You guys are boring
 

You used to entertain me with your antics, but now everyone just gets along and there's not many new people coming in. I know we go through these phases...but please, I need the distraction!

DO SOMETHING!!!

I guess I could start a fight with somebody, but I don't know who.

Oh! Oh!


Me!

Let's me and you kick off...




Wanker

Only a limey twat with bad teeth and boiled cuisine would insult someone so simplistically. :rolleyes:

Who are you calling a twat????!!!!!!


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Only a food nerd would criticize someone's cuisine, you stank tramp.

:lol: You guys are funny. Seriously, I'm always afraid of offending someone. Maybe we're all just too polite. We should act more like a family. You know, just say what's on our minds, screw modesty, politeness, afraid of hurt feelings. Okay, well, then we'll all hate each other. :p:

Only someone with a lower limb deformity would criticise the way someone tramps, you pedantic poltroon!


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Discussion topic:

Which male Cellarite would you guys think would be the perfect match for me and why?

And who would be the worst so I know who I can just fuck and toss. LOL

Pretty sure grav would be the worst. I will start there and work my way back. Will let you know tomorrow. :)

You fondant-encrusted, gin-stained trollop. You (nor Sheldon) have not the faintest clue as to how awesome my ass would be, if it were available.

It would be quite awesome is where I'm going, here, that's kinda the point I'm making.

Also, Limey's a knitwit.

Your ass doesn't have to be available. It just has to be open. :D

That's OK. I can google an alternate route. Muahahahaha!!!!

Thanks for the authorization. I wasn't planning on using that much force but a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do. :D

Well how about I use one of your excess organisms? :bolt:

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Ya know, when she said we were boring, she didn't mean each other.

:lol:

So. Waittaminnit! I'm an afterthought in all this ..... ?


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I proposed to Carruthers the other day.
And was knocked back.

So I went to Leeds and rode a giant cock AND sent Lime a photo with no response .
I mean, seriously, what's a girl to do to be interesting round here?

I think it's something intangible. I definitely don't know what it is. I doubt anyone would even notice if I stopped posting. haha

I would

I would, especially if I don't see anymore cake pictures.

You ladies are too kind.

I think Sheldon would fit nicely in tw. His ass is cockprone.

And maybe sycamore. I'm pretty sure he's had a cock in his mouth.

Ali, you look like you have bad breath.

I do sometimes.

Sigh. I thought you wanted a tussle. Women.

Not quite. It's just that I'm still not sure about the 'companionate' bit.

Well, it's in a chap's own best interests, isn't it?. ;)

I think it was foot that had the excess organisms (to share/spare). ;)

As for Sheldon, I think he should propose to/proposition more men here than just grav. What about LJ? What about Bruce? Won't the rest of the guys feel left out?

Line 'em up. :-)

Why ain't Shel the one getting plugged? He's the gay. Why I gotta get stabbed in the chili ring?:eyebrow:

ETA: Don't get me wrong, here. I might try teh gayness, if it wasn't for all that butt-fucking, and cock-mouthing.

And the guy-kissing...ugh, the guy-kissing. How do ya keep the beards from tangling, btw?

the beards are caked with man-goo, therefore, they don't tangle.

My ass has gotten so fat he couldn't reach the hole. :rolleyes:

Same here!! (NSFW lyrics)

Personally I like my vag.
It's like a special flower. Tastes okay too.

Not so keen on other women's, but I've been there and it's like not all EURGH!

I do appreciate it's a comedy song though.
And I agree I prefer a bit of cock.

You underestimate me, Sir. :D

Don't knock it until ya try it, boys!


At first I was lie, ewwww!

Then I was like, hmmmmm!

then I was like, oooooOOOOOOhhhhhh!


and I got pix ta PROVE it, but I ain't sharin'!

Thank you so much.

[j/k]

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