NSFW but not WTF, just NSFW
 

I absolutely love this painting. A powerful statement.

These a very short videos of a woman playing with fruit. They're mp4s on instagram so I'll give you the links. :blush:

Link1

Link2

Link3

Ok, now I can't eat fruit around people anymore.

WHS^

Ow.

So, I was looking for the date of Steak and a BJ day....




The grapefruit technique. It's interesting.....but the video's highlight is the aggressive way and the noises she makes when demonstrating.

I like her technique but the hole she cut is waaay to big. :haha:

I would need a bigger grapefruit, maybe use a cantaloupe.

tarheel

I still don't want grapefruit juice in m'peehole.

And too much noise.

Thanks anyway.

The cantaloupe has a hollow center. Maybe a Watermelon for your huge wang?

More like huge imagination.

tarheel

Ever wonder how they make sex dolls?

Impressive detail. Reminds me of how funny "Lars and the Real Girl" was.

Funny, and treated. a little sad how he was treated.

What are you doing in this thread, people will think you're a dirty girl... at least we'll hope so. :lol2:

Derping phone editor

Oh what a night...

I worry about you sometimes, xoB

It's an illusion, it's also a GIF, but I'm putting here because some whiner will complain anywhere else.

http://cellar.org/2017/aaillusion.gif

took about five minutes, but I get it now.

Very artistic

LIKE

Two mouths, no pot o' gold.

So, it's a nightmare, then.

War is hell...

Looks like he's being entrapped by a wiley woman with her cage-like vagina. All's fair in love and war.

Probably Viet Cong agents. Hos for Uncle Ho.

It's good to be the Queen... or Empress.

ESPN photographs of naked athletes. They don't show the naughty bits, maybe an occasional butt, but they are beautiful bodies and beautiful pictures, however someone(boss) looking over your shoulder might get the wrong idea.

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I'm disappointed none of the ladies I emailed this to were very enthusiastic. I might even consider them almost a tad hostile.:confused:

:whip:

Pay attention Guys, the Girls already know this.

I don't see the video player in the post. Is it just me; or, is the BB code outdated or is there a glitch at vimeo?

I can find it by extrapolating the url; so, I know the video exists:

https://player.vimeo.com/video/222111805

I can see it and play it, in both IE and Chrome. :confused:

Yeah, I see it when I switch to IE.

I still get zilch with Edge though which is the browser I generally use.

Strange as I don't have any filters turned on.

I saw it on chrome.

I did some research. In a nutshell, it seems UT would have to make a small change to the VIMEO BB code for it to work in Edge.

This would appear to stem from the Cellar conversion from http to https. The Cellar is secure; but, the old embed code is not. This creates a conflict for the security fussiness built into Edge.

Meanwhile, there's a small icon at the top of the Edge browser page above which the label "Blocked content" appears when the cursor is hovered over it. Clicking on it gives the option to see all content with another click. I can then watch Vimeo videos in Edge.

IAW Vimeo, the fix would be for UT to edit the Vimeo embed code and remove the "http:" part of the code (leaving "//player.vimeo.com") since Vimeo supports protocol relative URLs. That would ensure that the embed will always follow the protocol of this site, even if it changes again.

SELECTED EXCERPTS FROM VIMEO HELP FORUM

So don't use Edge. This the first I've heard of it.

It comes with Windows 10.

So does Internet Explorer. Use Internet Explorer.

Yes, but Edge does not.

After I clicked on the View all content option in Edge, I was able to view the Vimeo video in the OP. Now; however, I can also view all embedded Vimeo videos directly. It could be that Edge remembered my selection and is continuing to apply it; but, I think it more likely that UT saw this thread and changed the embed code since it would make things easier for many other viewers too.

Correct.

When I'm handed enough detail that the problem can be fixed with less than 60 seconds of my effort, I promise put in that effort.

I guess the discussions concerning the technical part of the video are more important to men that the content of the video qed :-D

That's just a cover up so nobody catches them drooling. ;)

No one should ignore the clitoris. :blush:

To do so might preclude a return engagement. :yesnod:

Lovecraft inspired Lovecrafters...

Some of those look difficult to clean.

I can't tell if that's Ted Koppel, Donald Trump, Alfred E. Neuman, or Edwin Newman.

Dishwasher safe?

The butt plug is Trump... and vice versa.

You can tell the girl on the left knows what she's doing, maybe even a certified instructor.
Hammer cocked, finger on the trigger, looking in the other direction. :rolleyes:

Be careful on dating sites, profile pictures can be misleading.;)

I've alway thought she is beautiful but first time I've seen a young Helen Mirren...

And not one of them is real... bummer. :facepalm:

Some guys say. "More than a mouthful is a waste". But I like to drown in them.

Fairly nice way to go.:rolleyes:

In the beginning...

By the way, in his graduate paper at Northwestern University, a submitted an essay titled “Sex Behavior and the U.S. Law” , where he concluded that almost every American would be in jail if all the laws against various sex acts were enforced.

Hef had roses delivered to Marilyn Monroe’s grave every day.

Initial Funding For the First Rape Kit Came from Hefner

Hefner saved the iconic ‘HOLLYWOOD’ sign, Twice.

Hefner was a champion of Black Music

Look like hood ornaments.

Mouth-watering hood ornaments.

What really caused the start of the KKK...

Just the other day I saw a giant penis, and thought 'Well, that's, that's just fine.'.[/BrianGriffin]