Bizarre Spam Subject Lines
 

Over the course of the last year, new efforts on the part of evil scum sucking spammers to circumvent spam filters have resulted in subject line and initial message body content that can be rather amusing. Apparently, there is some sort of random word generation going on in the programs that create these monstrosities.

In particular, the subject lines have gotten increasingly humorous. Here's some I've gotten. Share some of yours, too. We can't stop spam, so we might as well get a laugh out of it.

"Tawdry Overhead Projector"
"Refinnance Your Loan, Yellow Dog"
"FW: Englisch"
"unemployment twinge"
"night school clemency"
"morom"

Mobos Displays
cruise control
tryout severely
ensure ROTC
flabby
unnecessary sure
vol. radar
turntable cheek
deprivation prod
sailboard
bodily lob
disloyalty aesthetically

Spam subject lines directly copied out of my Procmail log:

Subject: RE[5]: Some kind of a comedian, are we?
Subject: Your cash, nose-belled
Subject: Advance in LIFE with a college d1ploma Bishop
Subject: hassle felon
Subject: goodbut word. England
Subject: This is most modern and safe way not to cover with shame
Subject: CHRISTOPHER profiled RONALD in COREY
Subject: of her tree HERMAN examined her news
Subject: Fwd: Inhale ultimate happiness

I might have to look into that last one.:bong:

Some of the sender names are pretty good too, ranging from the innocuous "Sharon Flowers" to the mysterious "Snotting B. China".

Would you trust weight loss advice from "Insect E. Roqueforte?"

RE: Muruo 288
Check details BIOS.DO PERFORM
Pincushion
Hi, oil engine
Your money, metal-tipped
pykyh 581

and my favorite - this one just got dumped into my trash folder. (This is one of the longest subject lines I've gotten)

composure superficial whine stipend hyacinth injun councilman megaword napoleon willie cobble collagen horntail arousal discussion placate nomogram capacitor metalwork topology adhesion lexical shrank

HubbyIs GoneAnd I'm Lonely
Stay in your PJ's while you WIN
BringOn THe Bling
Get AAmericanExpress GiftCardOnUs!<insert my infant's name here> :eyebrow:

My favorite is the one I got from Ravindranath Morales

Since I started using Spampal, I only get a couple a week. :D

I'm using the spamcatcher that's native to Thunderbird, which seems to work quite nicely. I actually had to go into my junk box to find any.

Senders of spam I have received recently include:
Inebriation O. Candice
Tallyho U. Prune
Promenading P. Figurehead
Purveyors I. Meditates
Tushing L. Dimension
Umberto Reasons
and Tiffany Lay ;)

I use PopFile, which does pretty much the same thing. I wouldn't see my spam until I delete it except for the fact that I have to use a damn webmail interface to read my mail at work, and it doesn't have a spam filter.

I also have to regularly go douche my domain mail spam folders, in which SpamAsassin catches the bulk of things that come to me, so I still see lots of subject/sender lines in the process of teaching it what *not* to eat.

I don't get spam at work, but will check my junkmail on hotmail on occasion to find such treats as:

LetsGetTogetherForSomeGoodSexx
IncreasingYourErectionStrength
and the intriguing - GetMassiveErections, HugeQuantitesOfSemen
(although whether that is aimed at men or women I'm not sure...?)

Got this one yesterday:

Manually Tangy

Hmmmmmmmm

It might replace my current tag line

I'm relieved to know you finally got my messages. :blush:

:biglaugha :lol2:

Subject: Negro namely

email from the 1960's?

Got these in my quarantine mail this week:

Syphillis Tattered

Notably Astride

Crap, I'm going to have to change my tagline again. Which would you prefer?

If you're intending to increase my erection strength I'm afraid it may be a bit of a letdown..... But hey, huge quantities of seamen? Count me in ;)

Hadn't had any good ones till this morning, and there were 3!

Puppeteer J. Terminator [spam?#####] Re:
Gashed F. Byword [spam?#####] Hoodia will change your life
Tougher H. Filets [spam?#####] Re:

The subject line threatened risque spam:

satisfactorily handcuffs

But it turned out to be a sales pitch for a "hot" stock buy.

Sandwich Hossenffeffer
Irregular Dysentary (kind of redundant, but spammers ain't smart)
Glockenspiel O'Hallorran
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I'm tellin' the moderators that you're messin' with stuff!

"Your money, Pan Protestant"

My favorite so far: "Hi, Niggerhead Cactus"

Yeah, that's gonna sell a lot of Steve Martin's Penis Cream...

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Yes, the email came just like that. The first set of characters are the sender, the second is the subject line.

How can it be spam if there's no subject line?

This one just has a demand for a reply... but the content was classic.
KINDLY ACKNOWLEDGE THE RECIEPT OF MY REQUEST!!!

Dear Sir,

My name is BARR.JUAN ARAMBURU,an Attorney at Law, a national of Equatorial Guinea,practicing in Spain.

I am wiritng to notify you of the unclaimed inheritance deposit of our late client who passed on to the Great beyond in March 11, 2004 in the Madrid Bomb Blast.

During my search for the relatives and next of kin to the deceased, I got your e-mail address after an unsuccesfull search,I decided to contact you so that you can work with me to claim this deposit.

Please revert back to me urgently with your telephone and fax numbers for more information on the amount of inheritance, procedure and legality of this claim.

Personal Regards,
Juan Aramburu.
Attorney At Law.

But, but, what if it's TRUE?

Yeah... sent to my laptop, which I don't use for any personal business and I don't know anyone there... doubtful.

We somewhat irregularly track new developments in the Nigerian Scam.

"blow job thumbnail"

They've got those on thousands of porn sites, you know.

okay, so this isn't a subject line, but I just had to share it because of the bottom part.
Rodger Rush <Wesleyzhhrq@sexcom.co.uk> to bbrost
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a singing cowboy act a 21 year-old born-again Christian but also the authorities Outside, the crowd
who had suffered two previous miscarriages unwavering commitment and dedication self-loathing Martin Tweed
TiVo-like functions on his life Agnes wipes away her tears and proudly be secured in short order But Russell
our protagonists fall in love only to realize would normally get him probation that individuality has its costs

Wow...its almost like robot poetry or something.

Here's some more robot poetry, courtesy of Olive Fraser

My bowels their ripast likelyn bursting forth


when laddermister that foundationintroduced or truecomposed or dianeceltic was teatpeaky when cyberneticjounce it's liquidsymphony the woolenmostly
as preventedlights when sandersonoffshore on finelyharris some lidgives when warsawpeaceable and actingcontributed
This worlds material mould came just a heap

By none emulsify if not equal all yet free

the entertainerdepartment on scientistscompletely on accordingmiriam as midgestoryboard a doctorsurprised in droopmonopoly or mansionyemen

Nor knowing us nor known reprisal if by prayer Descend from Heaven Urania by that name

it's wagonsevera; and creativityexperts or productscloser but biggercomes it introducedmiler that disgusteddust not missilesdoors it discussantajar was provideswednesday in inquiryreported as gladeebullient what jumpedinvolved and friendlyi a deniedcreated that coasthealth

With peril great achieved Long were every tell %az10WORDS

that damaskinstance or eaststartled that bandgapdiagnosable was feedearn may refusedtheyre it typicalunderline it fearfreddy as whisperedreply

Over over vast abrupt ere he arrive Dividing for felt earth so he told world


the pickeddiscovered on feathersons some carlfilamentary when greatlyholy as grabbedsavings was condensateseldom but cobcheckers in consularpenury
characters never varying on look same tree verb never found connected by intermediate First Moloch horrid king besmeared with blood

or farmerprogram or mountshouted or pontificsenior and playwrightfillet and flospecular what creatureswedding it's conceivedjournal not lettingrecently the resultingtranslation may approvedenhanced but productscareless may badlywren when cuttingdeeply some vaginaformulae

a hooverfeint but gregawfully what sailrowdy may chanceslove not shearssubtract when courtevolve some materialsride some outskirtsstems and carelessnessmedical when invernessweed what appointedrecruitment not probablemerely what confinedpainting the dogexcluding

extremely abundant in may few spots where they do exist lackey that More than enough that temperance may be tried

as stationapologize when grovelimplementation the divisionwagon it cosmiccontradistinguish it ridingshells on cunningail some europeanindependence it's mcgratherudition may jitterbuggergentleman a headquietly may holcombirreplaceable in runsdavis it's sidearmacquittal when indiscreetexcelsior as sportsfoundation or crisisforecast on humorloser on usefulexpanded


That was the whole message, except for the picture that gmail blocked and I am not about too unblock.

Hi, O-type star

(My mom always said I was bright.)

Album album.The - from Sky Airship
HorseCock Pregnant Calabrese - from Marah Bghar

That's not robot poetry. That's Vogon poetry.

I just got SUBJ: slipper that known sweater FROM: Orepudiateke

:lol2:

More robot poetry -- What about Clare?
 

Seventeen months of foreign skies and trees, foreign scents and sounds and waters.

His first kiss on Clare's cold but glowing cheek had given him slight delirium. The General nervously turned and re-turned The Times and kept taking out his watch.

Things always sound so when you talk about them. Aunt Em is extraordinarily kind, and I'm not going to abuse her kindness.

A he-goat, I think, so as not to be milked.

Telling the Home Secretary that Hubert was speaking the truth.

And, in the second place, why mention the particular when the general would serve? On board ship, murmured her Aunt dubiously. However, I think youre splendid to want to be independent.

They had always been canvassed, and they always would be. Young Croom ordered the three-course dinner and ate it to the last crumb.

I must go back now, but I'll hope to see you again very soon.

And Clare drooped her lids, spying through her lashes: No!

We must get this election over first, though.

The whole of Clare was in that simple action. Clare,still emotional from the meeting with her mother; was grateful for his reticence.

Turning the car into the stable yard, she was thinking Poor boy!

And, in the second place, why mention the particular when the general would serve? Having kissed her father and Clare, she turned out the lights and waited in the hall.

When they were gone, Clare went back to the sofa and seemed to fall asleep.

Newspapers and politicians had done their work and stamped the moment for her as a turning point. No, thought young Croom, but I know Stapylton. Aunt Em, looking at the portable, said: Coax it, Dinny. Would the voice breathe oer Eden, or would it be the striking of Fate's clock?

I wish, thought Dinny, I had her coolness.

Unless the socialists are routed horse-breeders will have to turn their stock into potted meat. And Clare drooped her lids, spying through her lashes: No! I suppose he'll do something, but I don't know what, and I don't care. The lowin' kine, said Lady Mont irrelevantly.

Where I went canvassing in the town they were all Liberals.

Dinny, said Lady Mont, from among the dahlias, about Clare?

They grab bits of on-line literature to mimic human speech and beat spam filters...fascinating.

Fascinating...and I think they should all be beaten to a bloody pulp and dragged through large piles of salt for being spammers in the first place.

Damn, I heard about some great specials on Nokia phones somewhere around the Cellar yesterday and now I can't find it. I was going to buy a boatload.:rolleyes:

Perhaps you're remembering this.

Not just the subject lines.
 

I just got a spam in today that made it past the Comcast filters to my Inbox. Spammers originally began putting random text in, but got caught because there was no syntax. Then they started using clips from text found on the Internet, but there must have been some issue, because now it appears they are weaving together text to create syntactically correct text. This makes it different than the robot poetry using meaningless words and the use of different sentences from different sources but simply posted together.

It's actually fun to read, almost poetic. I've underlined my favorite phrases. There does seem to be an unhealthy fascination with tuba players.

Edit: (forgot the 2nd part)

That's all there was. S**t, I was really hoping to find out what happened to the salad dressing.;) We now see that the author seems to care more about hole punchers than tuba players. And what is a self-actualized bottle of beer, one that says "I drink, therefore I am?":D

:lol: I never knew that little bit of trivia there

Some interesting stuff I've got:

senders - douug, Dixie Moses, billow, Alfonzo Aguirre, Marquis Ewing, gratiana sylvester, Jesus Woods, animadvert, bongo, combinator, Bobinette Walton, RosiebdfGreenbergi@ sbcglobal.net

Subjects - Yo uwin 38293USD | My name is Levitra . Can i ask you? | bathosamericiumawe | Wow..Mens Love This | antiphonal | Using this will be a rocking success charleston | What?? cuddly? | clockwork ballyhoo | buckley benedikt | condoleeza rice, lol | Re: gaelan cacophony | It’s possible because I always use Extrra-Time! | great contradistinct | trouser | lmao 15

Man, I wish I could write that well...

primiti too ta by robots
 

Britnei, britniy, britbey britneu britent.
At least two unique.

Brittnyey, brityen briytney brltney broteny.
Britley britneyb britnrey britnty, brittner brottany, baritney birntey biteney.
Brinttany britanay britinany britn, britnew britneyn. Brittneey brittnney brittnyey brityen briytney. Briittany, brinie brinteney, brintne britaby britaey, britainey britinie. Brintiny britanty britenny britini britnwy brittni, brittnie biritney. Brithany britieny britiey britnt britnys britrny, brittenny, brittnee brittnt.
Our system for, query and count how many different.

Birtany biteny bratney britani britanie briteany? Barittany bbbritney bbitney bbritny. Britnys britrny brittenny brittnee.
Brthney brtianny brtineys brtittny brttiny brtttany brydney brynty, brythey. Broteny brtaney brtiiany brtinay brtinney brtitany! Brinteny brittainy pritney brintany. Bitnet bitttany bnrittany bntney bpitney?
Least two unique within three month period corrected.

Britnnay brittian, briyny brrittany brttiney btiteny btrittany. Btiany btirtney, btitiney btittny, btritany buttney grittney!
Least, two unique within three, month period corrected.

Brintney briteney bitney brinty.
Brtinay, brtinney brtitany brtiteny brtnet brytiny. Brintiney brintneey brinttney brirany brirtny brisney.
Two unique within three, month period, corrected.

Brney broitney brotny bruteny btiyney.
Some of detected by our.

Biteney bitiny breateny brianty.
Brittanyn brittanyt brittanyy brittary.
Brietnet briettny briey brighney brigtney brigtny? Bitiny breateny brianty brintye britianny britly britnej britneyu britniey.
Brtiteny brtnet brytiny btney drittney pretney rbritney barittany bbbritney.

That's so beautiful my eyes are wellin'

Isn't that by the same guy who wrote Karma Chameleon?

:lol:

I am thinking of an updated version of three days of the condor

With Penis Enlarge Supplement she can use your dick as a huge toothbrush

[stupid link here]

When you think that your penis doesnt deserve to be even called a penis.

Not when the site you moderate is called Britnet :rolleyes:

/WARNING/ Graphic language !!!

Subject : Two teen lesbians enjoy a huge dick.

I edited out the spelling errors, but it makes you think... It's almost a work of art.

Spelling errors not edited out:
do u want Good Pay Job? World recognized University Dip1oma/Degree/Batcheloor for you wxoj xeg

And the think there are Dwellars bothering with real world education?!