Weather Haiku!
 

A rare day of low
Humidity and the wind
Chimes blowing about

The sky! So much blue --
Walking to my next meeting
Cool breeze and warm sun.

My children are wet
The skies have not yet opened
but the waterpark.

Tornadoes suck. Lots.
And then regurgitate. Lots
Whores are more discrete.

Whores may be discreet
But there's wet on the city
Street where I am now.

Rain rain go away
Come again some other day
This is the suxxor.

Rain falls from the sky
Dismal, depressing it is
Rather be at home

Radar map is green
Light Green Dark Green in between
Gone come tomorrow

Huge thunderstorms at
Three in the goddamned morning
Do not help me sleep.

Hot and wet works if
you're with a lady, but it
sucks in Michgan

wow put monsters thoughts in haiku and the world makes sense again.
Very nice! Nicely done anyway


barn swallows gather
huddling under the eave
waiting for the worm

undependable
certainly spring is absurd
blinking from the sun and rain

uniform small clouds
white ringed in grey fades away
blue skies will prevail

It's raining buckets
And plash, plash, plash, open your
Pink umbrella now!

Rain on the windshield
With camera flash, obscures
Photo I've been planning

Monsoon season starts
with rain, with rain, with rain, more
Rain, rain, lots more rain.

Daily drizzle drains
dermal dryness directly.
Precipitation.

Jesus burning down
Due to lightning strike at night
Zeus laughs and says p0wned!

This cold Cloud could scoff
Thunder echoes in her cough
Pollen blown aloft

Moon, at night, doth glow
The wet air wraps around me
Closer than my skin

High humidity
Wet air washes over me.
Saturation reached.

Sunny winters day
rain is low yet rivers flow
twice-reversed clime

Winters?

Zen is in OZ.


Here's todays weather haiku from Ohio -

Hot Hot Hot Hot Hot
Hot Hot Hot Hot Hot Hot Hot
Hot Hot Hot HuMid.

Rumble holy shit
water glass ripples gently
was that a quake?

Zen is the wizard of OZ, and he rarely makes a grammatical error.

tornado sirens
and an earthquake earlier
sinners repent now

Please define sinners
I don't know what you're saying
A drawing might help

Even He knows not
the saved from the damned
In sooth, we art screwed.

Ninety-three million miles off
Hydrogen fusion
I am melting here

Dry paper towels
discreetly soak up my sweat
when I get to work

glatt doesn't know that
towels are not that discreet and
His cow orker nose.

blue sky and sunshine
give lie to last night's storm and
tornado touchdown

Today crystal blue
Air and sunshine are blessings
From a happy god.

I can see your crack
As you light up my night sky
with your thunderstorm

what night sky? sez me
It's only six thirty, girl!
Silly monster-girl!

If it's six-thirty
It's dark somewhere -like England
Where they're all on crack.

FTW! sez me... :lol:

hilarious! Good work you two.

FTW
Maybe it's FuckTards Weekly
Competes with The Globe?

me an' monnie is poets! :)

an' Briann' an' I know its!

lead me to the pool
It's hot sunny and blue-skied
Stuff this haiku lark

Weather is always
bright white cool and cubical
in my little box

That's the saddest thing I've read all day.

Whether the weather
Is good or bad matters not
to the post-sale guys

Hot hot hot hot hot
At least until October
Fucking kill me now

This early in the
day and all the awful heat
steams up from my skin

In this heat I wish
I was a frog in a pool
Cool submerged living

Not a taliban
frog - coz UT says monkeys
will butt f*uck them - ouch!

holy fucking shit
it's hotter than fuck
My pussy is melting

winner.

Sprinkles of rain dot
Steaming asphalt during the
Dog Days of Summer

The weather is fine
the humidity is not
nor that its monday

Oh Wow! Oh my God!
A double rainbow, Full On.
Whoa, that's so intense.

Flash flood watch
turns to warning
Behind the long night
sleeps the morning

We saw a double
Rainbow -all the way across
And camped in lightning.