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fargon 01-17-2007 09:53 AM

What do you wear when doing housework?
 
I think you know what I wear.:blush:

Shawnee123 01-17-2007 10:30 AM

A haz-mat suit! :D

(Nothing in the nude. I wouldn't even want my plant to see me nekkid!) :p

Hoof Hearted 01-17-2007 10:39 AM

Clothes. But, just before I vacuum, I turn the shower on and strip down to vacuum in the nude. By the time I'm done vacuuming, the shower is hot and when I exit the shower, I'm clean...and so is the house. Relax time!

rkzenrage 01-17-2007 10:41 AM

Wear?

SteveDallas 01-17-2007 10:45 AM

Housework?

Spexxvet 01-17-2007 11:07 AM

Where housework?

Spexxvet 01-17-2007 11:27 AM

I wear a tuxedo, snow shoes, and a Minnie Pearl hat.

Griff 01-17-2007 11:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spexxvet (Post 308000)
I wear a tuxedo, snow shoes, and a Minnie Pearl hat.

pics please

Trilby 01-17-2007 01:08 PM

a football helmet, kilt and flippers.

Dagney 01-17-2007 01:19 PM

Doesn't everyone vacuum in an apron, pearls, and sensible heels?

Shawnee123 01-17-2007 01:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dagney (Post 308044)
Doesn't everyone vacuum in an apron, pearls, and sensible heels?

Only if your name is June Cleaver.

Happy Monkey 01-17-2007 01:32 PM

No, June Cleaver wears other stuff, too.

Shawnee123 01-17-2007 01:36 PM

Ohhhh, she meant pearls, apron, and shoes exclusively. :)

Happy Monkey 01-17-2007 01:41 PM

That's the assumption I'm sticking with.

Dagney 01-17-2007 01:41 PM

*grin*

Almost makes a girl wanna vacuum.

Almost ;)

Shawnee123 01-17-2007 01:44 PM

Some comedian (female, but I hate the word comedienne) said "I'll vacuum when they make one you can ride on." Love it.

Dagney 01-17-2007 01:46 PM

Rosanne Barr :)

In her Domestic Goddess days *G*

I like how I clean - every Thursday, I leave a check on the counter.

Happy Monkey 01-17-2007 02:03 PM

Matter of time- a Segway Vacuum.

Sheldonrs 01-17-2007 02:12 PM

I'd wear a condom if I did the cleaning 'cuz I know I would fuck it up.
My bf does the cleaning. I do the cooking. :-)

Elspode 01-17-2007 05:31 PM

Fruit of the Loom Boxer Briefs. I throw a t-shirt on when I go outside to shake the rugs or the dustrags.

Why get clothing sweaty, wet or dirty?

DanaC 01-17-2007 06:14 PM

um...whatever I happen to be wearing when I decide to clean house.

Beestie 01-17-2007 06:19 PM

I like the vacuums that you turn on and leave and it mills about eventually covering every square inch.

monster 01-18-2007 01:34 PM

I'll let you know when I do some. Does bagging up the empties in the morning count? I do that in my cow skirt.

Trilby 01-18-2007 01:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster (Post 308391)
I'll let you know when I do some. Does bagging up the empties in the morning count? I do that in my cow skirt.

Can we have a pic of the cow skirt?

lumberjim 01-18-2007 01:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna (Post 308039)
a football helmet, kilt and flippers.


wow, we are birds of a feather. I wear hip waders and a sombrero.

Perry Winkle 01-18-2007 01:47 PM

lacrosse shoulder-pads, jock strap, and bunny slippers

Shawnee123 01-18-2007 01:50 PM

hmmm

Beestie 01-18-2007 01:54 PM

Usually, a bathrobe and baseball cap.

But on special occasions, I'll put on my Roman Centurian outfit.

Trilby 01-18-2007 02:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Beestie (Post 308410)
...on special occasions, I'll put on my Roman Centurian outfit.

OOooooooBAYBEE! Women :heartpump a Roman Centurian! But I insist that you :whip: me into submission first!

Shawnee123 01-18-2007 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna (Post 308393)
Can we have a pic of the cow skirt?

Is it like this?

DanaC 01-18-2007 03:09 PM

I'd rather have a picture of the Centurian outfit!

lumberjim 01-18-2007 03:32 PM

http://www.costumesinc.com/Costumes/.../44120-std.jpg

Shawnee123 01-18-2007 03:35 PM

That's a mighty big dagger you got there, fella. ;)

Happy Monkey 01-18-2007 03:37 PM

It's got a dustbuster in it.

Dagney 01-18-2007 05:34 PM

Oh, Please tell me Shawnee's post said

"all the better to suck you with Sir?"

(And she thought that was silly...and that's why she deleted it *G*)

Shawnee123 01-18-2007 05:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dagney (Post 308498)
Oh, Please tell me Shawnee's post said

"all the better to suck you with Sir?"

(And she thought that was silly...and that's why she deleted it *G*)


LOL...no,that's a good one, but mine ran along the lines of "er, um, I don't have any dust that needs bustin' last time I looked it was pretty cleared out." Or something to that effect. :D

monster 01-18-2007 06:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 308427)
Is it like this?

No, more like this:

http://static.flickr.com/61/168732601_b267dba71c_m.jpg

:D

Big people say "housecoat" small child hears "Cow Skirt". Well the latter has infinitely more class, so we adopted it.

Shawnee123 01-18-2007 07:00 PM

:p That's hilarious! I really thought you wore a cow skirt! :D

monster 01-18-2007 07:05 PM

Took us ages to work out what he meant. One Saturday as we were getting up, Thor piped up "I can see you're ready to get me breakfast, daddy, because you're wearing your cow skirt!" I'm still in bed at this point thinking :eyebrow:

:lol:

Ronald Cherrycoke 01-19-2007 11:42 PM

John Kerry in a French Maid uniform...because that`a what "Mother Terisa" wants?

Iggy 01-20-2007 03:20 PM

Nothing but a hair tie.

JayMcGee 01-20-2007 08:21 PM

just a feather duster, me...

Cloud 02-14-2007 06:42 PM

wear? people wear things inside?

rkzenrage 02-14-2007 07:24 PM

That was my question.
I was thinking cock-ring and a smile.

ram491991 02-17-2007 05:46 PM

vacuuming
 
i love to vacuum nude its the best feeling ever

xoxoxoBruce 02-17-2007 06:18 PM

Hi Ram, welcome to the cellar. :D
All vacuum cleaners, but especially the ones with a hose, built up static electricity that will cause body hair to swing and sway as you move. Very sensual.

DanaC 02-17-2007 07:30 PM

Now there's an image to have in my head just as I go to bed....alone...and free to dream:P

SteveDallas 02-17-2007 07:48 PM

Ahhh, Donna Reed . . .

Pie 02-17-2007 10:04 PM

Housework? What's that? (I outsource it. So sue me.)

ram491991 04-12-2007 01:27 AM

nothing ofcourse

i also love to masterbate with a vacuum cleaner its so pleasing
:p

SadistSecret 04-18-2007 05:19 AM

I don't outsource my housework, I just bribe people to do it for me.

"Do my dishes, then check your myspace." I don't have a Myspace, but apparently, checking it is worth cleaning a house inhabited by two almost 20 year old men, and their friends that stay over for days at a time...which is a scary thing indeed.

TheMercenary 04-18-2007 02:23 PM

I don't do it. My wife does. Some times I help.


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