mysmartmouth has a lot of questions
 

put all of your questions in this thread.

have I shown you my new spam links lately?

Can we take sandwiches?

My question is, why did I get so damned drunk at the office Christmas party this year? I know better.

So what did you do after getting drunk?

More interestingly, what did you do whilst you got drunk:)

Nothing stupid, I didn't show body parts or anything. Just drank too much, too fast and too early. Grey Goose. I didn't last long. Made the old man take me back to the hotel. He was very impressed. Thankfully, a couple years ago, another girl got VERY drunk and sat on the President's lap. So, I was pretty tame, in comparison. I just didn't want to get that drunk.

I wonder how or why things that seem so obvious now were everything but obvious at earlier points in life. In other words, how could I have been so outrageously stupid when I was younger?

Is it safe?

How much do you expect to make out of this thread, and can i get a cut?

What's the difference between a duck?

What's the worst thing that could happen?

Why?

I need a drink. Martini? Or Scotch?

SteveDallas I need a drink. Martini? Or Scotch? 12-22-2006 10:29 PM scotch
Spexxvet Why? because
12-22-2006 10:07 PM Griff What's the worst thing that could happen? 12-22-2006 09:52 PM all of your intestines could fall out and land in a pile of pointy rock salt
wolf What's the difference between a duck? 12-22-2006 09:44 PM 73
JayMcGee How much do you expect to make out of this thread, and can i get a cut? 12-22-2006 09:35 PM $5 per thread; hell no
wolf Is it safe? 12-22-2006 09:06 PM no!
Beestie I wonder how or why things that seem so obvious now were everything but obvious at earlier points in life. In other words, how could I have been so outrageously stupid when I was younger? yes, but you'd never admit it
12-22-2006 07:55 PM Lucy Nothing stupid, I didn't show body parts or anything. Just drank too much, too fast and too early. Grey Goose. I didn't last long. Made the old man take me back to the hotel. He was very impressed. Thankfully, a couple years ago, another girl got VERY drunk and sat on the President's lap. So, I was pretty tame, in comparison. I just didn't want to get that drunk. 12-22-2006 07:54 PM DanaC More interestingly, what did you do whilst you got drunk:) 12-22-2006 07:46 PM SteveDallas So what did you do after getting drunk? 12-22-2006 07:45 PM Lucy My question is, why did I get so damned drunk at the office Christmas party this year? I know better. empty stomach
12-22-2006 07:26 PM DanaC Can we take sandwiches? yes, but nothing with mayo
12-22-2006 06:48 PM footfootfoot have I shown you my new spam links lately? no. no you haven't

Thanks, Jim, I'm really enjoying the Scotch. I don't know what I would have done without your assistance.

how does the person who drives the snow plough get to work?

He flies through the air holding a snowman's hand.

what does cheese say when it gets it's picture taken?

Simile!

Is it proper to sing "White Christmas" at a Kwanzaa observance?

Is it possible to have a crush on everyone from the cellar simultaneously?

Yes, but it is only permissible to share the most intimate photos with one...Elspode.

if a hen and a half can lay an egg and a half in a day and a half, then how long does it take a cricket with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Didn't that used to be a monkey?

Does a busybody's house have mirrors?

How do gay exhibitionist agoraphobics ever come out of the closet?

If you see a lawyer drowning should you:
a) read a book
or
b) go to a movie?

Are you looking at me?

Is that a camera!?

Are we on the air right now?

How do we achieve whirled peas?

who's watching us?

The IRS!

Are you really a Dr? Shouldn't I be coughing?

How many fingers am I holding up?

I'll give you three guesses.

and two of them don't count

.....and therein lies the problem.....

Did it hurt?

Is that 8 inches?

The first eight...

Was it good for you?

Wherez the Kleenex or can I use the curtains?

Does this look infected to you?

Did it look like that before you picked at it?

How many licks DOES it take?

What is in the center of a tootsie pop?

You gonna eat that?

does my bomb look big in this?

Can I come out of the corner now?

What the

Is this a question or a statement?

What the phuck? Over.

DUDE. you are my uncle Biff

Did you really think no one would notice?

do you really expect answers to all of these questions?

No

But it was fiiiiine to lay that upon you

Thank you, SIR! May I have another, SIR?!

Where oh where has my little dog gone?