National "Bash Japanese People" Day!
 

What are YOU doing to make a Japanese person feel bad today?

Nothing

I thought National bash Japanese day was the 6th August?

No, that's Drown a Frenchman day.

I thought that was October 21?

today is tomorrow here.

so.....would that make you the Tomorrow People?

nah - they're living in the past over there

We here in Oz are the true people of the future. :) We're ahead of you all...in everything really.

Girl you are so far ahead, you're behind us. :P

lol...if you say so

*stands with back to wall*

*predatory grin*

I'd found a local 'Nardcore band named "Ventura Ventura Space People." Ventura's just up the road from Oxnard.

Obscure Japanese pop culture reference. Slightly less obscure if space is pronounced "space-eh."

'nardcore?

I think he mis-spelled 'nerdcore'......

ohhhh. thanks.

I thought he meant 'hardcore'

hey, ali , look up there..... at those irony things flying way above your dear little head.....

What are irony things? lol

is it time for internm... oh never mind.

I may have shared this story here before, My dad had a coworker, another WWII South Pacific veteran, who wold celebrate Dec. 7 this way: He'd go out to eat at a Japanese restaurant and order a huge meal of the most expensive stuff, eat and drink as much as he could hold and then he'd beat the check.

Q: How do you save a Frenchman from drowning?

A: Take your foot off his head.

I'm sure I'll think of something, but I prefer to be spontaneous about it.

Just being an American is usually sufficient, though.

Originally from the Humor thread, and still one of my favorite jokes of all time:



If you spin an Asian person around, do they get disoriented?

Port Hueneme core just doesn't have the same ring to it.

Wot Serp sed. And irony things are bad if they clock you on the skull.

It's a local quip; hardcore music from bands from Oxnard and environs: Social Distortion and Dr. Know are a couple of bands that have been local for what seems like forever, as bands go. And Ventura is a town just up the road...

...no Urusei Yatsura fans here? Or are you just keeping quiet?

Some old "feel good" propaganda

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...lmurderfx4.jpg

Jesus Christ, I thought this was a joke thread. Do you people seriously think it's a day to go out and make Japanese people feel bad?

I wonder if they have 'make Americans feel bad' days.

No... I don't... I just found that not too long ago and it stuck with me. Of course I don't subscribe to that kind of thing. It was meant to show how stupid people can be... I could easily have been the cartoons from the dutch newspaper recently.
Only someone who takes that kind of thing seriously... hopefully no one in here actually would feel that way about Asians... well, perhaps one, he hates everyone else... but other than that...

........I still think we should have a National Drown a Frenchman Day.

You can celebrate that on June 3rd.

What about kick whitey day?

Somehow, rkz, I don't think masochism is exactly Zen. ;)

But... I've been so bad.

That was Zen, this is ow?!

...of course you realize you're being brutally pun-ished?

Mmmmmmmm.... tasty!

"That was Zen, this is ow?!"

Douze points to UG for that!

Stare at a jap wide-eyed.
When it says "WHAT?"
Just respond with "Why can't you open your eyes wide like me?"

<hurriedly puts away the foot-long Black Cow sucker he was paddling rkzen with -- the guy was... softening it.>

No seriously! It was getting all limp! :eek: