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Pangloss62 09-05-2006 07:42 AM

Katie Couric?
 
Tell me why I should give a shit.:neutral:

Ibby 09-05-2006 07:48 AM

Tell me why I should bother with this thread.

Pangloss62 09-05-2006 08:17 AM

Why
 
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Tell me why I should bother with this thread.
I dunno.

I'm just really disappointed in how much ink and verbiage has been spent discussing her imminent arrival as an anchor on a 22-minute "news" show. "Katie Couric this," and "Katie Couric that." These American obsessions with TV personalities grate on me; they can't be avoided. Cute Katie looks up at me from magazines and newspapers, and Catie stories course through the air via radio and television signals. She's more important, evidently, than the role of our Nation in the world or the decisions of our "leaders." I will NOT watch her first show.:neutral:

Flint 09-05-2006 08:35 AM

Well, my first thought was "Katie Couric...what? What about her?" because I have no idea what you are talking about, still don't, I glazed right over your last post, out of lack of giving a shit. I submit the following: nobody is forcing you to suckle at the teat of jabbering "News" outlets. If you reject their useless information, then why do you continue to submit yourself to it? Wake up, man! Unplug your TV!

Griff 09-05-2006 08:38 AM

I thought this was a would hit it / wouldn't hit it thread.

I'm with Flint on the tube.

Flint 09-05-2006 08:42 AM

My "television" is acting as a monitor for my 5-disc CD changer. It obeys my commands.

Pangloss62 09-05-2006 09:28 AM

TV
 
I do not subscribe to the "Kill Your TV" way of life. I think TV can be very entertaining and informative. I'm a news and world events junkie, and a popular culture avatar, so I do watch TV. That said, I save my serious "watching" for CSPAN (especially BookTV), The News Hour after work, the Daily Show and Colbert Report, PBS fare if it's of interest to me. I read the NYT daily. It's the latter publication that had a big article on Ms. Couric, so I read it (probably a mistake). NPR had a piece about her, and just the "noise" of our media-saturated world has been infused with references to her and her "role" as female anchor.

I congratulate Flint on not knowing ANYTHING about Couric. That he didn't shows either commitment, isolation, savvy discretion, or a little of each. One does not have to watch TV to have heard of the Courics of the world, however.:neutral:

Shawnee123 09-05-2006 09:31 AM

They are hyping up Katie. She is to blow...er, I mean, interview, G dub. Can hardly wait.

Ibby 09-05-2006 09:39 AM

I watch TV only for CSI, simpsons, arrested development, and a couple other shows that I deem worthy. For everything else, I have bittorrent and msnbc.com.. though I get most of my news, admittedly, through the cynical, mocking, oft-pessimistic filter that is the Cellar.

Pangloss62 09-05-2006 09:45 AM

TV/Cellar
 
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through the cynical, mocking, oft-pessimistic filter that is the Cellar.
Indeed. And I'm waiting for the video of that Croc Hunter getting stung by the Sting Ray to show up on the internets (Youtube?) sometime this week.:neutral:

Spexxvet 09-05-2006 10:27 AM

Scrubs, the original CSI, sports, and the History/dicover/science channels are worth watching.

As for Katie Couric - she'll read the news from a teleprompter. That's all. She's not a journalist or reporter - she's Ron Burgundy with a vagina.

Shawnee123 09-05-2006 10:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Spexxvet
she's Ron Burgundy with a vagina.

Do you know that with any degree of certainty?:right:

Beestie 09-05-2006 10:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Spexxvet
As for Katie Couric - she'll read the news from a teleprompter. That's all. She's not a journalist or reporter - she's Ron Burgundy with a vagina.

:lol2: :lol:

Shawnee123 09-06-2006 08:12 AM

She did OK. However, the second she asked at the end for ideas for her nightly sign off, I told my boyfriend that the Cellar would have a heyday with that one! Nothing? Did I miss it? Ok, I'll start.

"And that's the news. How do you like me now?"

Flint 09-06-2006 08:16 AM

"I'm mad as hell, and I can't take it anymore!"

Spexxvet 09-06-2006 08:16 AM

"That's the news. Now go get a colonoscopy."

Undertoad 09-06-2006 08:16 AM

"But that's just my opinion... I could be wrong."

Spexxvet 09-06-2006 08:17 AM

"That's the news for today. Well, not "Today", that's my former show. What I mean is ...."

Shawnee123 09-06-2006 08:18 AM

"YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE NEWS'

Griff 09-06-2006 08:18 AM

"That's what they told me to say. Goodnight."

Shawnee123 09-06-2006 08:19 AM

"Please have your pets spayed or neutered."

Oh crap, think it's taken.

rkzenrage 09-06-2006 09:10 AM

I too am lost... the talking heads of today are all the same.

footfootfoot 09-06-2006 09:45 AM

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I thought this was a would hit it / wouldn't hit it thread.

Eminently hittable.

Clodfobble 09-06-2006 04:30 PM

[Lavar Burton]

But you don't have to take my word for it...

[/Lavar Burton]

Griff 09-06-2006 07:48 PM

"I'm firing my hairdresser and sending my hair to the Phillipines. Good night."

Trilby 09-06-2006 08:17 PM

"I'm Katie Couric and you're not"

xoxoxoBruce 09-06-2006 10:51 PM

Yes they hyped her taking/getting the job. Well, duh......don't they hype every change in the network line up?

First Woman network evening news anchor...that's significant, since unlike you people that are above all that, most people still get their news from the TV.

Wunderground had some pictures of her on the beach last (year ago) summer - hittable.

Since news anchors are talking heads that read other people's work, while looking good.....she should wear less clothing for better ratings.....kidding.
Just because she's a hittable female doesn't mean she doesn't understand what she is reading to you. ;)

footfootfoot 09-06-2006 11:10 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce
Just because she's a hittable female doesn't mean she doesn't understand what she is reading to you. ;)

That makes her mucho mas frappe-able in my book.


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