Worst Smell in the World
 

Human Puke. No Contest.

Go ahead, I dare you to disagree. :lol:

Even my pediatric oncologist nurse friend agrees with me -she say's she'll take the poop over the puke any day.

I'm hard of smelling. :(

well then get your arse over here and come and do my laundry!

I'm also hard of cleaning. :(

The smell of puffball steaks that have been strung up to dry.

After a few days, it's the worst smell i have ever smelt. Put me off mushrooms for years after. And no, I cannot recall now why Dad was drying said steaks of puffball mushroom, but there ya go.

the smell of DEATH is pretty horrifying...

and cooked cauliflower. And broccoli.

yeeeech.

Oh, when my dad would eat limburger cheese. I'm like "how in the world can you STAND that?"

What if I died choking on a breath mint? Or hung by a sachet? Or drowned in Elizabeth Taylor's White Diamonds? Or burned to death by incense? :p:

My stepsons socks. Even after years of trying, I still cant get him to effin change his socks.

Puke, mixed with rotten eggs, put into a smelly sock, burried under a chicken coup for a month, then sprayed by a skunk.

that could win, spex.... if we maybe make it a dead skunk?

NO. You forgot the limburger.

Puked limburger

There's only one thing worse than the smell of puke, and that's the smell of somebody else's puke on you.

omg I can't even read this thread without smelling it. *it's all in my head it's all in my head...*

And puke is even a nasty sounding word. Barf doesn't sound so bad. Regurgitation doesn't sound great, but it doesn't sound like puke. Don't even get me started on vomit. :lol:

Chunder

Clam Chunder. Is it just me or does parmesan smell like puke?

Chunder Chowder?

The Chunder Down Under?

Chunderstorm?

Chunderstorm! I like. It was so a chunderstorm from Hebe on Weds. Hector's was more of a chunderground river. Can't wait to see what's in store for Thor... :rolleyes:

Geez great minds with the CHOWWWWWder.

Yeah, parmesan stinks. Some things only smell like the stuff the janitor used to clean up chunder in elementary school.

Bleck ptooey poo....

Hurl.

That's the best word for it. Sounds like it is.

Sing lunch
drive the porcelain bus
technicolor yawn

six months unwashed homeless dude who takes his shoes off ... that both beats AND causes puke.

sniveling puke and the smell of fear

Death. The unconquerable foe. In all its many fashions, the smell of death is, and always shall be, unmistakable and definitive.

be warned
 

this WAS a rat , Was being the Operative word here ,
Though I do have an Industrial Nose that turns Off Real fast when things are Nasty

yucky zippyt

We are nose deep in a puke fest here at the house.

It's fun isn't it. My washing machine refused to clean the stuff the first time around. I nearly barfed into it while wiping out the debris

When I left for PT this morning all that was coming up from the inch was yellow bile. He is still hurling several hours later. The washing machine has been going non stop. The MM is laughing and cheery and then gets this trembling lip about two seconds before she hurls all over everywhere with no thought towards directing her output...

I didn't even realize she was still sick.

The smell up pus from my hydritinitas has got to be the worst smell in the world.

60% of the time, it works every time

"Sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker..."

Hah! Thanks for reminding me of that, that's some funny shit.

Necrotic tissue in a bed sore wound, right next to some old lady's nasty butthole and yeast infected vag that hasn't been cleaned since who knows when. Only thing in this business that has me close to gagging. My. God.

oh. that's. just. totally. wrong.

dead body. festering human body for a few days still is on top of my list.

Nursing homes are disgusting. People just wallowing in their own filth as they wait to die.

This is what I'm talking about. Sterile version:
http://s3.amazonaws.com/readers/2010...ers550ab_1.jpg

Real life: **NSFW**

Very sterile version :)

That's fucking horrific.

Bedsores amongst high dependency patients and the elderly is something our health authority is trying to get a handle on at the moment. The team that are looking at the issue did a presentation for us at scrutiny panel.

As for the smell of death, it depends on how long the body has been out in the open and how hot is the day.

Necrotizing fasciitis or days old death.

A few years before my dad passed away we were out on a spring walk and just chatting about this and that. I remarked on the smell of the air in spring and how I had just watched a science program about how our memory is more closely linked to our sense of smell than our vision. The program explained that a smell can recall more distant memories than a picture can.

My dad, who fought in the Pacific theater in WWII and never, ever, talked about his combat experience in my whole life said, "Yeah, I know what you mean. You'll never forget the smell of hundreds of bodies left out in the tropical sun for days because you didn't have time to bury them all."

That was all he ever said to me about his combat experience in the war.

Damn.

The inside of my left rubber glove smells like something died in it. :( Not the worst smell in the world, but gets an honorable mention in Bad Smells Weekly.

Good Lord, Bullitt! I think that is why I smoke. I don't WANT to live to be 80 something.

Probably deadness smells worse than anything.

Someone else's belly button smell is pretty gag-worthy.
I know.

One of the student nurses I worked with chased me around the pub with it, because she knew how easy it was to make me retch.

I guess the smell of dog shit in the basement doesn't measure up to that.

btw Vomit is not a problem for me, but the afore mention dog a poopey induces the vomit which doesn't smell as bad as the dog doo which induces the vomit.

she chased you around the pub with someone else's belly button?

No :)
She rubbed her finger in her own belly button and tried to get me to smell it.
After a five hour shift.

Now, knowing how mine can smell if I dig deep enough, it was the thought that made me gag.

Gross. I hate belly buttons. blech ptooey

Belly buttons should be shot.