The "Wanted Poster" from "Porky's" - NSFW
 

There are some of us who will express our individuality in different fashions.
Those who express themselves in this fashion really have to worry about hemophilia.

OOOOUUUUUCCCCCCHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

imagine the erection

I'm kinda trying not to, can you not encourage me please?

I'm inclined to wonder if that thing even *works*anymore.

How do you piss without becoming a urine sprinkler?

Can you say overkill?!

I'd like to see what happens when he goes through airport security.

or a large magnet

Ooo! Oooo! I know! I know!

But I'm not tellin'

Being stainless or "surgical" steel, a magnet wouldn't affect it but a metal detector should find it. Here is an MSNBC story about underwired bras setting off a detector. :D

thanks bruce, wow, i had no idea surgical metals were not magnetic. but for the sake of a funny situation. lets just say they are ok??

If they ever needed an MRI - they would have to take them all out for fear of them being ripped from their body. Now THAT would hurt!

if he stood too close to a fire, theyd heat up pretty quick

Ack, I had that kinda problem in Hawaiia..between my underwire bra, then bra clasp and the steel in my knee I had a hell of a time.

Admittedly, the main detector didnt get set off with those, but I was *randomly* chosen for the full search.

Apparently, I look shifty, coz I was pretty sure a cavity search was next on my list.

Nope, you gotta think of a better one. Don't be lazy, you can do it.:lol:

umm...lets see...how bout this.

if thats his dick, i wonder what his christmas tree looks like!?

eh?

*wince* c'mon kag, you can do better than that one too!

I don't see why the fact that he has stretched his pee hole to about 50x its natural size and pierced it repeatedly isn't sufficient. But a bungee cord hooked through them, with the other end attached to a scared calf, would be interesting.

Gah, you should put the NSFW at the start of the title of this thread, it doesn't show if you just click on the link for the front page. And also OOOOOOOOW!!!

ok umm...

if you think he's in pain, think of how the metal feels!

eh?

ummm

i'd call the guy a dickhead but he looks kinda tough with all those nose rings!

eh? eh?

come aarrrnnn

Ticked-off old lady and a hot frayed extension cord?

I should think there are a lots of ways to make life unpleasant for someone with that baggage. :thepain3:

This thread should have "NSFA" on it. Not Safe for Anywhere...

2 Words " Shock Fence !!!!!"