Celebrity Death Pool 2018
I have decided to win this year
Artie Lange Darryl Strawberry Dwight "Doc" Gooden Lenny Dykstra Joe Namath Lawrence Taylor Diego Maradona Lester Green ("Beetlejuice") Shawn Kemp Ron Wood |
I actually looked up the starting roster of the 85 Mets. But that would be too much.
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Donald J Trump
GHW Bush Jimmy Carter Martin Sheen Jon Voight Kris Kristofferson Tom Skerritt Anthony Hopkins James Cromwell Rip Torn If you are, were, or played the President don't skip any doctor appointments. |
Donald Trump
Michael J. Fox Arsene Wenger Des O'Connor Robbie Williams Tom Jones Jarvis Cocker John Madden Piers Morgan Nigel Farage Sent from my SM-G935F using Tapatalk |
Donald Trump
Val Kilmer Julia Louis-Dreyfus Larry King Shannen Doherty Tommy Chong Morissey Tom Brokaw Michael Douglas Sheryl Crow |
DJT - trending
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politics makes you stupid
I thought about it, and he's in poor health, but it's the sort of poor health where there is a very serious, complicated stroke, or heart issue, or Reagan-style dementia, and then he lives on monitored and medicated closely for years because he's high-profile and wealthy |
Melania would pull the plug in an instant. His children want the inheritance so they wouldn't object.
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But that would leave us with a One Pence Presidency and the British would laugh at our inability to bring numbers and nouns into agreement.
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Half-Pence, None the Richer
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1) Leslie Phillips (in honor of Sundae)
2) Stuart Hall 3) Kanye West 4) Prince Phillip 5) Buzz aAdrin 6) George Bush Snr 7) John McCririck 8) Kirk Douglas 9) Diane Rehm 10) Steve Martin |
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We're gonna hafta start thinking about what kind of planet we're gonna leave behind for Keith Richards.
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1. Kirk Douglas
2. Stan Lee 3. Doris Day 4. Clint Eastwood 5. Morgan Freeman 6. Pete Doherty 7. Donald Sutherland 8. George H.W. Bush 9. Jimmy Carter 10. Bob Dylan |
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I hafta confess to robbing that line from an internet meme.
I think. |
1. The Queen
2. Billy Graham 3. Nick Nolte 4. George H. W. Bush 5. Michael J. Fox 6. Dick Van Dyke 7. Keith Richards 8. Kirk Douglas 9. Burt Reynolds 10.Mickey Rourke |
I would suggest that if Mickey Rourke was able to die it would have happened already.
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1. John Madden
2. George R R Martin 3. Chevy Chase 4. Bill Cosby 5. Charlie Sheen 6. Chuck Norris 7. Bob Barker 8. The Pope 9. Woody Allen 10. Rush Limbaugh |
Classic opens the scoring with Billy Graham. Fob, Foots and I have all had him on previous lists but not this year! 12 points!
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over halfway through the year and no further action, I think..
new tagline: The Cellar: Celebrity Life Prolongment Specialists |
I wish.
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dammit Artie Lange news stories say he is staying clean on strict probation
and Darryl Strawberry may be staying clean too can't catch a break |
Classic making it happen!
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He was 95, so you don't have to feel guilty over very many points.
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Stan had a nice run.
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dammit Artie Lange news stories say he did not stay clean on probation but is trying to get into a 30-day rehab to avoid a jail sentence
he will be on my list again next year |
No more cameos. :(
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Ah, I was thinking five points. But it's apparently been based on age 111 since 2011.
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I know, I'm chock full of evil, but we had a year with a load of centenarian celebs carking it which seemed a little harsh pointwise -negative points etc :lol:
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And a sprinkling of points as an early Christmas present form GHW Bush who decided enough was enough agad 94.
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So with one month left --but historically a harsh month for celebs who party hard and/or are very old-- the scores on the doors are:
classicman 59 gravdigr 33 griff 17 monster 17 game on! Kinda..... |
So how many did we kill in total? I got zero, which is good... But I'm still kind of pulling for Chevy Chase.
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Oh there's plenty of time yet. December is a cruel month.
Four, I think Billy Graham Burt Reynolds Stan Lee George Bush Sr. |
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Artie Lange news stories say that, after completing 30-day rehab, Artie went before a probation judge, and she had him drug tested that same day before proceeding, and he tested positive for coke, so she told his lawyer to petition for a more severe state drug rehab program as the only way to avoid jail; but meanwhile, Artie's nose completely flattened, due to the fact that his septum is now entirely destroyed; and in a tweet on Dec 3, he said that he's only free of opiates because he got a shot of a month-long opiate blocker. Dec. 3. Do the math Two weeks left in 2018... I think he will make it, but look at what Artie looks like now. https://www.nj.com/entertainment/201...my-system.html |
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Damn.
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But should he be jailed to prevent him for hurting himself? Does individual freedom allow hurting yourself. I suppose by buying it he's helping/financing bad dudes, but that can be said for a lot of things which are legal.
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Of course I would like to hear that story.
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I will always remember her as Lynn Halsey-Taylor as that was her character's name in the "Every Which Way" movies. And then because at some point I noticed Halsey-Taylor was the brand of all the drinking fountains.
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Jail would be a mild improvement in his life, but Artie should not be jailed; he is going to die in order to be an example to the world.
I take from it now what Dr. Peterson shares. Artie is in Hell. Whether or not you believe in a "traditional", religious external Hell (Peterson doesn't), the Hell we put ourselves in is just as bad. Artie's tortured mind has led him to abandon all that's meaningful and all that's responsible, and this is the result. You barely need drugs to accomplish this. The drugs have made it simpler, and destroyed his septum, but he would have slowly destroyed the rest of his life in any other direction he chose. |
Think what a good, solid punch to the face would do to him him right about now.
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She was an answer in last night's cross word puzzle, though.
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So who won? Classic?
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Not our proudest year for sure....
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