I've seen other wooden horses, but none like that.

Don't you hate it when you're sitting there drinking from the water fountain and a tree grows up around you?

Hey! I have seen that guy!

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OMG!!! He got molested by a Power Ranger!!!!

Translation: 20 hours of financial planning advice (no I'm not a certified financial planner, but I took a bookkeeping course at a community college 25 years ago) at my usual rate of $1,000 per hour.

I once woke up to find my housemate's boyfriend fondling my feet. Given that it was dark and he was black I suppose it's not a bad likeness.

He was definitely a foot man, in the weeks before I moved out when I had already finished my job (and was supposed to be packing) he would knock on my door in the afternoon to come downstairs and get stoned with him. Well, he never said that, but I always did because he smoked all the time and I ws a lightweight.

Then, when I was cabbaged, he would massage my feet and paint my toenails. He even invited me out to China with him when he was booked as a DJ in a Western style club for a couple of months. I was tempted. I declined.

And who says the Achilles tendon is a weak spot?

Ohhh, impress, that gave me the WILLIES!! -shudders-

Actually, I kinda like that one.

Dick Van Patten's Hobo Chili for Dogs

Eatables?

I've smelled some bad dog farts in my time.
I sure as hell wouldn't want to be around a chilli-eating dog!

I like the little girl with the dinos.
Except she's just that little bit too Disney for me - smaller eyes and I might even have considered it for a screensaver.

She reminds me of Lilo of Lilo and Stitch.

As long as we're sharing canned goods:

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Who knew brains were bad for you. I guess that's where the term "fat head" came from.

No offense Sheldon, but I'm not clicking on any link from you that appears to be about monkey meat in the can...

Looks like Gort to me.

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It's a really interesting article actually - nothing NSFW about it.
Thanks, Pocky :)

I'm guessing it's supposed to be some kind of spider on steroids... but at first glance, I was thinking it was a brain!!

I think it's Predator.

LJ, tired of Jinx driving a more macho machine than he was, acted boldly...

I didn't know Lj could drive a dick.

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You want fries with that?

Uh oh...Here comes my doggy.....:)

That's Predator. This is Predalien. Predator / Alien hybrid. Also SonofV's Halloween costume choice with $50 mask, paid for with his allowance.

Trick or treat!!

I guess this answers the question of what would a crossbred Alien/Predator look like...but...which one are you, V, and which one is Tink? :eek:

Good question....I'll say I am the teeth. Don't fuck with me...but when you do, I do not use teeth. Or I try not to.

V had long hair for a while so he can have that one.

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When Sumo Babies Attack

MMMMMM dericious!

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Wikipedia is awesome.

We get lots of cicada cases around our yard, but rarely see a live one. I did find a live one this spring and took a bunch of closeup shots of it because I thought the coloring on the live creature was so pretty compared to the dirty crusty case. I'll have to find them and post them in the closeups thread.

If I ever found one in the house though, I'd totally freak. They are huge.

No, but could you please give me the extra large bottle of Lipitor? And a Diet Coke.

i remember a couple years back when the 17-year cicadas came out in maryland
holy SHIT they were everywhere.

That was fun. Loud, though.

a few years ago, STL had an overlap in the 13 & 17 year varieties. It was amazingly loud and stunk like you wouldn't believe when they died.

Wow. Creepy and touching at the same time.

John, where in the hell did you find this? I LOVE it!

Anyone want to give odds for John and Impress hooking up?

Impress That looks like something from Warhammer.

as a reformed warhammer player, yeah, those are definitely space marines.

God, I'm freaking old. I have no idea what that is. I've gone so far over the hill I can practically see Russia from my house.

Crispy deep fried Jesus on a pogo stick, I'm middle aged!

Warhammer = table top roleplaying game. I think.

Nava heard of it.

Here's a wtf. Impress is actually an attractive looking woman. How does that grab ya?

Nope, just plain creepy ....

Well if John get's his wish, by the balls, I'm guessin'. :-)

Knowing about Warhammer is less about age and more about being in the right (wrong?) company. I know about it for example, my younger brother almost definitely wouldn't.

Not a role playing game. It's a ... uhm .. crap, forgetting the word now. Dice rolling strategy game. Kind of like Risk on crack. They did make an RPG out of it, though, if I'm not mistaken. There's terrain (like model trains use) and distance for weaponry, splash damage, grenades, etc.

I liked a game called Necromunda more. It used smaller 'gangs' instead of the massive armies, but had the same rules and universe.