celebtrity bang list
 

this has probably been done, but I didn't see it, so....


What 5 celebrities would you put on your " my spouse has to let me have sex with this person if i have the chance" list? In order of your preference if they all were available at the same time. if you're single, just assume you will eventually be married, and you'll need this list.

I think posting a list like that will get me in deep trouble with HP. I already am having a hard time forgetting the one "Orlando Bloom is sexy" comment I made months ago. Every time I want to watch LOTR or Pirates of the Caribbean I get reminded of the folly I made in making that comment.
Sheesh men, you make one little comment and they wont let you live it down. Oh wait thats women.. nevermind.

So you already have two. It's just three more!

i was a feared of that. just don;t question HP's "integrity" and you'll be fine ;)


Maybe if he sees other people's lists, he won;t be so rough on ya.

I'm having trouble coming up with one......but i will put one up eventually

(in no paticular order)
Sandra Bullock
Julia Roberts
Charlize Theron
Jennifer Connelly
Rebecca Romijn-Stamos
Sarah Jessica Parker
Jennifer Garner
Natasha Henstridge
Peta Wilson
Sarah Michelle Gellar

Oh wait was I suppose to be coming up with a male list for me? Sorry... carry on.

umm.....

darryl hanna
michell pfeiffer
tori amos
jewel
sinaed O'connor


edit:
honorable mention:

gwen stefani

We have a one celebrity coupon here. Pete can do Brad Pitt and I can hook up with Halle Berry. I suspect, however, that Orlando Bloom may be supplanting Mr. Pitt. He better get off his can and make another movie.

Brig's list will do for me.

and do and do and do

Oops, Pete informs me that Faramir, one David Wenham is now the man. I'm thinking of dumping Halle as well but I don't have anyone qued up.

Janet Jackson
Nikki Cox
Halle Berry
Jill Scott
Shannon Elizabeth

Perhaps these would do tonight...

Elvis Costello
Richard Coyle
Paul Rudd
Billie Joe Armstrong (I dunno, he just is)
Sheldon Souray

Hmmmm. I'm sure there's something to be learned from psychoanalyzing these lists.

Emma Thompson
Jodie Foster
Winona Ryder
Kirsten Dunst
Nikki Cox


Honorable mention: (As long as we're dealing in fantasies, why stop with 5????)
Eliza Dushku
Rose McGowan
Ally Sheedy

Bush's daughter
Stella McCartney
Jade Jagger
Paris Hilton
The other one

Tell all book to follow

Five, eh?

Johnny Depp
David Bowie
Jason Isaacs (but only with the Hook wig on) (in the grand tradition of "nah, leave 'em on..what the fuck, I'm paying for it!")
Jennifer Beals
Catherine Zeta-Jones

(edited to add: Christopher Walken will always, however, be welcome in my cabana *any* time)

1. unbeatable number one: JOHN TRAVOLTA
2. Heath Ledger
3. I dunno his name but he played Aiden in "Sex and the city"
4. Robbie Williams.
5. Prince William

That would be John Corbett.

YES! he is such a heart melting cutie!!

:girlie sigh:

Lurve you too, stud man. http://tragickingdom.net/images/smilies/kiss.gif

http://tragickingdom.net/images/gwen-02a.jpg

Lessee...

Elle MacPherson
Lauren Holly (if I could get her to go back to her "Picket Fences" redheaded look)
Kate Winslet
Christina Ricci
Diane Lane

In a pinch, Janeane Garofalo could bump one of those five off the list.

And if I had a time machine and could go back a couple of decades, Diana Rigg and Tuesday Weld. In a heartbeat.

denzel washington
jackie chan (man can he move)
mel gibson
michael clarke duncan
adrian paul

If none of them smoked this would be my list:
Catherine Zeta-Jones
Halle Berry
Laetitia Casta (Model)
Cameron Diaz
Sandra Bullock

All of these women are gorgeous to look at. But my nose is sensitive and I think smoking stinks.

So, this is my real list:

Halle Berry
Kirsten Dunst
Rene Russo

In addition to many of those listed

Selma Hayek
Penelope Cruz (she just keeps popping out at me on IMDB)
Kristen Davis

Top 5(at the moment)
Kelly Hu
Jessica Alba
Brooke Burke
Salma Hayek
Charlize Theron

Honorable Mention
Renée Zellweger
Keira Knightley
Rachael Leigh Cook
Kylie Minogue
Jennifer Connely
Toni Braxton
Anna Kournikova
Nikki Cox

Don't find attractive
Jennifer Lopez
Pam Anderson
Carmen Electra (Only because I know she was with Dennis Rodman)
Liv Tyler
Julia Roberts

• - NOTE: This list may change at any time without notice and only reflects those on the top of my head.....as it were.

johnny depp
ll cool j
jack white
leonardo di caprio
brad pit

Liv Tyler, she must wear the elven ears and I have to put her old man outa mind.

Dave Matthews
Rodney Grant
Djimon Hounsou
Mel Gibson
young(er) Robert Plant

perth's list
 

Since he hasn't posted it yet, I am going to post it for him and see if I get it right:

Heather Graham
Parker Posey
Halle Berry
Biancee Knowles (from the 3rd Austin Powers)
Audrey Tautou (The woman who plays the lead in Amelie)

Thats probably in the wrong order and I am sure there was a redhead in there somewhere, but we'll see what he says.

Oh hell, since noone else is going to say it......yes we guys dig this, really.

I was gonna, but i didnt want t piss jinx off

I'm sure it would come as a great surprise to her.

Yeah. I'm shocked.

LOL....well we saw the pictures you posted and we dig Jinx too ;-)

:blush:

yeah, she'd be 1st on my list, but she's not famous. yet

:vomit:

Somebody's gonna be sleeping on the couch tonight...

Yup, it's all fun and games 'til somebody has to sleep on the fucking couch.

And I bet the one person that won't fall for his bullshit sales tactics whatsoever is jinx.

She does have a kind of "don't fuck with me" look. And I'm curious...are you two like in the same house right now, on 2 different PC's or something....it just seems odd both of you on at the same time.

you were just looking for an excuse to use that smiley, weren't ya?

no, i work saturdays refining my bullshit sales tactics.

we do have 2 pc's, but when ii'm home, we usually just share hers. i have all my games and porn on mine, so it is upstairs. jinx's is right in the living room.

oh, and it's not just a look...don;t fuck with her.

If you're gonna hang out on the internet why the fuck go to work in the first place?

And for what it's worth...after scanning 600 pics into the PC, I'm now ripping 130 cds...this is mind numbing stuff...but hell, it's Wisconsin in January, what the hell else to do? Oh yes, and beer drinking....I'm doing some serious power drinking.

And eating cheese right? You CAN'T forget the cheese!

Wow...you actually have to work on those? I thought those were innate...

Yeah, a cheese sandwich, bratwurst on top...no bread, drinkin Old 'Mil, hey der?

Does look like a slippery fucker don't he? ;-) Got a nice house, beautiful wife and adorable kids tho...car business must be good indeed. Maybe I should work Saturdays?

Nah...working Saturdays is overrated.

*goes to grab his bottle of Penn Dutch Egg Nog*

i'm the most honest person in the dealership.

i'm the last one they see and routinely burst bubbles that the salesmen have created......

the finance department is the "brakes" of a dealership.

" I know they quoted you 5.9%, but you do not qualify for that rate, sir. The best we can do for you on this car is 8.9%, please sign here"

what fun.

if not for jinx, i'd be living in my own filth, i'm sure.....

have to give her credit for the beautiful house, and the kids' good looks, too.

i'm just a good earner.

Isn't it awful that he even tries that shit at home? Morally repugnant I say....

Awww hell, didn't intend to hijack this thread, so:

1) Shania
2) Halle Berry (only if she'd agree to do my wife too ;-)
3) Nikki Cox
4) Any ice skater
5) The everyone love raymond chick...or the home improvement wife, or both.

even tanya harding?


and i'm sorry, but i wouldn't F mrs tool time with sycamore's tiny little d**k

yo u know you love it. so you have to wear hip waders once in a while, it's the thought that counts. honey, YOU ...ARE....my shining star........blah blah blah bla-blah....

Sure Tanya, that's what the old milwaukee's for, and the paper bag it comes in.

And I was just jerking your chain earlier....You're an exceptionaly (sp? damn beer!) honest looking gentleman. I'd finance with you any day.

And you would know about my dick how?

You know who I completely forgot about?

--Mariah Carey: I've been in love with her since I was 14
--Leah Remini: Something about her...meeeow!

Mariah....eewwww, skanky skank.

Leah, ya, there is something about her....would have to have a mute button tho.

Scene: A camping trip with my Explorer post back in 1990. One of the leaders from another post apparently has the hots for our Advisor.

Advisor: I might fuck her if she had a bag over her head.

A member of our post: Paper or plastic?

(EDIT: Remembered it incorrectly...might still have it wrong...I'm paraphrasing here. It's been 14 years...but the "paper or plastic" comment was a running joke in the post for quite some time.)

I think that's just an act. She's like the girl in high school who was always trying to show off her cleavage, but hadn't made it past first base.

Mariah is so beautiful...except for her talking voice. Gyah!

A three bagger?

One for you, one for her, and one for anyone that has to watch it?

Mariah is not that beautiful, cmon man, take away the great rack and whaddiyoogot??

A nice face and a nice body...whoo baby!

BRUCE TOLD ME