celebtrity bang list
this has probably been done, but I didn't see it, so....
What 5 celebrities would you put on your " my spouse has to let me have sex with this person if i have the chance" list? In order of your preference if they all were available at the same time. if you're single, just assume you will eventually be married, and you'll need this list. |
I think posting a list like that will get me in deep trouble with HP. I already am having a hard time forgetting the one "Orlando Bloom is sexy" comment I made months ago. Every time I want to watch LOTR or Pirates of the Caribbean I get reminded of the folly I made in making that comment.
Sheesh men, you make one little comment and they wont let you live it down. Oh wait thats women.. nevermind. |
So you already have two. It's just three more!
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i was a feared of that. just don;t question HP's "integrity" and you'll be fine ;)
Maybe if he sees other people's lists, he won;t be so rough on ya. I'm having trouble coming up with one......but i will put one up eventually |
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Sandra Bullock Julia Roberts Charlize Theron Jennifer Connelly Rebecca Romijn-Stamos Sarah Jessica Parker Jennifer Garner Natasha Henstridge Peta Wilson Sarah Michelle Gellar Oh wait was I suppose to be coming up with a male list for me? Sorry... carry on. |
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darryl hanna michell pfeiffer tori amos jewel sinaed O'connor edit: honorable mention: gwen stefani |
We have a one celebrity coupon here. Pete can do Brad Pitt and I can hook up with Halle Berry. I suspect, however, that Orlando Bloom may be supplanting Mr. Pitt. He better get off his can and make another movie.
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Brig's list will do for me.
and do and do and do |
Oops, Pete informs me that Faramir, one David Wenham is now the man. I'm thinking of dumping Halle as well but I don't have anyone qued up.
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Janet Jackson
Nikki Cox Halle Berry Jill Scott Shannon Elizabeth |
Perhaps these would do tonight...
Elvis Costello Richard Coyle Paul Rudd Billie Joe Armstrong (I dunno, he just is) Sheldon Souray |
Hmmmm. I'm sure there's something to be learned from psychoanalyzing these lists.
Emma Thompson Jodie Foster Winona Ryder Kirsten Dunst Nikki Cox Honorable mention: (As long as we're dealing in fantasies, why stop with 5????) Eliza Dushku Rose McGowan Ally Sheedy |
Bush's daughter
Stella McCartney Jade Jagger Paris Hilton The other one Tell all book to follow |
Five, eh?
Johnny Depp David Bowie Jason Isaacs (but only with the Hook wig on) (in the grand tradition of "nah, leave 'em on..what the fuck, I'm paying for it!") Jennifer Beals Catherine Zeta-Jones (edited to add: Christopher Walken will always, however, be welcome in my cabana *any* time) |
1. unbeatable number one: JOHN TRAVOLTA
2. Heath Ledger 3. I dunno his name but he played Aiden in "Sex and the city" 4. Robbie Williams. 5. Prince William |
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Lessee...
Elle MacPherson Lauren Holly (if I could get her to go back to her "Picket Fences" redheaded look) Kate Winslet Christina Ricci Diane Lane In a pinch, Janeane Garofalo could bump one of those five off the list. And if I had a time machine and could go back a couple of decades, Diana Rigg and Tuesday Weld. In a heartbeat. |
denzel washington
jackie chan (man can he move) mel gibson michael clarke duncan adrian paul |
If none of them smoked this would be my list:
Catherine Zeta-Jones Halle Berry Laetitia Casta (Model) Cameron Diaz Sandra Bullock All of these women are gorgeous to look at. But my nose is sensitive and I think smoking stinks. So, this is my real list: Halle Berry Kirsten Dunst Rene Russo |
In addition to many of those listed
Selma Hayek Penelope Cruz (she just keeps popping out at me on IMDB) Kristen Davis |
Top 5(at the moment)
Kelly Hu Jessica Alba Brooke Burke Salma Hayek Charlize Theron Honorable Mention Renée Zellweger Keira Knightley Rachael Leigh Cook Kylie Minogue Jennifer Connely Toni Braxton Anna Kournikova Nikki Cox Don't find attractive Jennifer Lopez Pam Anderson Carmen Electra (Only because I know she was with Dennis Rodman) Liv Tyler Julia Roberts
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johnny depp
ll cool j jack white leonardo di caprio brad pit |
Liv Tyler, she must wear the elven ears and I have to put her old man outa mind.
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Dave Matthews
Rodney Grant Djimon Hounsou Mel Gibson young(er) Robert Plant |
perth's list
Since he hasn't posted it yet, I am going to post it for him and see if I get it right:
Heather Graham Parker Posey Halle Berry Biancee Knowles (from the 3rd Austin Powers) Audrey Tautou (The woman who plays the lead in Amelie) Thats probably in the wrong order and I am sure there was a redhead in there somewhere, but we'll see what he says. |
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I was gonna, but i didnt want t piss jinx off
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I'm sure it would come as a great surprise to her.
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Yeah. I'm shocked.
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yeah, she'd be 1st on my list, but she's not famous. yet
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Somebody's gonna be sleeping on the couch tonight...
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Yup, it's all fun and games 'til somebody has to sleep on the fucking couch.
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And I bet the one person that won't fall for his bullshit sales tactics whatsoever is jinx.
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She does have a kind of "don't fuck with me" look. And I'm curious...are you two like in the same house right now, on 2 different PC's or something....it just seems odd both of you on at the same time.
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we do have 2 pc's, but when ii'm home, we usually just share hers. i have all my games and porn on mine, so it is upstairs. jinx's is right in the living room. oh, and it's not just a look...don;t fuck with her. |
If you're gonna hang out on the internet why the fuck go to work in the first place?
And for what it's worth...after scanning 600 pics into the PC, I'm now ripping 130 cds...this is mind numbing stuff...but hell, it's Wisconsin in January, what the hell else to do? Oh yes, and beer drinking....I'm doing some serious power drinking. |
And eating cheese right? You CAN'T forget the cheese!
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Yeah, a cheese sandwich, bratwurst on top...no bread, drinkin Old 'Mil, hey der?
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*goes to grab his bottle of Penn Dutch Egg Nog* |
i'm the most honest person in the dealership.
i'm the last one they see and routinely burst bubbles that the salesmen have created...... the finance department is the "brakes" of a dealership. " I know they quoted you 5.9%, but you do not qualify for that rate, sir. The best we can do for you on this car is 8.9%, please sign here" what fun. if not for jinx, i'd be living in my own filth, i'm sure..... have to give her credit for the beautiful house, and the kids' good looks, too. i'm just a good earner. |
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Awww hell, didn't intend to hijack this thread, so:
1) Shania 2) Halle Berry (only if she'd agree to do my wife too ;-) 3) Nikki Cox 4) Any ice skater 5) The everyone love raymond chick...or the home improvement wife, or both. |
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and i'm sorry, but i wouldn't F mrs tool time with sycamore's tiny little d**k |
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Sure Tanya, that's what the old milwaukee's for, and the paper bag it comes in.
And I was just jerking your chain earlier....You're an exceptionaly (sp? damn beer!) honest looking gentleman. I'd finance with you any day. |
And you would know about my dick how?
You know who I completely forgot about? --Mariah Carey: I've been in love with her since I was 14 --Leah Remini: Something about her...meeeow! |
Mariah....eewwww, skanky skank.
Leah, ya, there is something about her....would have to have a mute button tho. |
Scene: A camping trip with my Explorer post back in 1990. One of the leaders from another post apparently has the hots for our Advisor.
Advisor: I might fuck her if she had a bag over her head. A member of our post: Paper or plastic? (EDIT: Remembered it incorrectly...might still have it wrong...I'm paraphrasing here. It's been 14 years...but the "paper or plastic" comment was a running joke in the post for quite some time.) |
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Mariah is so beautiful...except for her talking voice. Gyah! |
A three bagger?
One for you, one for her, and one for anyone that has to watch it? |
Mariah is not that beautiful, cmon man, take away the great rack and whaddiyoogot??
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A nice face and a nice body...whoo baby!
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