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Big Sarge 01-01-2012 08:36 AM

Dwellar NSFW 2012
 
I'm apalled at the shameless display of naked bodies you have shown over this past year. Tsk, tsk. Some have been very naughty. Well I started the thread last year & I'm doing the same this year.

Big Sarge 01-01-2012 09:53 AM

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Here are 2 pics of a ginger dwellar that were sent to me as a present to start 2012.

Sundae 01-01-2012 10:41 AM

Who is that bitch?
I'll snatch her bald-headed!

Well, no.
What I mean to say is nice pics lady.
I especially like the bra.

zippyt 01-01-2012 11:00 AM

Good start for 2012 !!!

BigV 01-01-2012 03:21 PM

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Dear Sarge

My sweetie's no ginger, but it seems they shop at the same lingerie boutique. This was my big xmas gift, a gorgeous self portrait.

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xoxoxoBruce 01-01-2012 03:47 PM

I admire your restraint in getting that picture before getting slobber all over your gift... again. :lol:

zippyt 01-01-2012 03:49 PM

I LIKE HOW 2012 IS STARTING OUT !!!!!!!!!!!!

BigV 01-01-2012 03:51 PM

hahahahahahaha You're very funny, in a literally correct kind of wat... I told her I was gonna post what I posted and mimed the pose... she said wait a minute. took the picture back, *cleaned it*, then gave it back to me for the actual picture (one take only, what? I don't have all day to sit in front of my camera now.)

You know me too well, xoB. :drool:

Big Sarge 01-01-2012 04:41 PM

Aww Sundae, you know you are the only one for me ;) LOL. I'm trying to get anonymoo to post again but she feels her jokes and the collective were not understood

richlevy 01-01-2012 05:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Big Sarge (Post 784363)
jokes and the collective

That sounds like a grunge band or what happens when the Borg assimilate Jerry Lewis.:borg:

Is the Cellar a collective?

Aliantha 01-03-2012 06:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Big Sarge (Post 784363)
Aww Sundae, you know you are the only one for me ;) LOL. I'm trying to get anonymoo to post again but she feels her jokes and the collective were not understood

She'd be right there. I never could understand why they each just couldn't have their own account.

Big Sarge 01-03-2012 06:56 AM

I admit I was one of the collective. We thought it would be interesting to have several different people posting as one. She was the primary account holder and took everything to heart when people became annoyed. Plus she became embarassed after the non-nude photos of her step daughter were commented on and she felt everyone thought she was "white trash".

Trilby 01-03-2012 06:56 AM

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Originally Posted by richlevy (Post 784371)
Is the Cellar a collective?

I think we are loosely affiliated.

Or we're a socialist cell.

Depends on who you ask.

DanaC 01-03-2012 07:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Big Sarge (Post 784812)
I admit I was one of the collective. We thought it would be interesting to have several different people posting as one. She was the primary account holder and took everything to heart when people became annoyed. Plus she became embarassed after the non-nude photos of her step daughter were commented on and she felt everyone thought she was "white trash".

Well, I for one rather liked the collective. It was fun and cheeky.

footfootfoot 01-03-2012 09:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Big Sarge (Post 784812)
I admit I was one of the collective. We thought it would be interesting to have several different people posting as one. She was the primary account holder and took everything to heart when people became annoyed. Plus she became embarassed after the non-nude photos of her step daughter were commented on and she felt everyone thought she was "white trash".

That's too bad for us. But there's some saying about getting hurt when you are running with the big dogs, I don't remember it though.

Gravdigr 01-07-2012 11:50 AM

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I don't know if he wanted this to be shown around, but, I was at a sex party the other day and happened to snap a pic of Big Sarge and a lucky lady...I'm not sure which is which.

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I hope that's a lady...:lolsign:

Sundae 01-09-2012 11:58 AM

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Bought two new bras recently.
They are proper "shaper" bras, to deal with my older body.
No cleavage (well, I manage a little), definitely no plunge and no wire.

But I thought I would indulge with a nipple shot because I'd been asked.
It will probably be my last, as I'd rather look into ways to photograph my body in a flattering way rather than just serving up tiny anonymous portions.

It's what I prefer to see from other Dwellars after all.

zippyt 01-09-2012 12:07 PM

KISS !

Big Sarge 01-09-2012 10:47 PM

WOW Sundae!!

Gravdigr - There weren't supposed to be any cameras at that furry convention!!!! I should have never believed that crap about what happens in Vegas.....

it 01-09-2012 11:12 PM

Sundae, as a newbie i don't think we've said to each other a single word or perticipated in the same conversations in the short time since i got here, but my prmitive caveman brain built to both enjoy female nipples and sheepishly seek the rediance of high confidence displaying behaviors from the opposite sex already has a great admiration for you.

zippyt 01-10-2012 12:39 AM

Oh SG ROCKS !!!

DanaC 01-10-2012 05:01 AM

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Originally Posted by zippyt (Post 786441)
Oh SG ROCKS !!!

Don't she though?

How lucky am I to have a mate like her and living in the same country?

richlevy 01-10-2012 09:40 PM

Beautiful.

Elspode 01-13-2012 01:03 AM

Honey, whatever parts, portions, shapes, silhouettes or slices you want to show...please, please, please...do.

I've watched you post yourself for years now, in varying degrees of security, insecurity, boastfulness, shyness, bold, humble, coy, brash and just...so.

Each and every damn time, all I've ever been able to see is an honest, beautiful, glowing, spiritual, willful, desireable...woman.

For the love of (input your deity here), don't stop.

Gravdigr 01-13-2012 03:54 AM

nomnomnomonomonomnomlicklicklicklick.....bite.

Big Sarge 01-21-2012 09:19 PM

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Sundae sent me the funniest card about my butt changing. I think based upon her card I'm around a 9. I'm posting 2 booty pics for you to compare. One has me slightly bent over and the other is standing straight. Sigh, I can remember 30 years ago when a girl would squeeze my ass and tell me how tight it was in my jeans. Anyway, take a look & tell me where it rates on the scale of the card

Sundae 01-22-2012 02:04 AM

Hey, my point was that now your butt is shrinking, you will never get to the point of it sagging.

But as it prompted arse pics I'll go with it anyway :lol:
You're nowhere near a 9.
I say 5.

You can't see it very clearly in the photo, the badge is a Banksy panda (he has guns)

plthijinx 01-22-2012 02:27 AM

i think teh tazer got ya a little bit there sarge!!

i posted last year anon. maybe. with proper persuasion i might go public.....

Big Sarge 01-22-2012 07:05 AM

Hmm. Looking at the pics I think it has just flattened and spread out like a pancake. I think I'll ask my troops at formation this morning. LOL. That should traumatize them for awhile

Sundae 01-22-2012 07:34 AM

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Me wearing "Boy short" style underwear.
Pulled down because this is NSFW.

Lamplighter 01-22-2012 08:31 AM

Don't think I'll ever look at a coffee bean again without thinking of Sarge. :facepalm:

richlevy 01-22-2012 09:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Sundae (Post 789884)
Me wearing "Boy short" style underwear.
Pulled down because this is NSFW.

MMMMM. Strawberry and cherries.:yum:

Who took the picture for you? If you did it yourself then your flexibility is amazing.

Sundae 01-22-2012 09:32 AM

Timer :)

richlevy 01-22-2012 10:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Sundae (Post 789898)
Timer :)

Beauty....and brains.;)

zippyt 01-22-2012 10:48 AM

SG , Beautiful as all ways !!
BS , rock on dude

footfootfoot 01-22-2012 11:44 AM

The only thing worse that going to a tattoo artist when you're drunk is going to one when he's drunk.

"Cherry? I thought you said strawberry. My bad."

Cute, SG

Sundae 01-22-2012 11:49 AM

When I was 14/15, McDonalds had a Hot Cherry and Berry Pie.
One of my friends started calling me Cherry Berry (which morphed into Berrily).

I've identified myself with soft fruit of the berry variety ever since.

HungLikeJesus 01-22-2012 12:26 PM

14/15 = 0.9333

Sundae 01-22-2012 12:28 PM

Get some girls on here to rate Sarge's butt!

Big Sarge 01-22-2012 10:59 PM

That's ok Sudae. I know pretty much where I stand in the ass comparisons

DanaC 01-23-2012 05:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Sundae (Post 789959)
Get some girls on here to rate Sarge's butt!

*salutes*

Well, I think he's hot as mustard, but there ya go:)

ZenGum 01-23-2012 05:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Big Sarge (Post 789883)
Hmm. Looking at the pics I think it has just flattened and spread out like a pancake. I think I'll ask my troops at formation this morning. LOL. That should traumatize them for awhile


:lol:

Put a new utility belt on, turn away, and ask them "Now, tell me honestly, men, does this make my butt look big?"

DanaC 01-23-2012 05:54 AM

And before you do, set up a hidden camera...

BigV 01-23-2012 03:52 PM

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Originally Posted by DanaC (Post 790099)
And before you do, set up a hidden camera...

and pants. Don't forget the pants.

DanaC 01-23-2012 04:13 PM

....hidden pants?

Gravdigr 01-23-2012 05:58 PM

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Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus (Post 789957)
14/15 = 0.9333

Math? Sundae shows her berries, and you come up w/maths? Really?

Please leave your Man Card at the front desk.

Gravdigr 01-23-2012 05:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Lamplighter (Post 789889)
Don't think I'll ever look at a coffee bean again without thinking of Sarge. :facepalm:

:lol2:

Big Sarge 01-23-2012 11:07 PM

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I know it looks like a coffee bean. LOL. If you could see the gray hair on it better it might look more like this

footfootfoot 01-24-2012 12:06 PM


Big Sarge 01-31-2012 07:47 PM

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Ok. I've decided to pose topless for the first time. Anyone else on here wear overalls without a shirt? BTW, what do you think about the panda fur

HungLikeJesus 01-31-2012 08:00 PM

Are those straps clipped to your nipples?

You are tough!

BigV 01-31-2012 09:02 PM

His nipples are hard like copper rivets!

classicman 01-31-2012 10:53 PM

bwahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa

Big Sarge 01-31-2012 11:00 PM

you mean your nipples aren't copper? and you don't have white fur?? hmmm....you ought to see the copper studs i have on my dick

Aliantha 01-31-2012 11:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Big Sarge (Post 792115)
you mean your nipples aren't copper? and you don't have white fur?? hmmm....you ought to see the copper studs i have on my dick

Yes we aught to...don't you think?

BigV 01-31-2012 11:16 PM

NSFW people..
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Sarge (Post 792115)
you mean your nipples aren't copper? and you don't have white fur?? hmmm....you ought to see the copper studs i have on my dick

studded for her pleasure

gotcha.

richlevy 07-03-2012 09:24 PM

What happened to this thread?

I think Big Sarge killed it.:eek:

Gravdigr 07-04-2012 02:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Big Sarge (Post 792050)
Ok. I've decided to pose topless for the first time.

You. Sexy. Bastidge.

Ibby 07-04-2012 05:39 PM

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Originally Posted by richlevy (Post 818400)
What happened to this thread?

well since you asked... and since it's about a half a million degrees in here and i'm dressed for the occasion...

zippyt 07-04-2012 09:40 PM

how i spent my 4th
http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7109/7...2feea4e5_b.jpg
za3 by zippyt, on Flickr


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