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It's all fun and games until ....
...somebody loses a lawsuit.
...somebody gets chlamydia. ... premature ejaculation. ... your spouse finds out. Well, what spoils YOUR fun and games? |
Rollers !!!!
(Police Lights ) |
Shit.
What? Rollers. No. Yeah. Shit. Ahh, one of my favourites. |
You find out how much it's gonna cost!
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You remember you forgot, ________.
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when someone shoots their eye out.
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the body starts to cool...
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...the hobo starts to wake...
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...the alarms start going off...
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...there's blood on the tracks...
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...and a strange substance on your back...
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...oozes down your neck....
(maybe we should be in the Three Words at a Time Story thread? :lol: |
lol
maybe hmmm It's all fun and games until... ... the clergy arrives |
Someone smells the decomposition...
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...the coroner's inquest begins...
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... your dick starts turning green....
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...she starts to talk.
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...someone gets seriously hurt, and then sorry won't be enough!!
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...some asshat comes along and mucks it all up.
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... the flying monkeys arrive.
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... someone decides to take the moral high ground.
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. . . somebody starts running a BBS.
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The IRS sends you a summons.
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It's all fun and games until it's not fun and games anymore.
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...they call your "All-in" bluff.
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... the first body part is found in the stew.
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... the drugs wear off
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..you run out of ice.....
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until someone loses an eye.
Then it's all "Hey! Free eyeball!" |
... the zombie fire ants
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until you
realise thats your own blood |
...until blackfly takes out the whole crop...
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... until they say "I'm sorry, your card has been refused" at the checkout ...
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Quote:
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Nah... but we do share a common thread. Scotch is the classiest way I know to get drunk.
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They send you a dog yet?
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...you wake up with a horse's head in your bed.
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...someone finds that it causes cancer and erectile dysfunction
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...you find a bed where your horse's head should be..
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...you wake up and discover it was all just a dream.
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...you develop an allergy to it
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..... you get to know who they REALLY are.
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...they get to know who you really are...
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...Skynet gains self-awareness...
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... you realize that your map program in the phone can be used to track your movements.
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...you run out of sulfuric acid.
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... the neighbors smell the bodies decomposing.
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... the howling begins...
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Does that include howling with laughter?
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when that pill wears off
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... you get the results back.
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the fart has lumps.
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You realise they are laughing at you, not with you.
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It's all fun and games until...
... you get back on the scales. |
...you wake up with your eyes bloody, your hair hurts and your teeth itch.
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... the cops find the head in your fridge.
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...your mom walks in
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the dog starts sniffing around.
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the brakes fail
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