Cows
 

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Could not find where I put this orig. and some asked me to take more (closer) pics of the cows... here they are.
There is Christmas stuff on the top of it now, so I could not get closer pics of the ornaments (ironic), the Oz cows or the big angel cow. Sorry.

Cows.

I think the first was in DoDads but you easily have enough cows for a whole new thread.:thumb2:

We stopped years ago... once the cabinet filled, that was it.
Pissed our family off, "you collect those!?" You could see the gift wheels turning, cheap ceramic cows from around the damn world inundating our home every damn chance they got... hell no! We only got one brand, and only the ones we liked. Try explaining that to a bunch of rednecks at Wal-Mart or Cracker barrel at gift season!
Kinda' make a point not to look at them though... there are always cool new ones I want to make an exception for (the Samooorai was one of those).

I have one: the Starry Night cow. I love Van Gogh and cows are the coolest!

I thought there was a different cow thread...

Oh well, here's as good as anywhere, I guess.

Cow:

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From a recent photo safari.

You have a thing for redheads, dontcha. :D

That, and I like a gal with a little meat on her bones...and milk in her bag.:p:

Milk in her bag? You motherfucker. :lol2:

From the latest issue of Cow And Driver:

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Old sea dog cow?

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This is 100% true, they loved to be loved, both bovines and humans are herd animals. :thumb:

:devil:

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Texas calf born looking like KISS rocker Gene Simmons

Safari cows:

Ol' 9810 "spidercow"

♪ ♫Spidercow, Spidercow,♪ ♫
♪ ♫Does whatever a Spidercow does♪ ♫

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No. 70

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These safari bovines look like cattle from caveman times.

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Cavecattle?

Someone please tell me what kinda cattle these is. Purty please?

I think that's a leftover auroch in the back.

Well, I suppose that we have to make the most of our talents.

A cows life is pretty boring so it doesn't take much to arouse their interest or to entertain them. No bull. ;)

Idk wth that was.

The longer it went, the funnier it was.

But, right at the end, it was funny as hell.:lol2:

I could almost hear the cow talking among themselves. What's that asshole doing? Damifino. Should we call a doctor? Maybe a psychiatrist....

I wish I could still burp like that

Every cows thread needs this:

Cows With Guns

Scottish Highland. If you google the babies it could ruin your beef habit. Not my beef habit, but other warmer hearts could be turned.

That reminds me. I knew I had a picture of Highland Cattle hereabouts.
I took the photo back in 2004 because it's not a breed seen all that often at this end of the UK.
Diversification is always the name of the game in agriculture so perhaps they were an experimental herd.
As that appears to be a Hereford bull in the distance I wonder what the advantages of cross breeding would be in this instance.


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They do taste delicious ....

To add more beef (literally)!

Now why didn't I think of that? :o

(Answer definitely not required. :o)

The one in back, maybe. Thank you sir.

I think both. They come in different flavors.

http://www.scottishhighlandcattle.co...ur_basics.html

You're welcome man.

:)

Good God, look at that stack o'hamburgers!!!

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Knickers The Giant Steer Has The Internet Saying, 'Holy Cow!'

I thought it was gonna be one of them there painted cows...Nope. It's a reglar ol' meat cow.

Video at the link.

Moo.

A eunuch guarding the sultans harem.

This Day In Bovine History
 

February 18, 1930

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Elm Farm Ollie becomes the first cow to fly in a fixed-wing aircraft and also the first cow to be milked in an aircraft.

I wonder why they didn't have the guy that milked her fly the plane?:rolleyes:

And has there been a second cow milked in an airplane?

I don't believe it, 24 quarts, 6 gallons, from one milking? No way. :headshake
The best cows would give(have ripped from their teats) 9 gallons a day with 3 milkings.

A three-faced cattle:

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Yay bull!!

I think that bull just scored a Special in his game of Cowboy Pinball.

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Bull was playing Cornhole.

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:lol2:

If milk cows were meant to fly, God would have given them a pilot's license.

This makes me think of WKRP in Cincinnati:

"...God as my witness, I thought milk cows could fly."

Move along folks, nothing to see here, just a disembodied cow head, move along:

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Bull can't handle steer, details at 11.

*applause*