What animal would you be...?
 

If you could be any in the world - extinct or otherwise? And why would you choose to be it?

I'd be a TIGER, because they're amazingly beautiful and graceful yet so dangerous and unpredictable.:apaw:

A Boston Terrier , his ( or her ) job is to be sitting on a lap and be nice and sweet , and bold and protective , AKA a bad ass little dog ( when need be )

I'd want to be one of my cats.

I could be as independent as I want and still get lovin' whenever I feel like it. Plus, I feed great kitty food.
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I don't know. Maybe a parrot, because they live so long and can talk back to people.

Umm ... a wolf.

a Gnu

a Gnot

I'd be a Unicorn, because they are rare and beautiful and have pink sparkles and purple hair and sparkles and... one sec...:vomit:No, I'd be Liger... yeah...

You know, there really are such things!

http://cellar.org/attachment.php?att...1&d=1155784951

Giganotosaurus

http://home.no.net/paleo/carcharodon...tosaurus_1.jpg

A duck. Swim, dive, fly, walk and harass that smartarse wabbit.

A hummingbird!

Ever since my 4th grade science project on hummingbirds, I've loved how they are so tiny and can flit about up, down, left, right, forwards and backwards.

What is the difference between a Tiger and Liger? I've never heard of them. The pic looks like a gigantic version of one of my 3 cats Brett.

A cat.

I already have most of the attributes:
I like to sleep in the sun in the afternoon, eat as often as possible & not worry about my weight, love to be stroked and groomed, can be unpredictable and lash out by it never lasts long, catch spiders in my mouth and walk around with a spider moustache

okay not the last one

Oh, God! I'm dying with laughter here!
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It's a cross between a lion and tiger. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liger :cool:

"it's pretty much my favorite animal"

a squirrel.

so i could have squirrelly wrath.

Foamy rules!

Thanx Bruce, link was very useful. I'm a pretty huge fan of big cats - my fav animal all time! You'd think I'd have known what they are...:smack:

Don't confuse them with Tigons. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tigon ;)

I'd also like to be a moose.

And a hawk.

Not all at the same time.

I think that will do for now.

As a ghost, I can take whatever shape I want.

But, I think I'd want to be a buffalo.
Because buffalo have wings.
And if you saw a buffalo flying overhead, you'd be careful where you parked.

I want to be this thing.



http://www.englishrussia.com/images/...r/monster3.jpg



Alternately, a hyena or elephant. Elephants are intelligent and powerful, but hyenas are badass.

water bear
or an oyster.

Dragon...and not one of those pansy ass wise dragons either. I'd be a bitchy fire breathing monster. Ain't no knights gonna slay me! *ROWR*

Big. I forgot to mention how huge I would be...I could crush a tiny (to me) knight in my powerful mouth full of wicked sharp teeth. mmmm midknight snacks...

Hmmm... a cat. Cats are absolutely fabulous and I get so much enjoyment from them. Just think how much fun I would have if I was one!

Changed my mind. I am the PANDA!

an eagle. Flying wherever I want living high at the rocks having few enemies. In general an eagle gives me the sense of freedom

Is that a crocodile / alligator skull? Looks like it has a lot of snaggly teeth...

I would be a wolf.

It's a Killer Whale, Hoof.
http://www.cellar.org/showthread.php?t=11593

Filipino horn-dog.

That's good, but I enjoyed UT's humping, puking, eating it up dog better.

I'd look for it but would never find it.

OOOH...so NOW this is a competition. :D

Found it. It's from the NSFW WTF thread, but really it's just funny gross.

The humping, puking, eating it up dog.

Even now, when I look at it, I can't stop laughing.

The funniest part is the way the girl dog looks at the puke... Don't know why, exactly, it just is...

If Stan and Wendy from South Park were dogs...

You know you're really fucking when you puke. Anything else is just foreplay.

I'd definitely be a hawk. I'd love to fly, plus they go so fast in a dive.