag off a cigarette and blow smoke rings at a Mexican housekeeper's butthole.

Tulip 08-18-2010 11:06 PM

What do you mean by restless legs?

xoxoxoBruce 08-19-2010 12:01 AM

Syndrome.

Griff 08-19-2010 07:43 AM

I thought Rush told us not to believe in RLS.

Shawnee123 08-19-2010 07:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Griff (Post 677464)
I thought Rush told us not to believe in RLS.

I think oxycontin helps control RLS. ;)

morethanpretty 08-19-2010 09:11 AM

I really hate my life and myself right now. There is nothing major wrong, just all the little stuff is snowballing and I can't seem to find the time/energy/decision making skills to actually handle the issues. Also some of the things I find myself dissatisfied/disgusted with are vain and petty, but bother me constantly. I know shouldn't hate my life, but right now I do.


Sorry for the emo/whine post.

Trilby 08-19-2010 09:20 AM

I'm sorry you're having a hard time right now, MTP. :(

You won't feel this way forever - one thing is certain - this too shall pass.

Nirvana 08-19-2010 09:40 AM

Pet your doggie I promise you will feel better MTP!

morethanpretty 08-19-2010 09:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Nirvana (Post 677493)
Pet your doggie I promise you will feel better MTP!

She's been having potty accidents although I take her out every 2-3 hrs. She won't even be seemingly "asking" to go out. I'm gonna start giving her praise/treats for going outside, which I had stopped doing the treats and just gave praise because she seemed to not have any issues. Oh, and she's gained 3lbs since I got her on June 10. I have been following the feeding guides. :(
I feel like a horrible dog owner.

Nirvana 08-19-2010 10:48 AM

Aww how old is she? Does she have a crate to be in when you are not there? The only way to effectively house train a dog is to crate train them. Giving them the run of the house before they are HB prolongs their training. She will get it eventually. :) Not hard to take some food out of her diet. You are not a horrible dog owner if you love your dog.

morethanpretty 08-19-2010 11:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Nirvana (Post 677511)
Aww how old is she? Does she have a crate to be in when you are not there? The only way to effectively house train a dog is to crate train them. Giving them the run of the house before they are HB prolongs their training. She will get it eventually. :) Not hard to take some food out of her diet. You are not a horrible dog owner if you love your dog.

She has the accidents when we're home. Last night she did it right in front of us. This morning while I was up and getting ready she went on the bathroom floor even though she had already been out. I don't think she's ever had an accident while she was alone, if I'm at my parent's she is left in my bedroom or when its nice out, a pen outside (only for about 4-5hrs usually). I've been staying at my b/f's a lot and she has the run of the apartment then. Still only seems to be doing it when we're home.

She's 2yrs old.

Beest 08-19-2010 12:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Nirvana (Post 677511)
The only way to effectively house train a dog is to crate train them.

I had never heard of crating dogs, or cats, until living in the US. yet they all seemed to get house trained just fine.
It strikes me as bizarre and cruel, it's a cultural thing, the people I know with dogs they seem to be OK.

I saw this on one those dog training shows, quite possible the one with the English woman.

Submissive Urination

Pico and ME 08-19-2010 12:50 PM

I use to crate Pico when we would leave the house. I didn't like it much, but he had proven over and over again that he rather likes using our carpet as a pee receptacle. Then one day I decided to put him in the bathroom because we were going to be away for quite a while - he peed in the bathtub! And he has done it several times since. So now thats where I put him. I still crate him at night though - at least hes in the bedroom with me.

morethanpretty 08-19-2010 01:06 PM

My mom sent me this forward. 1: I don't understand why she thinks all this crap is true. 2: Why the fuck I would ever buy into this shit.

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This is very scary stuff and if we don't want this to come about in our lifetimes, we had better get busy and take our country back.

May God's countenance shine upon you and grant you peace
(Mom's addition)



Subject: FW: "Joys" of Muslim women

The woman is certainly real and seems to be what the article indicates. I have done some reading about her. If this is all true, it is certainly very sobering.



Joys of Muslim Women

Note very carefully the paragraph in red

This was written by a woman born in Egypt as a Muslim. This is not hearsay, and it will scare you.
Make sure you read the paragraph (in red) towards the end.

Joys of Muslim Women by Nonie Darwish



In the Muslim faith a Muslim man can marry a child as young as 1 Year old and have sexual intimacy with this child, consummating the marriage by 9. The dowry is given to the family in exchange for the woman (who becomes his slave) and for the purchase of the private parts of the woman, to use her as a toy.


Even though a woman is abused, she can not obtain a divorce. To prove rape, the woman must have (4) male witnesses. Often after a woman has been raped, she is returned to her family and the family must return the dowry. The family has the right to execute her (an honor killing) to restore the honor of the family. Husbands can beat their wives 'at will' and the man does not have to say why he has beaten her.

The husband is permitted to have 4 wives and a temporary wife for an hour (prostitute) at his discretion.

The Shariah Muslim law controls the private as well as the public life of the woman.

In the Western World ( America ) Muslim men are starting to demand Shariah Law so the wife can not obtain a divorce and he can have full and complete control of her. It is amazing and alarming how many of our sisters and daughters attending American Universities are now marrying Muslim men and submitting themselves and their children unsuspectingly to the Shariah law.

By passing this on, enlightened American women may avoid becoming a slave under Shariah Law.


Ripping the West in Two. Author and lecturer Nonie Darwish says the goal of radical Islamists is to impose Shariah law on the world, ripping Western law and liberty in two.

She recently authored the book, Cruel and Usual Punishment: The Terrifying Global Implications of Islamic Law.

Darwish was born in Cairo and spent her childhood in Egypt and Gaza before immigrating to America in 1978, when she was eight years old. Her father died while leading covert attacks on Israel . He was a High-ranking Egyptian military officer stationed with his family in Gaza.

When he died, he was considered a "shahid," a martyr for jihad. His posthumous status earned Nonie and her family an elevated position in Muslim society.

But Darwish developed a skeptical eye at an early age. She questioned her own Muslim culture and upbringing. She converted to Christianity after hearing a Christian preacher on television.

In her latest book, Darwish warns about creeping sharia law - what it is, what it means, and how it is manifested in Islamic countries.

For the West, she says radical Islamists are working to impose sharia on the world. If that happens, Western civilization will be destroyed. Westerners generally assume all religions encourage a respect for the dignity of each individual. Islamic law (Sharia) teaches that non-Muslims should be subjugated or killed in this world.

Peace and prosperity for one's Children is not as important as assuring that Islamic law rules everywhere in the Middle East and eventually in the world.

While Westerners tend to think that all religions encourage some form of the golden rule, Sharia teaches two systems of ethics - one for Muslims and another for non-Muslims. Building on tribal practices of the seventh century, Sharia encourages the side of humanity that wants to take from and subjugate others.

While Westerners tend to think in terms of religious people developing a personal understanding of and relationship with God, Sharia advocates executing people who ask difficult questions that could be interpreted as criticism.

It's hard to imagine, that in this day and age, Islamic scholars agree that those who criticize Islam or choose to stop being Muslim should be executed. Sadly, while talk of an Islamic reformation is common and even assumed by many in the West, such murmurings in the Middle
East are silenced through intimidation.

While Westerners are accustomed to an increase in religious tolerance over time, Darwish explains how petro dollars are being used to grow an extremely intolerant form of political Islam in her native Egypt and elsewhere.

In twenty years there will be enough Muslim voters in the U.S. To elect the President by themselves! Rest assured they will do so... You can look at how they have taken over several towns in the USA .. Dearborn Mich. Is one... And there are others...

I think everyone in the U.S. Should be required to read this, but with the ACLU, there is no way this will be widely publicized, unless each of us sends it on!

It is too bad that so many are disillusioned with life and Christianity to accept Muslims as peaceful.. Some may be but they have an army that is willing to shed blood in the name of Islam.. the peaceful support the warriors with
their finances and own kind of patriotism to their religion. While America is getting rid of Christianity from all public sites and erasing God from the lives of children the Muslims are planning a great jihad on America ..

This is your chance to make a difference...! Pass it on to your email list or at least those you think will listen..


morethanpretty 08-19-2010 01:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Beest (Post 677533)
I had never heard of crating dogs, or cats, until living in the US. yet they all seemed to get house trained just fine.
It strikes me as bizarre and cruel, it's a cultural thing, the people I know with dogs they seem to be OK.

I saw this on one those dog training shows, quite possible the one with the English woman.

Submissive Urination

That ran across my mind too, but I don't see any of the other signs of submission. Its both urination and defecation, at random. I don't usually see her do it, but I'll know a spot was clean, and then a little bit later she'll have dirtied it. Maybe she's mad at me or is marking territory.

Pico and ME 08-19-2010 01:31 PM

Have you tried leashing her to you when you are home? I did it with Pico when I first brought him home and I did see a result after a while. (He just isn't consistent - being the silly chihuahua that he is)

Pete Zicato 08-19-2010 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Beest (Post 677533)
I had never heard of crating dogs, or cats, until living in the US. yet they all seemed to get house trained just fine.
It strikes me as bizarre and cruel, it's a cultural thing, the people I know with dogs they seem to be OK.

I saw this on one those dog training shows, quite possible the one with the English woman.

Submissive Urination

I disagree. I can't speak to cats, but

dogs ≠ people

Dogs are den animals and, in general, like confined spaces. See UT's post about his dog burrowing under his pillow.

If you can train your dog without using a kennel, more power to you. I assume you have the leisure of spending every waking moment with your pup.

But a kennel is invaluable in keeping the puppy from making mistakes. If you can't watch the puppy every moment the dog is awake, then keeping it in the kennel (when you can't keep an eye on it) is the more humane thing to do.

I've raised three dogs this way. They've all been happy dogs and the only time they have ever had a mistake in the house is when they've been sick.

OTOH, anything can be abused. Keeping your dog in the kennel when it is unnecessary, is as bad as dumping your kids in front of a tv as a babysitter.

Pete Zicato 08-19-2010 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted by morethanpretty (Post 677545)
That ran across my mind too, but I don't see any of the other signs of submission. Its both urination and defecation, at random. I don't usually see her do it, but I'll know a spot was clean, and then a little bit later she'll have dirtied it. Maybe she's mad at me or is marking territory.

There's a lot of possibilities. Sick? Abandonment issues (have you been gone more than usual)? Your vet or a good dog book will have more on the subject.

Make sure you use an odor neutralizer (not an odor masker) available at any pet store. Dogs want to go where they've gone before. The odor neutralizer actually modifies the urine/bm smell by breaking the traces down chemically.

Undertoad 08-19-2010 05:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Beest (Post 677533)
I had never heard of crating dogs, or cats, until living in the US. yet they all seemed to get house trained just fine.
It strikes me as bizarre and cruel, it's a cultural thing, the people I know with dogs they seem to be OK.

Dogs don't miind crating. They like to have a place of their own; if it's enclosed like a cave, they like it better.

Funny story and too-much-information time. I crate-trained Pearl, and she still has her crate but the only time it's useful is when J and I are, you know, doin' it :doit:

You don't want your dog interrupting

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Yeah. You don't want your dog interrupting.

So I crate Pearl before. She knows the word "crate" so it's easy.

Now the funny bit. J and I are getting romantic on a whim while downstairs on the couch. And so we head upstairs. I wonder where Pearl is, so she can be crated. I call her. No answer. I start downstairs but I realize... Pearl is in her crate. She has sensed what is going on and has crated herself.

Good dog!!!

Pearl has never been the most intelligent dog, but she is always sensitive to the needs of the pack, a kind of intelligence that we don't measure.

monster 08-19-2010 06:04 PM

DO they make crates for kids?


squirell nutkin 08-19-2010 08:56 PM

"I can't believe this, I bet my daughter knows my name."

Griff 08-20-2010 05:40 AM

Alzheimers?

Shawnee123 08-20-2010 07:19 AM

Sheesh. Just found out a woman in another office had a massive heart attack last night and passed away. I didn't know her except in passing, but she was really nice. An immediate cow orker gave her rides to work quite often, and I bet he is very upset (and not here today.)

Life's short, people. Live as well and happy as you can. :(

Pete Zicato 08-20-2010 09:13 AM

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Originally Posted by monster (Post 677609)
DO they make crates for kids?

Yup, but for kids they call 'em playpens.

ZenGum 08-21-2010 09:28 AM

Not exactly upsetting, but a lot more than mildly irritating or groove scorching, is the state of Australia's election.

It looks like we will have a hung parliament, with the largest bloc (73 - 76 needed for a majority) being the Lib/Nat coalition, headed by Tony "the Mad Monk" Abbot. I do not want him to be PM. His attitudes would have gone well in about 1935; got elected largely by manipulating xenophobia about boat people.

The best thing is a substantial swing to the Greens, my party of first preference, but they just managed to win their first lower-house seat, and are a decade of phenomenal growth away from actually being a government.

So, in general: crap. Next election might be three years away. Unless the minority government thing doesn't work - then we might be back at the polls sooner.

lookout123 08-22-2010 01:47 AM

It's official. Two spots on my arms, one on my shoulder, and a new one on my scalp. The cancer is back. $3000 to take care of the last patch and I damn well don't have the the extra cash to take care of this shit.

If you had to choose between treating stupid but ugly cancers and your kid's very real mental issues which would you choose? Yeah, me too.

limey 08-22-2010 02:36 AM

Oh Lookout! but you need to look after you so that you can look after the little one ...

Clodfobble 08-22-2010 08:06 AM

Remember that his mental issues will not be served by losing his dad early on... Does "ugly" mean "completely, 100% benign, and there's absolutely no chance we're wrong about that?" Because otherwise, take care of yourself.

Griff 08-22-2010 08:21 AM

Sorry man.

classicman 08-22-2010 01:48 PM

ugghhh tough choices. Any help from the state available?

TheMercenary 08-22-2010 04:34 PM

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Originally Posted by lookout123 (Post 678031)
It's official. Two spots on my arms, one on my shoulder, and a new one on my scalp. The cancer is back. $3000 to take care of the last patch and I damn well don't have the the extra cash to take care of this shit.

If you had to choose between treating stupid but ugly cancers and your kid's very real mental issues which would you choose? Yeah, me too.

Damm, sorry to hear it.

morethanpretty 08-25-2010 07:50 AM

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Originally Posted by lookout123 (Post 678031)
It's official. Two spots on my arms, one on my shoulder, and a new one on my scalp. The cancer is back. $3000 to take care of the last patch and I damn well don't have the the extra cash to take care of this shit.

If you had to choose between treating stupid but ugly cancers and your kid's very real mental issues which would you choose? Yeah, me too.

That sucks LO, hope you're able to find help. There should be state or federal resources....

squirell nutkin 08-25-2010 08:26 AM

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Originally Posted by morethanpretty (Post 678523)
That sucks LO, hope you're able to find help. There should be state or federal resources....

There should be national health care or at least affordable insurance that actually pays claims, but that's a different story.

Sorry to hear about that Lookout, but I'll jump on the bandwagon to say, you need to stay healthy for your kids.

morethanpretty 08-25-2010 08:27 AM

Mine is partially my own fault...I lost a friend, as in they stopped being my friend I guess.
Here's the story the best I can tell it...
Friend and I hung out, got a bit drunk. Her fiance called...got pissed that she was hanging out with me and my B/F (I think her fiance is a little-dicked emotionally abusive loser idiot). He breaks up with her because she can't be trusted. I attempt to make her feel better, a little bit happens b/t her and I. (My B/F is perfect OK with this)....
Next day, come to find out her (now ex) fiance told her parents (she lives with them) that she had drunk with me. She's 21 in 2wks but still got in trouble. Haven't talked to her since, I just figured it was 'cuz she was in trouble.
Well, we were supposed to have a class together (I was only taking it to take with her). It started yesterday, and she wasn't there. She dropped it without telling me. Apparently she's back with the abusive fiance and doesn't want to talk to me. I have no reason to take that class now. I dropped it, but can only get 70% refund. If she had told me by 8/22...I coulda gotten a full refund.

Trilby 08-25-2010 09:25 AM

I don't know what to say other than I'm sorry, Lookout - that truly sucks.

And MTP - was she *really* a friend???


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