Let them eat......
 

You are one funny son of a bitch.

That's not funny at all. It's just juvenile.

Since when are "funny" and "juvenile" mutually exclusive?

how would you know?

i'll ask your opinion when i need to know if i'm treating a msg board like a chat room. that seems to be your area of expertise.

Yikes. The gloves are comin' off.

Or should I say... socks. ;)

I liked it better when the clothes were coming off. Ducks, LabRat...more pics?

I already had lunch, but thanks anyway.

Cock(head)

I don't think you are allowed to move into check.

some people just don't 'get' the cock.

Are you saying you aren't getting enough cock?

I dont get the cock

No, I thought that was what you were saying?

I hold my hands up - I'm definitely not getting enough cock. Except vicariously through the Cellar.

if i was a chick, i'd use that line as a dwellar signature quote.

We should start a support group.......then invite Lumberjim as the guest speaker :P

I'll be sure to bring my cock

Is not getting enough cock the same thing as having too much pussy, and conversely, is not getting enough pussy the same thing as having too much cock?

LJ, why come your little green light isn't on?

I am not changing my user title to Has Too Much Pussy....!

Perhaps it does even out across the world - perhaps someone somewhere is getting my cock. Well, my share of cock I mean.

There's an analog to the plane on a runway treadmill here, see it's how the question is worded. Is it too much cock relative to the runway or too much cock relative to the traffic control tower. Or something. I don't think this trhead will break two hundred posts in either case.

not if the potential for flame goes as it has so far. it looked good for a minute.....but alas....

Maybe we could change tack and shuffle things about a bit to form:

"Your pussy has had way too much cock..."

It's an idea

Sounds like a line from a really cheesy doctor-patient based porn film.

Is this Guess the Next Line?
Okay:
"... it's like a binbag full of old mussels"

Shouldn´t this thread move to the Land of Nothing?

oh god. and I don't even know what a binbag is.

wait is that what you call a trash bag?
OH god.

Yup :)