September 7, 2006: World's smallest boy
 

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Ibram finds this item. The laddie on the left is Khagendra Thapa Magar. He's fourteen. Born and lives in Nepal. He's 20 inches (50 cm) high and weighs 10 pounds (4.5 kg).

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Unfortunately the Guinness people have declined to put him in the Book, saying that he has to wait four more years until age 18, when he can qualify as the world's smallest man.

His father hopes to raise money by touring the lad around Nepal.

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Wow. This guy is better than Tiger Woods and Michael Jackson's dads combined!

Yeah, but if you throw Gary Coleman's dad into the mix, it's just about even.

I feel sorry for the boy on the right.

All he's heard all these years is how special Khagendra is, and why couldn't he be more like his brother and earn the family some money instead of growing and growing.....

Khagendra Khagendra Khagendra.

Yup, the boy on the right looks none too happy. I see therapy bills in his future!

Are we pretty sure the boy on the right isn't actually his dad? It would explain a lot...

His Dad could take him (the kid on the right) around to "raise money" for being the world's most depressed looking boy. Why don't they just join the circus?

And to top it all off they make him wear girlie sandals. They couldn't shop in the infant BOYS section? Therapy all around!

Wow - each of my cats weighs more than him!

I've had it up to here(holds hand flat just below knee) with this thread.

Whoo, I feel honoured!

Kid's working on his Paris Hilton runway pose, in that last picture.

Give the short one a break.... He's just a guy knee high to another knee high guy.

OK, since no one else has said it, I will...

"What the $@#%! do they need to raise money for? It's not like he's gonna be eating much. And he can wear doll clothes!"

(I been wondering this since I first read about this kid.)

Because it's the son's duty to support his parents in their old age, and they want to be supported in style. ;)

OK, since no one else has said it, I will...

Not too much meat on there. You'd need a lot of batter before you fried 'em up.





Wait. Is this the tree frog thread?

To get him a nose job?
I think he may fit in my biggest turkey fryer. If not.... it's MIDGET NUGGETS. :footpyth:

Maybe for medical bills you asshole. Primordial dwarfism often comes with other medical conditions.

odd. i'm watching a show a show about a primordial dwarf right this very moment.

ps. I loove it when a new member's first post is to call someone an asshole.


[the emperor]Your anger makes you stronger[/the emperor]

I kinda hope he doesnt make it into the Guiness Book...They probably wouldnt even care about him if they werent getting publicity..

I watched a show about primordial dwarfs (dwarves? I never know) a couple of months ago. It was so sad, especially when they talked about wanting children of their own.

It did make me wonder whether some of the stories of pixies/ elves/ fairies came from real life at some point in the past though. They are so tiny and have such high pitched voices that even in today's rational environment there seems to be something otherworldly about them.

They showed that one over here too Sundae. It made me cry. Very sad. Apparently the possible life span for primordial dwarfs is not very high.

The prognosis for primordials is particularly prohibitive.:rolleyes:

Can you give some more sample question and answers. How great your info is! It really useful for me. Thanks.

I think there were a couple of those online on 9-11. You insensitive bastards.

For some reason, I have the overwhelming urge to say...

"Kick the baby..."

Damn SouthPark.

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I wonder what he thinks of this.:eyebrow:

Doesn't matter, children are to be displayed, not heard. :p

Stupid with a capital STU

Just a quick update to this thread.

On October 14th of last year, Khagendra Thapa Magar did indeed get listed as the world's shortest man in Guinness. He had grown about 6 inches since this IOTD.

But it was short lived. Last week, Junrey Balawing, turned 18 and knocked him off the throne. Junrey is only 1 ft 11 2⁄3 inches tall.

I want giant coke bottles, too!;)

No, you may not. You know you'd just cut the bottoms out of them, affix the bottoms to frames and sell them.

I always knew Coca-Cola was bad for you!(poison really) Now we have proof.

Hard to say, imagine how tiny he'd be if he hadn't drank all that coke?

The better to see you with....

Paris Hilton might adopt him.
She can pop him in her handbag with her tiny tiny dogs.

This category sees a lot of activity. It turns out that all along, there was a shorter dude.

1 foot 9.5 inches tall. That's over 2 inches shorter than the previous record holder! Chandra Bahadur Dangi is 72 years old. It makes you wonder if there is someone even shorter out there remaining to be discovered.

In this picture, it looks to me like he's squatting, but I suppose the officials at Guinness are careful about that, and that's just the way his legs are.

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Pssst, Glatt.
It's not the man on the right they are measuring.

Oh! Well, that explains it.

The man on the far right does seem to have seen the oncoming Rapture though...