Monkey Kick Off Challenge
 

The sign said Monkey Village was 4000 Monkey Meters, so naturally I had to play until I got at least 4000.
I don't know if 4409 is any good, but I noticed you can Challenge your Monkey friends! (Links to a replay of your kick...)

I give up.

Flint's better at playing with Monkey Balls than I am.

First kick was 3554...I thought "that isn't so hard." After that I didn't even come close.

4027 is as good as I got.

http://totebo.com/mko.php?c=qBorsBos...ttuoX6S7YoupEq
4556 is the my record and the best post so far!

I got 4375. Close, but no cigar.

It's really hit & miss for me.
My best kick made it into the Monkey Village but I'm still 227m behind Flint.

I've had to close it now - I'm addicted.

Stupid fucken monkey. I got a dud too Scooter.

I really preferred the version with the Japanese School Girl who got extra loft from bumping into other characters and scenery.

I'm not the Monkey King anymore, you need to challenge Freshness:
On the replays it doesn't tell you the distance of the bounces, but on the Freshness kick, the second bounce hit in the gray zone!

i played soccer in high school

88 Meters of Glory
 

This Monkey Friend says Fuck Off.

http://totebo.com/mko.php?c=qBorsBos...ussoX6S7YouquE
We are co-Monkey Champs now.
Hah, I was screaming "go motherfucker GO" as it rolled to "0m farther than Flint's."

Are you guys addicted to this? I can't play it for more than a minute or maybe two. It's so repetitive.

Kick ball.
See how far it goes.
Repeat.

I'm 19. I grew up with Super Mario World. Computer games (as simple as they might be!) are fun. I kicked ball for more than 20 minutes in between my "breaks" of homework.

http://totebo.com/mko.php?c=qBorsBos...-NRS68O3RourEu

4758

How do you influence the power of the kick? I'm thinking the angle is determined by how high the ball is, but the power seems random to me.

You just gotta have it, gotta feel it. In the zone. Heh, I have no idea actually about any power.

http://totebo.com/mko.php?c=qBorsBos...oAPSlljS8ourUq

4764

Y'all do realize we have to keep going 'til we get past 5,000 meters, to see what's beyond the Monkey Village, right?

I got 4739, what a bitch. I'm gonna play all nite til I beat Spexx.

It's not about that anymore, it's about breaking the 5,000 barrier. Of course, I have to get into the 4,700s first.

is ti even possible? is there a top ten list?

http://totebo.com/mko.php?c=qBorsBos...EUoIONbSmourUF
4779

...is it even possible?
 

I can go to bed now. SPOILER

:eyebrow:

how'd you guys get your name in there?

4576. Finally (vaguely) got the hang of it. Now bored. But I'm sure I'll be back......

What i dont have the patience to wait for a lob that high as the spoiler!

that'd be the point where I get bored :lol:

Bitch. :cool:

I improved, but only to 4201.

4758... not bad, but I want 5,000!

*stalking*

4353. I had to prove to myself I had a life by quitting.

4772 . . . I have a theory I'm working on... I will get past that Monkey Village! (But probably not right now, I'm holding the baby...)

CHALLENGE
 

Video of my 5,049 kick. I got past the monkey village.

You suck harder than...

You just suck a whole lot.

I got it to go a whole 96 monkey meters on my first try.

I am the current low ball record holder!!

(just beat my own score ... 21 monkey meters.)

http://totebo.com/mko.php?c=qporrrot...5-IVWg.zIouUsU

5310
I WIN

Now at 5,226
http://totebo.com/mko.php?c=qporrrot...qquoXLZN8ouFuE

still inferior to my mad skillz, monkeyboy.

the trick is to tilt your monitor to the right after you kick it

Your gonna spoil that baby, holding it all this time.

5037 is my best.

Nope...wait...tied Flint.

5090. Not enough to beat everyone else, but I quit anyway.

4935 and I have no idea how l got that.

Who you callin' biatch, biatch? 5413

My wife walks in, naked as hell, and we're talking about my modest New Years Resolution, and she says how every year I make huge improvements in every area, and I say, "It's all because of you, baby" and I turn to kick the ball. It's a high lob, I time it just right, first bounce is good--great even, and I say "This is gonna be a good one." She watches. I say, "This is how far away I am from Undertoad." The number is dropping fast. "Oh shit" ...

"I'm the champion! I'm the champion by a ƒuckload!"

Yeah for exactly two minutes. You are hereby served. 5589

Bah, 19 meters, ye scurvy dog.

Hey, we didn't ask for your bitch-ass excuses.
You are the weak monkey that gets canibalized.

Where the hell is Happy Monkey? He's gotta have some inside uh somethin.

Still at 5211...