Ya know what really burns my ass?
 

A flame about this high.

Missed you, been working hard or hardly working?

Ah. I was thinking, playing "naked bobsled" on carpeted stairs.

I was thinking, "Bet you can't eat a pint of pickled hot peppers in under 3 minutes."

when someone dips my anal beads in hot sauce

meh. a little of both. miss you too, muffin. ;)

the only kind of ass licking you .......* mumbles * :p ;)


Nice to see you around. ....really .. stay awhile.

Big cat salad-toss?
http://www.pbs.org/kratts/world/eura...ages/tiger.jpg

not what you said when you gave me that rusty trombone.

I'm surprised that no one has mentioned lighting farts yet...

Well I Never... umm maybe a coup I mean a few times.

The Grandboys' sliding board in mid-afternoon. Yikes!

vindaloo?

a rectal exam performed by lavagirl

I found out why they call them Habenyero's ,
The Next morning you are sitting on the shitter going " HAAAAAAAAAAA ( Plop ) Benyero !!!!!"

Ring of Fire...

all these fucking eagles fans all of the sudden. didn't hear a peep from them all season....yet, somehow, now they're everywhere.

Give it one playoff game.

Cause I got Pac Man fever!

Pac Man fever!

It's driving me cra-zee!

Driving me cra-zee!

the dog

You're getting a lot of mileage outta that dog. :haha:

he's doing laps around the porch



when he's not crying to be let in.

actually, he doesn't want in

he only wants me to get out of bed and walk down the hall into the kitchen. stand there in my fucking pajamas and open the basement door and stand there while he orbits the porch at mach 2.

he doesn't bark at this time. Because I'm standing there. Asleep. in the middle of the damn night.

the ex

Maybe you don't really need a dog? Just sayin'

He needs an EX dog.
Just sayin'.

I just had a customer in my office who got a bill for $5276 from their former leasing company. The charge was for excess miles. She was over by 35,173 miles @ 15 c per.

She leased her new car from us 3 weeks ago. We had leased her the one she was turning in. I remember, at the time of the deal, asking the salesman what was happening with her miles. We have a form that addresses that issue. It exists because we commonly pay remaining payments or mileage penalties as part of the negotiated deal for the new car. Her form stated that we were ONLY returning her car....specifically NOT paying anything due to close out the old car. She signed it with the salesman, and obviously didn't read it.

If we had addressed it at that time, it would have added about $150 to her payment, and undoubtedly killed the new deal. The salesman is one of the ones who I consider to be relatively moral. Well....I DID.

That's how people get fucked. She assumed we were handling the end of her lease for her. It just never came up. On one hand, it's retarded of her to make that assumption. She is contractually obligated to pay excess miles that are on her car at return. She knew it. She just assumed that we were taking care of it. We didn't do anything wrong TECHNICALLY. I still think we fucked her.

It burns.

LOL Good thing I'd finished my tea.

I didn't realize this was a zombie thread. I must have missed it the first time out, so I'm glad it's back

That's a bummer, Jim. Did you end up taking the heat from the customer over this?

Upon the advise of my Ex-Father -in-law,I leased a car once - ONCE! Got beat in basically the same way. I will NEVER do that again.

Yeh I bet she figured that if she didn't mention it then the problem would go away. Maybe she thought she was getting one over on you. Dunno. People are doing even stranger things these days.

Not much to say, really. I consoled her? We specifically signed that we weren't paying her miles. we didn't make any profit in the deal with which to do it if we had. Fucking lady was on the edge of tears though.

shit

That you care about it shows there is honesty out there.

Poor lady. Sounds like something that would happen to me.

And, credit card companies sitting on your payment to squeeze a little more interest out of you (pending bank approval? Hello fuckers, this is 2009, and my bank already shows the payment, lying motherfuckers) burn my ass.

Ugghhh, Is it the salesman or you that explains that paperwork to her? Either way, I guess there's not a lot you can do - sucks for everyone.

Cal 'em on that Shaw - I did and they retracted it! Cept for Target - they just SUCK ASS. oh and burn it too...

It's Capital One...locked up by my car rental this morning...though payment of most of it sent through bank.

I hate them, and I don't hate any capitalist greedy pigs. :lol:

Captial One - they suck ass the same way 5/3 bank sucks ass.

I fired both those companies and am much, much happier for it.

may they, along with insurance companies, burn in hell.

I never leased a car and never will. All is usually well till they screw you on the turn in. Maybe times have changed a bit but it is still not worth the deal to me.

leasing can be a very smart move. if you're not realistic about the miles you will drive you can get fucked hard. with no grease.

if you're gonna put 25K per year on it, the best thing you can do is to lease it. Just make sure you're getting a 25k/year lease and you'll be fine. the payment should still be less than a 60 month buy...or maybe the same....but at the end of 3 years, you walk away from that 75k mile car. the guy that bought it has to pray that they are breaking even against their payoff. or keep it and pay for the repairs/maintenance.

Here's what burned my ass last night
 

The house on the corner (one away from us) and it's neighbor to the west had garages that burned to the ground last night. No one knows whether the fire started in the dumpster that's in one of the driveways which blew the transformer on the pole above it or if the transformer blew sparking a fire in dumpster.

Either way the power line was down and arcing which set the garages on fire. Our house was cordoned off due to the proximity and I wasn't able to get back in until almost one. No power for us until later today or tomorrow.

Here's a pic I took. The garages you don't see behind the van are the ones that burned down.

Wow Dar. Are you and yours and your house okay? (Besides lack of sleep)

Yes, fortunately. If the wind had been up last night, we could have been in a tight spot.

Glad to hear you and yours are ok.

Thanks, Classic. Now I just need some sleep.

We lease our car through Dazza's job. The cost of the lease is taken out pre-tax so of course it reduces his gross income hence less tax. We only pay about $100/week, and that includes fuel, rego, insurance and servicing on a 2008 Toyota Camry. We could not possibly run a car for less than that.

We stick to our miles pretty closely, so we don't have to pay extra tax either way usually.

It's 9:20 PM. I've done 10 deals today, and they just closed 2 more. Another one still working. I'm gonna be here LAAAAATE

OH LOOK.....it's 11:34, and I'm almost ready to leave.

That's why you get the big bucks baby. If it was easy and fun, anyone could do it.

What's really burning my ass is the scoring at the dive meet tonight. Our coach totally bowed to the will of their coach , (who we call Bitchen), failing dives from our team and not from theirs when they made exactly the same mistakes. grrr. poor old hector was a victim of this. also, their team did illegal dives, but reduced the Degree of diffuculty and Bitchen persuaded our coach that that made it OK, then they proceded to score those falls offf the board so highly they surpassed the real dives. and this wasn't the little kids -with whom we are more lenient- this was the 15-17s who should be way past falling off the board.

So, we went to see Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince.

First of all....Snape Kills Dumbeldore.....

Second of all: 45 minutes in, the FUCKING POWER GOES OUT! ...and stays out.

the whole theatre. sorry,... get out. use your stubs to get in again anytime.


That puts a serious crimp in our scheduling of family time.....

I will tell you what really burns my ass. Paying $250 bucks for a dman phone that doesnt work!!! Arghhh

http://is7.itookthisonmyphone.com/m/..._568x426r0.jpg

I'm flying solo today as I do EVERY THURSDAY

If you schedule yourself to "fly Solo" every Thursday, you need to relax your masturbatory desires.

http://is7.itookthisonmyphone.com/m/..._568x426r0.jpg

Jerkhole took the day off to go fishing, so I'll be doing ALL of these deals, plus whatever the cockbites haven't told me about and whatever they write fresh.

Oh, and as an added bonus, Nissan leaked that they will be adding a $500 holiday weekend bonus rebate effective Friday..... so natch, every deal I do between now and then will have to be done twice.....once post dated, and then redone with the real delivery date and then held until Friday.

my ass.


it burns.

I had managed to keep my jerkhole in a box for the last what(?) 2 months by only communicating by email to leave an e trail. He slipped through my fingers by taking things up a notch getting in my file cabinet two nights ago to put in paperwork he was supposed to give me months ago. Nicely played worthy adversary.

What a dick. He is long overdue for a kick in the cunt.

I can already tell that I'll be here until midnight tonight

The punting unit is on the field.

Sorry LJ get that retirement funded and git yer ass outa there.

Holy shit, Griff! I'm assuming your file cabinet/office were unlocked, but still, that's practically breaking and entering. You need one of those little surveillance cameras they sell online, fast.

It is just so fucked up. I don't freakin' get it.