Favorite Urban Legend
 

Mine was that Yngwie Malmsteen got arthritis, from shredding.

Chupacabra, hands down.

That there was a family of sinister albinos who lived down a long, lonely, tree lined lane. We'd drive around the top of this lane at night daring ourselves to go down the lane.


We always chickened out.

My favorite urban legend is the one about GW Bush being elected president of the US. Twice.

It's chilling.

baby snakes in the ball pit

Jilted wife filling hubby's car with concrete.

Just for those two words...

I love you.

pictures of the bride fucking the best man taped under the chairs at the wedding?

After the prom, the guy and girl drive to a secluded spot to fuck.
He discovers his rear tire is flat and decides to change it before violating his date.
He gets out, makes some noise and is quiet.
The girl waits for about 15 minutes.
She gets out of the car, wondering what happened to her date.
She finds his mangled, decapitated corpse hanging upside down over the car.

The couple who bring a dog home from Mexico, only to learn it's a big, fucking rat.

Speak!

Alligators in NYC sewers.

Is that The Tick's capybara ???

Yup. I've got most of season one preordered.

Life cereal's Mikey dies after his stomach explodes from ingesting Coca-cola and Pop Rocks.

Oh, that reminds me: Marily Manson was the kid from Wonder Years, and Billy Corrigan was the brother from Small Wonder.

Was it Alice Cooper who was supposed to have been Wally Cleaver's friend?

KFC accidentally fried a rat and put it in a bucket of chicken and a woman bit into it.

Naw, Eddie Haskell was supposed to be John Holmes.... but wasn't him either. :rolleyes:

The Hookman. I often use this story as a means of making people more comfortable with being at my hospital.

Really.

"I was certain growing up that this is the hospital that the Hookman escaped from. He didn't. Really."

I also really like "Blow Dried Bunny."