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Retitle a mainstream movie into its porn version
As I was composing my new user sig, I came up with the idea for a funny game.
A mainstream movie is being remade into a porno version, and your job is to come up with a title for it (pun intended). For example: "Midnight Cow" "Fannie Hall" "Man Havin'" "The Carpetmunchers" "She Took Out Her Bridge On The River Kwai" ~shudder~ I'm sure you can come up with some good ones. |
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"Behind the Green Mile"
"The Buns of Navarone" "The Bitches of Eastwick" "Natural Born Fuckers" "I Am Curious, Yellow Submarine" |
"The Pink Inches"
"The Bare Bitch Project" "Good Will Humping" "A Few Good Men (And Then A Few More)" "Vaginal Treasure" "Bridget's Jones" "The Honey Pit" "Fagnet" "Turner & Cooch" (alt. "Turn In Her Cooch") "Bigger Than This Guy" (obscure, original title: "Bigger Than the Sky") "Touched By My Uncle" "Boy Eats Girl" "Boys Don't Cry (When Penetrated)" And also, Happy Scrappy, Power Pup.... |
Schindler's Fist
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"Foreskin Gump" or "Forrest Hump"
"Jurassic Pork" "A Penis Runs Through It" "Drilling Miss Daisy" "White Men Can't Hump" (or can they?) "The Big Chubb-owski" (ok, a bit lame, but) "American History Sex" "The Italian [Blow] Job" "The School of Cock" "Cold Mountin'" "A Schlong Came [in] Polly" "Sperminator 3: Rise of my ween" |
One of the more obvious ones: "Lord of the Cock RIng"
Some don't need to be changed at all, like "Lethal Weapon" |
Cartoons:
Lilo's a Bitch The Little Spermaid Sucking Beauty The Road to El Whorado I'd do more, but I have to leave. |
indickpendence day
star whores -return of the bed-I -the empire likes black top gunt |
Going through the pile of to be watched DVDs next to my bed ...
The Legend of Whore House The Funsuckables Dances with Whores SEX 11" 38" (The penis and chest measurements of THX and LUH, respectively) Triumph of the Wills (a story of the gay conquests of young Prince William in his English Public School) Willy Jerk Free Willy already works as a porn title, I don't see a need to change that one. |
The DomanaMatrix
The Bridges of Masochism County Harry and Tantric Lithsome Weapon Father "knows" Betsy (and Julie, and Mary, and Susie and ...) |
The Remains of the Lay
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The Shaft
The Pussy from Outer Space Remember the Titties Charlotte's Bed Captain Rod The Gods Must Be Horny Cool Cummings And a few that don't need renaming: Crimson Tide Gay Pur-ee SpaceBalls Batteries Not Included The New Guy |
The Harry Potter one reminded me of this gem from bash.org
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Another one that doesn't need renaming: Snatch
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A title used for a mainstream movie and a porn flick: Sticky Fingers
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Never forget Indiana Joan and the Temple of Mamoo and the Madam's Family.
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Or Indiana Moans and the Fast Puss-ate.
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Haaa.. these a great! You guys ROCK!
"Hope and Glory Hole" "The Man Chewin' Candidate" "The Jizzer of OZ" |
The Joy Suck Club ... extra hot asian girl on girl action.
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The Joy Fuck Club
Pulp Fucktion Labiarinth Dawn of the Head Divine Secrets of the Ta-Ta Sisterhood |
"The Philadelphia Horny"
"Psycho Bitch" "I Am A Fugitive From A Chain Gang Rape" "In Like Larry Flynt" "The President's Urologist" |
I believe on the oldWaffle BBS version of The Cellar, there was a similar thread with a fisting theme ("A Very Brady Fisting", etc.). (Don't ask how this got started; I don't remembers . . . but I'm sure you had to be there.)
My entry was, "Dr. Strangelove: Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Fist." Somebody else immediately posted that I should have made it "Dr. Strangeglove." I'm having trouble coming up with a new one... I keep thinking of titles that are already suggestive... Jawbreaker... Ed Wood.... Bring it On.... Oh, wait, I got one... "Erection" |
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What, big boy, you don't believe in truth in advertising?
Imagine how the computer maker felt when he realized the sales impact. |
Thinking of the Classics...
The Great Dicktator A Cockwork Orange Full Metal Jackoff The Queer Hunter Been Her (Ben Hur) GladHeAteHer (Gladiator) All The President's Semen (All the President's Men) Who's Afraid of Vagina Wolf? The Sperminator (The Terminator) |
Classic TV Cartoons this time...
Deputy Dawgstyle Heckyl and Jerkoff The Rocky and Bulldyke Show Quick Drop McDrawers Pooney Tunes The Clitstones Dudley DoMeRight of the Canadian Mounting Police Bumby and PokeMe Johnny Sucko Suckle Hairy Hounds Yogi's Bare Beanie Loves Cecil This is the most immature thing I've done in years. Its great! |
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