Last words
 

What would you like your last words before you die to be?

If I die in the next 2-3 years, I think I'd like my last words to be:

"No Mr. Damon! That thing will split me up the middle!" ;)

Next?

I'm not sure. I suppose I could do worse than .. ..

"Captain, the warp core has gone off-line. I'm going to try to restart it!"

There is no God but Allah and Muhammad is God's messenger.

"We're all very impressed, Mr. Chambers. 127 years old, and living independently until that nasty fall from the rock face you were free climbing. You've had a good life."

"The money is hidden in the..."

That was fun.

hey, hold my beer, and watch this!

Rosebud....

"I might be dead tomorrow, but you'll still be stupid!"

Ok, I'll have sex with you one more time, Angelina.

I love you all. Don't cry. I'm going to rest now.

Run?

Oh. Fuck.

She's HOT HOT HOT!

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Red wire, no blac...!

I've always hoped my last words will be "Well, this sucks"

Its always the blue wire.

I'll be back

There's no place like home, there's no place like home, there's no place like home. :ipray:

Quit yer crying! The party's on me...

pull my finger.

"What could possibly go wrong?"

The fact that I'm so easily able to free-associate with past Cellar posts is becoming disturbing to me.

This one is NSFW.

More last words....

"This is gonna be so cool! They'll have us on Image Of The Day for sure!"

Man, what a ride! :apimp:

"Someone make sure to go onto the Cellar and let everyone know what's happened to me..."

Ah yes. "The root password is.... .... "

Don't cry over me--hey look! A bir--*silence*

See ya in the funny papers !!!

bet they spell my name wrong in the obits.....

"Do you think this is safe to eat?"

I'm sure this wont get me a darwin award

it does make your thighs look a little fat

why do you bother with the make up, it doesnt help

come on! it was only sex!

if i'm wrong may god strike me down!

"they'll have to pry my gun from my cold dead fingers" :p

"Death by snoo-snoo!"

Snoo snoo!

I can't wait until that show comes back.

VICTORY OR DEATH!

"Nonsense, it's perfectly safe... I've seen The Crocodile Hunter do it a million times."

"Thanks for showing me around your work, Bruce. Hey cool, what does this lever do??"

why does this chocolate bar say "may contain traces of peanuts"?

"This is gonna be the coolest trick ever!"

This is not only the fastest carnival ride, but it's also the safest! C'mon.........

I saw line rider do it.

An' now I'm gonna get ripped so fuck you clowns!

Ooh, or "I'll see y'in anotha' life, brotha'" (Mmm, desmond!)

"Stop worrying, she won't be back home for at least a week..."

it'll fit

well at least tell me your plans for world domination

i swear, if windows fucks up one more time im going to scream.

here kitty kitty kitty

whats the worst that could happen?

"whats that smell?"

It's not loaded.

You're fired!

You open the door and I'll throw a fireball in

Hey, did you know today was Steak & Blowjob Day?

Maybe just one last wafer thin mint....

You're almost as good as my last girl...

"Alright, Mr DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up"

wow that digitally enhanced star wars was great!

I knew that cop shoulda listened to me when I told him that some people just need killin'.

I have just four words for you - Swedish Anti Sniper Detonator.

So, you say your psycho ex-boyfriend is a Hells Angel™?

Hey, fucknuts, it says "This Side Towards Enemy" for a reason!

No, no no, you dumb bunny! Play it like this!

Why, yes, Mitzy, I'll be happy to go tromping into a darkened basement without a flashlight to see where that sound of a chainsaw is coming from.

Of course it's turned off.

Parachute?

That's just an Urban Myth.

It's perfectly harmless. See what happens when I...

singing in the rain! im just! singing in the...