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Trilby 12-09-2009 01:14 PM

TW
 
where is he???

Cicero 12-09-2009 01:19 PM

Getting his campaign strategy together. Again. :)

Spexxvet 12-09-2009 01:23 PM

Grad school, getting his MBA.

zippyt 12-09-2009 02:29 PM

well as hes the Only person on my ignore list I didnt notice he was missing ,

Sundae 12-09-2009 02:43 PM

He's seeing the Mississippi Delta
Shining like a national guitar...

smoothmoniker 12-09-2009 04:37 PM

The professor is no doubt tidying up his publishing portfolio for tenure review.

SamIam 12-09-2009 05:01 PM

I think he was captured by upper management. ;)

ZenGum 12-09-2009 06:09 PM

On a distant swampy planet instructing a young man named Luke in the ancient ways.

Clodfobble 12-09-2009 06:27 PM

He's getting chelation treatments to relieve his Asperger's?

TheMercenary 12-09-2009 07:31 PM

Clawing his way to the top of management.

monster 12-09-2009 08:43 PM

I think he stuffed cicero's pens up his arse and did a runner.

PENS. Wash your mind out with soap, ya filthy bugger!

spudcon 12-09-2009 08:47 PM

He was beamed up to the mother ship.

classicman 12-09-2009 08:57 PM

He was busy working on his "85% of all problems . . ." thesis and now he is weeks behind on reading the Economist.

TheMercenary 12-09-2009 09:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by classicman (Post 616292)
... and now he is weeks behind on reading the Economist.

Yea me too. Great mag.

ZenGum 12-09-2009 09:27 PM

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classicman 12-09-2009 09:50 PM

Haggis @zen! That the unibombers place???

Hey - I wonder if he and Shaw are sharing it? Hmmmmm

ZenGum 12-09-2009 09:55 PM

Yep. I was going to name it but I figured someone would get it. :D

Urbane Guerrilla 12-09-2009 11:15 PM

You figgered right.

xoxoxoBruce 12-10-2009 01:17 AM

He's out back, changing the oil in my truck. Why do you ask?

Shawnee123 12-10-2009 07:44 AM

Just for the record, it is "unabomber" and it is short for UNiversity and Airplane Bomber.

No, I haven't been misspelling my boyfriend's stage name all this time.

And we're quite happy in this cabin, thank you very much.

classicman 12-10-2009 08:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 616372)
And we're quite happy in this cabin, thank you very much.

Pics or it never happened!

Shawnee123 12-10-2009 08:16 AM

We don't have cameras! No boats! No lights! No motorcars! Not a single luxury, huh uh.

glatt 12-10-2009 08:20 AM

That seems as primitive as can be.

xoxoxoBruce 12-10-2009 08:25 AM

But she's got internet, everything else is bourgeois.

TheMercenary 12-10-2009 08:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by classicman (Post 616311)
Haggis @zen! That the unibombers place???

Hey - I wonder if he and Shaw are sharing it? Hmmmmm

:D

toranokaze 12-10-2009 09:07 AM

It looks like a cozy little cabin great for spending some intimate time.

lookout123 12-10-2009 09:41 AM

He's gone into a deep depression that can only be solved by another Bush being elected president.

Sundae 12-10-2009 01:13 PM

Classic worked it out.
Tiger Woods, anyone?

tw 12-16-2009 06:18 PM

God called me home. Since things are finally and slowly getting better, time was available for consultation.

Meanwhile, I revisited under an alias. Posting like a wacko extremist caused even wacko extremists to become irate. However the real surprise was when I tried to show all that the naked body of a teen age conservative is truly a work of art. Instead I got banned. Oh well. So I and my good friend Pat were called back home again.

skysidhe 12-16-2009 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tw (Post 618124)
God called me home. Since things are finally and slowly getting better, time was available for consultation.

Meanwhile, I revisited under an alias. Posting like a wacko extremist caused even wacko extremists to become irate. However the real surprise was when I tried to show all that the naked body of a teen age conservative is truly a work of art. Instead I got banned. Oh well. So I and my good friend Pat were called back home again.

what does this mean? Are you saying you were emma?
and who is pat? God called you home?

classicman 12-16-2009 06:51 PM

Sky, I think Tommy was at a Christmas party and is a lil inebriated.

tw 12-16-2009 07:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by classicman (Post 618143)
Sky, I think Tommy was at a Christmas party and is a lil inebriated.

God told me he would have a hardon as soon as I posted. Sniping from his cave without anything intelligent to post - classicman. How ironic. Emma even gave him one. Which head does he use to think with? Even Scrooge would be proud of him. Merry Christmas. (Sorry that you must endure that two word insult.)

skysidhe 12-16-2009 07:59 PM

I hope he comes back and tells us about it.

The party I mean.

Cicero 12-16-2009 08:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by skysidhe (Post 618139)
what does this mean? Are you saying you were emma?
and who is pat? God called you home?

I agree with all of these questions. ditto.


TW really. Were you Emma?

tw 12-16-2009 08:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cicero (Post 618171)
TW really. Were you Emma?

Many fear looking at a naked conservative body. Why does Ann Coulter not go naked?

BTW, the egg nog at home is much better. Ask Pat when he reincarnates.

skysidhe 12-16-2009 08:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cicero (Post 618171)
I agree with all of these questions. ditto.


TW really. Were you Emma?

I didn't think I was reading too much into it but see you thought so too.

Quote:

Originally Posted by tw (Post 618173)
Many fear looking at a naked conservative body. Why does Ann Coulter not go naked.

BTW, the egg nog at home is much better.

ok don't get too weird. I'm going to have to bail.

,,,,and um.. I think it's coffee time tw. Put the nog down.

Cicero 12-16-2009 08:17 PM

Is that a yes, or no TW?


Oh yah...good to see you. If you were not Emma.

piercehawkeye45 12-16-2009 09:06 PM

I assumed the tw being Emma thing was a joke...

classicman 12-16-2009 10:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tw (Post 618166)
God told me he would have a hardon as soon as I posted. Sniping from his cave without anything intelligent to post - classicman. How ironic. Emma even gave him one. Which head does he use to think with? Even Scrooge would be proud of him. Merry Christmas. (Sorry that you must endure that two word insult.)

Man you really are a one trick pony. Coming out of mommy's basement just to attack me. What a pathetic little man you are. I know you weren't posting as Emma, but you do have at least one thing in common - you're both severely lacking in social skills.

skysidhe 12-17-2009 09:10 AM

* unspoken grumbling *

I know that is meant as a cut to TW.

More like some peoples self images are wrapped up in political affiliation or religiosity.

I'm autistic and look how wonderful I am? :P j/k

(more kidding)

I have no outer framework for self image at all and I am holding together quite perfectly.

Actually the logic of hashing a point online to to strangers to someone very bright on the autism spectrum may be too abstract to have a concrete basis or merit as in ' to what end?'

So I guess I'm not on the autism spectrum.
My posts are always on tangent.

Trilby 12-17-2009 09:16 AM

sorry. was insensitive of me.

I can really put my foot in my mouth. my apologies to sky. I'll delete it.

skysidhe 12-17-2009 09:18 AM

lol that sounds so sweet

...but I'm not upset just stuck.
I'll just untwist my panties and I'll be fine :)

edit- You did delete it. Now I feel bad if you feel bad. Don't feel bad.

SamIam 12-17-2009 09:19 AM

I missed you, TW! Remember, I'm the president of your fan club. Please don't ever desert us again or I'll cry. ;)

skysidhe 12-17-2009 09:22 AM

Sam ,I went to your profile to find the TW fan club.
How autistic is that!

SamIam 12-17-2009 09:50 AM

I haven't added it yet, but I will. Remember I only have asperger's. ;)

Shawnee123 12-17-2009 10:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SamIam (Post 618271)
I missed you, TW! Remember, I'm the president of your fan club. Please don't ever desert us again or I'll cry. ;)

I liked t-dub before it was cool!

However, this last exchange about the whole Emma thing really cooled my jets on the dude...so you can be president.

I'm highly disappointed in my tw. :right:

Urbane Guerrilla 12-24-2009 12:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tw (Post 618173)
Many fear looking at a naked conservative body. Why does Ann Coulter not go naked?

I'd look, and I'd enjoy it. If you like 'em tall and long-limbed, clearsighted and intelligent, Ann's your dish.

If you cannot understand this, you're not really living -- not as living people would call living.

And for the out-and-proud who aren't really wired to appreciate feminine charms, but who still don't mind a walk on the wild and different side -- there's always picturing Sean Hannity in just a pair of socks and a charming smile.

Undertoad 12-24-2009 05:04 AM

Of course you would enjoy it. You already suck her big hairy balls.

capnhowdy 12-24-2009 06:25 AM

OUCH!

Griff 12-24-2009 04:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undertoad (Post 620274)
Of course you would enjoy it. You already suck her big hairy balls.

oh my

Radar 12-24-2009 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tw (Post 618173)
Many fear looking at a naked conservative body. Why does Ann Coulter not go naked?

Because most people would be grossed out at seeing the saggin' tits and adam's apple of an insane and vile retard like her.

capnhowdy 12-24-2009 08:06 PM

Oh.... Its a her.

Flint 12-25-2009 12:18 AM

tw is Mr. Cool Ice

bluecuracao 12-25-2009 12:34 AM

I voted Graceland before looking at the results, and was pleasantly surprised to see that as the majority vote.

Urbane Guerrilla 12-26-2009 12:25 AM

That's it -- if Radar ever was a libertarian, he's quit. If Radar ever was sane, he's bid sanity a fond, long adieu. He is now practicing the all-too-typical Democratic unmannerliness, without any regard to either good mental hygiene or good taste. This is what the Jackass Party encourages in its adherents, and this is why I am no such. I have a superior mind to Radar's, for I can use all three IQ digits simultaneously -- and I have taste, which ol' R finds inconvenient to his self-gratification. For Radar to ever claim intellect again is a black offense against all of mankind that is not institutionalized. We shall be offended at this son of a pinniped.

UT -- zip it. Your damnfoolishness is dangling out, along with a few unsupported prejudices. That is not as it should be.

Radar 12-26-2009 09:47 AM

UG's just mad that he got caught jerking off to a foul mouthed, retarded, tranny and he's mad that I'm a libertarian while he is not, that my intellect dwarfs his own, that I'm morally and socially superior to him, and that I'm living a better life than he can even dream of. :)

He's an angry, bitter, lonely, loser with an inflated ego and he hates it when I point out his stupidity and hypocrisy so often.

Shawnee123 12-26-2009 09:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Urbane Guerrilla (Post 620617)
That's it -- if Radar ever was a libertarian, he's quit. If Radar ever was sane, he's bid sanity a fond, long adieu. He is now practicing the all-too-typical Democratic unmannerliness, without any regard to either good mental hygiene or good taste. This is what the Jackass Party encourages in its adherents, and this is why I am no such. I have a superior mind to Radar's, for I can use all three IQ digits simultaneously -- and I have taste, which ol' R finds inconvenient to his self-gratification. For Radar to ever claim intellect again is a black offense against all of mankind that is not institutionalized. We shall be offended at this son of a pinniped.

UT -- zip it. Your damnfoolishness is dangling out, along with a few unsupported prejudices. That is not as it should be.

Hahahaha...radar is not a libertarian because he thinks Ann Coulters looks rode hard and put away wet? Wow...this is the logic you possess that we are supposed to strive for, to be a better person, a person like you?

Though this "good taste" of which you speak is partially in the eye of the beholder, it takes a lot of squinting and a real need to sound refined to call a pile of shit "good mental hygiene."

Seriously, um...ew.

Radar 12-26-2009 10:58 AM

Thanks Shawnee. She looks more than a little like a man, and acts nothing like a real woman. She's got man hands, and an adam's apple. She's a tranny. It's no wonder UG likes Man Coulter so much.





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classicman 12-26-2009 10:11 PM

http://livewrongandprosper.com Nice site radar

HA HA HA HA

Radar 12-26-2009 10:29 PM

Came up on a google image search, but Man Coulter's adams apple and man hands are well known. That particular photo is on many sites.


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