September 3, 2008: Scary Scouse Spider
 

http://cellar.org/2008/CellarLiverpoolSpider.jpg

There's a better AP picture here from the Daily Mail

I'd like to know more about the dozen engineers strapped to the spider. I can't see them in the picture.

I think they're not there yet.

Is that where tw was hiding?

I would love to be one of the engineers riding/driving that beast!

Bwahahahaahaaa! Kneel before me, puny human! Hey, wait, don't run so fast! Come back!

This must be the same dudes with the giant fairytale puppets.

Looks really steampunk to me.

Maybe this is the beast responsible for the world wide web?

...pranged his car...

I love that word, prang.

Genius.

Why is the spider's booty sticking up like that? Is there a giant bull in the area?

Aha! I've been getting promo emails for weeks about the arrival of La Machine. Good to know what it actually is. Can't wait to see pictures of it in action.

Of course the hate Mail has to add in the comment from the Taxpayer's Alliance. How we ever get to host the European City of Culture is beyond me.

That effer better stay the hell away from my tuffet!

Um, what's a tuffet?

A short seat with covered legs - like an ottoman or hassock.

Ahhhh...think we called those "footstools." :)

I thought it was a tuft of grass..?
Which is why the pictures in nursery rhymes books always have her outside

Maybe it has something to do with the Kurds, and their ways.

Curds and whey = cottage cheese.

I have a great capacity for useless trivia. It's everything else I have trouble remembering.

That reminds me, I remember seeing a sign at a Long John Silvers or something for Cheese Curds. Now that just doesn't sound good. :vomit:

Ah. You may be right. Just looked it up.

Note that: "The names tuffet and hassock are both derived from English names for a small grassy hillock or clump of grass, in use since at least the sixteenth century."

I really didn't know that! Learned something new today.

I think that's a tussock.

Actually, it is. It's a kind of pre-cheese. Soft and yummy. And if they're properly fresh, they squeak when you eat them. I can't vouch for fast food ones, though. They'll probably screw them up somehow.

A young female child with the surname "Muffett"
Was sitting on a small stool, eating cottage cheese.
She suffered from extreme arachnophobia,
and fled when she observed a nearby spider.

Takes some of the fun out of it, really.

:lol2:

Perfect!

Similar, but not equal, to cottage cheese. I had curds and whey once at some dairy store in Wisconsin, they were more like fresh mozzarella in water (but smaller.) As wolf mentions, they are squeaky when you eat them.

pssst...I was kidding about the Kurds, and their ways. ;)

We knew that. This is thread drift.

Depends on how precise you want to be, I guess.

:eek: :greenface
That would end it for me. I dread the first popcorn that squeaks because that is the end of it for me. I don't know how cats eat squeaky things, I swear I don't!

I'm not sure about squeaky food, either. Then again, Wheat Nuts squeak, and I luvvvvvv Wheat Nuts.

"Little Miss Muffet, sat on her footstool..."

Nah.

Those things are like heroin to me.

Squeaky Cheese.

Yum!

eta:
From here.

Too bad her name wasn't Mootsfool.

I've heard Miss Muffett was a real person - her father was head of the Birtish Museum or somesuch, hence her hanging about near spiders.

Truth value unknown.

I know what a tuffet is . . . but not a "scouse"

Potty mouth.

"Scouse" is a description applied to people who live in Liverpool (scousers) and to their particular accent and dialect. It comes, originally from a kind of sea food broth which was, I believe brought by the vikings...


...obviously not the actual broth brought by the vikings, that'd be past it's use by date....

Well, that helps explain the Monkees song.

Well, over $3million USD is a sizable hunk of taxes to spend on one weekend show, no matter how good it is. Think of the orgy they could have sponsored with $3million worth of free beer. ;)

lol! footfootfootstools!

here comes the science....

the cheese squeaks becasue it's squeaky and not not squeaky cheese. :3_eyes:

>Insert Fast show squeezy cheesy peas skit here<

This thread goes to prove you guys are one crazy lot. I spewed coffee on my key board.

You call them crazy, but you're the one who brought coffee into a Cellar thread...that's just askin for trouble

We have found our 2012 Olympics mascot.

Some additional pictures from here, La Machines's website.
All photographs are copyrighted to Matthew Andrews.
The first shows the engineers. Or in French, le manipulateurs!
The second shows the slightly cheaty way the spider moves. Hang on, real spiders don't have wheels!

Despite rotten weather La Princesse drew huge crowds.
The snow is one of the special effects, but the rain is just September in Britain.

Personally, I think it is worth occasionally spending large amounts of money for large spectacle.

This was part of the City of Culture events, which have been very successful across Europe - it made a huge difference last time it was in the UK (Glasgow) and seems to be working its magic this time too.

Liverpool is a city with a lot to offer, and pictures of this event will be seen around the world. Not only is it an advert fir the city, but the inhabitents got to see a huge piece of street theatre and enjoy the show. It's something you will remember for a long time - a 50 foot spider in your city.

It's not "free" of course. Nothing is free. The National Opera is subsidised, English Heritage is government funded, the British Museum, the Queen herself, the war in Iraq. We all pay somewhere along the line. You just focus on the spending you agree with and accept the rest as part of living in society.

I like the spider and I applaud Liverpool for having the vision to spend the money. I accept YMMV.

At least the taxpayers can go and see the show for free, unlike here, where the taxpayers are soaked millions building sports stadiums for professional teams, then have to pay again to see the show. :eyebrow: