Lines from cartoons Art imitating life.
 

"Ten thousand years in the Cave of Wonders oughta chill him out!"
- Genie




"I am a Bear of Very Little Brain, and long words bother me."
Winnie The Poo

"Run for the hills, folks, or you'll be up to your armpits in Martians!" - Bugs Bunny

"I may be a little coward, but I'm a *greeeedy* little coward." - Daffy Duck

"Stop steamin' up my tail! What're ya tryin' to do? Wrinkle it?" - Bugs Bunny

"Don't go up there. It's dark." - Bugs Bunny

"When I sez whoa! (BAM!!!)...I means WHOA!!!" - Yosemite Sam

"Hep! Hep! Deputy Dawg! I'm a-sinkin' in the crick mud!" - Muskie Muskrat

"I'll do the thinnin' around here, BabaLouie!" - Quick Draw McGraw

"Jane! Stop this crazy thing! Jaaaannneeee!!!" - George Jetson

"I don't have low self-esteem . . . . I have low esteem for everyone else." -- Daria

There are my all time favorites, I still rofl everytime I see Yosemite doing that last one!!!

"You're cut too shhhush-ie"- Homer

"You know what? I'm the hero..." - Droopy Dog

"You have made me very angry -- very angry indeed."

"Oh dear, now I suppose I shall have to use force."

"Where's the Kaboom? There's supposed to be an Earth shattering Kaboom."

All by Marvin the Martian.


Or perhaps GWB. I get them confused.

"I hate it when my parents forget to pay the gravity bill." (or words to that effect) -- Calvin

"Help, Mr. Wizard! I want to come home!!" - Tooter Turtle

"I can make you feel like I've never had sex before." - Butthead

"I hates them meeses to pieces!" - Mr. Jinx

"Wile E. Coyote, Super Genius. I like the way that rolls off the tongue..." - Wile E. Coyote

"...The same thing we do every night. Try to take over the world!" -Brain

When I was a boy, our house was filled with monsters. They lived in the closets, under the beds, in the attic, in the basement, and - when it was dark - just about everywhere. This book is dedicated to my father, who kept me safe from all of them.
- Gary Larson, Farside creator

Gotta love The Family Guy… Here's a few of my favorites...

Stewie: Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch.
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Peter (when he's hung-over): This sucks worse than that time I went to that museum. (Flashback to childhood, standing in museum looking at dinosaur
skeletons.)
Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out?
Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.
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Peter: Oh my god, Brian, there's a message in my Alphabits. It says, 'Oooooo.'
Brian: Peter, those are Cheerios.
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Peter: A guy at work bought a car out of the paper. Ten years later, Bam! Herpes.
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Stewie: Hello, mother. I come bearing a gift. I'll give you a hint. It's in my diaper and it's not a toaster.
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Peter: (Grabs the microphone at a fast food restaurant) Attention restaurant customers: Testicles. That is all.

"Heid-i-li-ho Pagans, We've brought you some ram's blood for your godless ceremonies."

I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.
Homer Simpson.

Oh, how long can trusty Cadet Stimpy hold out?
How can he possibly resist the diabolical urge to push the button that could erase his very existence?
Will his tortured mind give in to it's uncontrollable desires?
Can he withstand the temptation to push the button, that even now, beckons him ever closer?
Will he succumb to the maddening urge to eradicate history, at the mere push of a single button?
The beautiful shiny button.
The jolly candy-like button.
Will he hold out, folks?
Can he hold out?
Mr. Announcer

Whaaaaat rolls down stairs?
Alone or in pairs
rolls over your neighbours dog?
What's great for a snack
and fits on you back?
It's log log log!
It's looooggg, it's loooooggg!
it's big, it's heavy, it's wood
It's looooggg, it's loooooggg!
It's better than bad, it's good
Ev'ryone wants a log
you're gonna love it, log
Ev'ryone needs a log.



Ren & Stimpy ad.