NSFW - 100 Words/Phrases/Euphemisms For 'Cock'
1) Lilyhammer
2) Tallywhacker 3) John Thomas 4) Dick 5) Willie |
1) Lilyhammer
2) Tallywhacker 3) John Thomas 4) Dick 5) Willie 6) C'ock |
1) Lilyhammer
2) Tallywhacker 3) John Thomas 4) Dick 5) Willie 6) C'ock 7) Fuckstick |
Slightly broader than just cock, but:
8) meat'n'two veg 9) lunchbox 10) pork sword |
11) (active) member
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12) Disappointment
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*snort*
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but you're a spoilsport..... ;)
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13. Tackle
14. Nob (or knob) |
Tackle out for the gurrls!
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14. Prick
15. Peter |
16. Wang
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17. Schlong
18. Schlort |
19. Dong
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When referring to dogs or small children:
tinkle. |
WINKIE
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One-eyed wonder worm
Heat-seeking missle |
Pintle
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Originally it was heat-seeking moisture missile.
This came from the list Dr C handed out in my Human Sex class in college. I wish I still had the list. |
1) Lilyhammer
2) Tallywhacker 3) John Thomas 4) Dick 5) Willie 6) C'ock 7) Fuckstick 8) meat'n'two veg 9) lunchbox 10) pork sword 11) (active) member 12) Disappointment 13. Tackle 14. Nob (or knob) 14 (b). Prick 15. Peter 16. Wang 17. Schlong 18. Schlort 19. Dong tinkle. WINKIE One-eyed wonder worm Heat-seeking missle Pintle meat-seeking missile. heat-seeking moisture missile. 28--Dipstick |
29) Lord Silly
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30) One-eyed snake
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31) Bald-headed yogurt slinger :lol2:
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He moans and then he dumps hot yogurt on your back. I mean....that's what I've heard. |
I actually knew a girl in college who wrote her thesis on cross-cultural penis slang. She had collected all sorts of great ones. But the only one I specifically remember was that in German it often gets referred to as a "paintbrush."
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German girls are easel. :)
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They sure were for me.
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32. Paintbrush (see above)
33. Rod 34. Tool |
35: Wedding tackle
36: pud |
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