I am HUGE!!
 

If you had a million dollar body like mine, you'd be happy too.

http://hometown.aol.com/ebarsamian

can anyone say mahir...?
 

hmmmm.

looks awfully like a mahir type site.

i am suspicious that it is fake, but i see no lee jeans metatags.

maybe this guy just rules.

you know what to do, tony...

Let's just let this one play itself out.

can we at least put an image in the post? it's not IotD at all. it's just a post. don't delete the account... but this thread is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay out of place.

I am a huge advertisement for myself: a.k.a. troll
 

http://members.aol.com/ebarsamian/seacrest.jpg

His picture is also availabe in Current Events, as well, if you missed this troll all over the Cellar.

thanks.

Don't make fun of him too much, poor guy can't even afford a shirt. Guess his stock pics aren't doing too well this year.

eeek. run away.

He is HUGE!!
 

This guy begging to be photoshopped, isn't he?

Wish I had the skillz... :(

Anyone willing to give it a shot?

www.mrmarketishuge.com

come visit me!

No one cared before, no one cares now. Thanks for stopping in. See ya in another 4.

Good grief...how many times does this guy have to be Photoshopped before he gets the idea that we think he's a doofus?

a huge asshole

Spammers, don't cares what we think of them. It's not personal, it's business :yelgreedy

He reposted in his original thread. That's about as considerate as a spammer gets.

Million dollar body, 15 cent brain. Talk about a massive imbalance.

It comes to about a buck per back hair.

maybe he missed a phase in the evolutionary process.

While you may find this person's self promotion bothersome, you might look at his methodology and the results. I trade stocks for a living, but my results are not as good, so I am always willing to learn. It is easy to make fun of somebody like this, but he is concentrating on making money. How are your investments doing?

They're doing just fine, thankyou.....AND I am not hairy :lol: :lol:

It is my experience that self-promotion is an attempt to fill a void that exists for reasons obvious to everyone except the self-promoter.

I am glad, however, that you find inspiration in mrmarket's selective, self-described, unedited and unverified accomplishments.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Well enough not to solicit this or any forum.

What is this obsession with body hair? Can I just ask this one question?

It would take me all of 5 minutes to shave off my body hair so that I then look like a woman. Ok..now that this has been accomplished, what other derogatory things could you come up with??

The reason I am hairy is that I choose to be hairy. I'd rather not look like a woman, thank you very much.

http://www.mrmarketishuge.com

If you shaved your body hair, you'd look like a woman?

Oh well I got a 15 cent body and a 15 cent mind. I wont frighten anyone with a picture, besides pixels are expensive.

The reason you are hairy is genetics ;)

i thought the reason people were hairy is that, as a child, they ate the crusts of their bread. My mother has lied to me once again!

I have body hair. Does this means I do not look like a woman?

And my Mum told me that if I ate the crusts, my hair would go curly. She was right, although it took 16 years and a trip to the hairdressers before they took effect.

I want to know how I got all this hair on my palms. :)

watering the yard with Rogaine?

You shouldn't use expensive electronics at the barbershop.

My Dad said that would be a result of spitting in your palms. :mg:

the hair in your palms
 

You been killin kittens

So frustrating
 

apple.

Jesus, this thread is fuckin' crazy.

http://bulapictures.com/index.php?l=show&id=90 No, these guys are big

That was scary. I didn't know our gene pool included that, and I'm still not convinced. They look like cartoons.
At what point do you flex, look in the mirror and decide, yep, that's enough?
As for our visiting spammer ... you gotta admire his persistence.

Fourth pic down the guy is looking for his now non-existant dick... I hear steroids will do that, made his dick shriviel up to nothingness...

I like the second pic with his teensy little knees

I was just thinking the same thing. The proportions are just so wrong. :lol:
Not that I'd say that where they could hear me, mind you.

:thepain: true

LOL

Have any of you noticed the look on Mr Huge's wife's face. She looks like she is being held hostage

Excuse me while I barf.

Here's a tissue - :yelsick:

Ewww, classic, what the hell is all over that tissue?

Steroid cream.

And KY Jelly

see what I get for trying to be nice - - -

You're all OFF THE LIST!