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xoxoxoBruce 12-29-2016 08:45 PM

Dec 30th, 2016: Hammer Time
 
Museums... is there anything they don't collect?
Up in Haines Alaska stands The Hammer Museum, dedicated to preserving the history of humanity’s first tool.

https://cellar.org/2016/hammer1.jpg

Quote:

From the land of the pharaohs to the land down under, ancient to modern, two inches to twenty feet, the Hammer Museum has
something for everyone and is an experience that cannot be missed.
https://cellar.org/2016/hammer2.jpg

If Alaska is a little out of your way, the museum posts images of some of their more than 2,000 hammers on their Instagram account.

link

BigV 12-29-2016 09:10 PM

".... I'd hammer in the morrrrrrning..."

blueboy56 12-29-2016 10:01 PM

Does that mean that you should be hard-headed to live in Alaska?:)

xoxoxoBruce 12-29-2016 10:36 PM

You nailed it, now beat it. :p:

sexobon 12-30-2016 06:39 AM

Does the museum have Mjolnir?

glatt 12-30-2016 07:15 AM

Hammers accumulate. You feel wrong throwing out the old, and they just keep showing up.

Snakeadelic 12-30-2016 07:48 AM

Many years ago when I still lived in Washington state, I was on welfare and required to be evaluated by either an MD or a psychiatrist every 6 months (over the course of 3 years of this, nobody ever released me to be thrown into the job application mill that was considered an employment program). When I was between homes and thus between MDs, I would go see this one psychiatrist who was semi-retired and pretty much only did evaluations. He was 85 when I saw him, and we would get distracted talking about all kinds of things, like the time John Phillip Sousa played at his college's Homecoming Dance. His name was Dr. Hammer, and in a rare turn of humor, his business sign consisted of 2 claw hammers in an X formation (one had the handle cut in half). And while he wasn't exactly a Pink Floyd fan, he was familiar with the "marching hammers" animation from The Wall and thought it was 'quite well done'.

Gravdigr 12-30-2016 12:21 PM

Just watched 'The Wall' the other night.

:devil:

Gravdigr 12-30-2016 02:16 PM

Hammer time
 
♪ ♫I climbed in the ring w/Roberto Duran♪ ♫
♪ ♫And the punches began to rain down♪ ♫
♪ ♫He hit me with a dozen hard upper cuts♪ ♫
♪ ♫Then my corner threw in the towel♪ ♫

♪ ♫I asked him why he had to knock me out♪ ♫
♪ ♫And he summed it up real well♪ ♫
♪ ♫He said "I'd rather be the hammer♪ ♫
♪ ♫Than the nail."♪ ♫

glatt 12-30-2016 02:35 PM

The hammer on the far left is the only one I bought.

Three others were presents given to me brand new, and the rest just kind of accumulated.
http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/2016...28a1ebf4c7.jpg

limey 12-30-2016 02:53 PM

My favourite hammer (here at Chateau Limey) is like the one that is fourth from the right, lower row ... so cute!


Sent by magic.

xoxoxoBruce 12-30-2016 03:27 PM

Cute maybe, but not very good at pulling nails. ;)

sexobon 12-30-2016 03:55 PM

Looks like glatt's ready for some tabletop croquet.

limey 12-30-2016 04:16 PM

Dec 30th, 2016: Hammer Time
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 977992)
Cute maybe, but not very good at pulling nails. ;)



That's when I use hammer No. 2 ! Or pliers.


Sent by magic.

xoxoxoBruce 12-30-2016 04:35 PM

I see six nail pullers, but none are #2. However, I have complete faith you'll defeat that nail so soundly, it will straighten itself out. :D

Gravdigr 12-31-2016 10:41 AM

...and not a cross peen in the bunch.:headshake

blueboy56 12-31-2016 12:46 PM

Speaking of beating it, (see above), Hammers are forever, unless they are being tested on MythBusters. Ouchee.:thepain:

xoxoxoBruce 12-31-2016 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 978049)
...and not a cross peen in the bunch.:headshake

Not in glatts collection, but the Museum probably has one.

Gravdigr 01-02-2017 01:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by glatt (Post 977988)
The hammer on the far left is the only one I bought.

Three others were presents given to me brand new, and the rest just kind of accumulated.
http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/2016...28a1ebf4c7.jpg

What? No banhammer?

BigV 01-02-2017 07:02 PM

Oh, it's there.






You just never see it coming.

Gravdigr 01-03-2017 02:26 PM

I better watch my ass, then.

No one else is going to.

xoxoxoBruce 01-03-2017 08:20 PM

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The ban hammer...

xoxoxoBruce 01-12-2017 12:49 PM

Restoring a 50 year old hammer's leather handle.

glatt 01-12-2017 01:59 PM

nice

footfootfoot 01-12-2017 03:03 PM

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Originally Posted by glatt (Post 977988)

Glatt be Knolling and he don't even Knoll it.

One of the projects I did in school (sculpture class, doncha know) was "Things to hit things with" I still have a bunch of the hammers and mallets I made. I should maybe find them and take pics

Gravdigr 01-12-2017 04:29 PM

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Originally Posted by footfootfoot (Post 979304)
I should maybe find them and take pics

Shuh, ya think?!:eyebrow:

Srsly, I'd like to see 'em.:yesnod:

Tools are cool.


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